Pierce County Episode Guide

EPisode Guide of Pierce County

This Episode Guide DOES compact the pesky Story-Arcs,

Quickies and Arabic Terrorist Threats, since in addition

to following the Source Footage over a Decade after

it first aired in 82'-89', there were multiple performances,

subtle Tongue-Slippings, and numerous foibles similar

to Theater Reinactments, which made it almost impossible

to without slobbering, recount the Eps, muhc less get

them on VHS, DVD or Trivideo for transfer.

Find the Scraps of Bloom Source Tapes, use your Imagination:

Season ABC: The only Pierce County Prequels that make up

Complete Episodes; - A bland, mildly cheery

Adam Pierce; like the Black Girl, "Blondie"

is the Gangleader, in a half-assed attempt

to cap his weinersliphell, Saigan/Cutter John

is depicted pre-cripple, and conflicts with

Steve Dallas, and after a few monthes INGAME,

gets to his familiar Wheelchair named "Enterpoop"

Season 1: The early Years; - Milo's the leader; just Bloom

County with a different name, and a few clips

added, sometimes used as a Prequel

Season 2: The supposed Crown Prince, Brian is selected

to be the next Highlight, and Leader of the Show,

the Pacer and two PC Faggots at Swedish are found,

this is an Ambush Camera Event, which wasn't

well understood, even at the time

Season 3: Mostly minor modifications, Milo's still the Leader,

"Little Dork uses with Imagination" happens here

with Brian, and some minor Location use and Warships

and Stolen BBC FC/Tapes in use, Milo/Brian only

kinda know and stumble through arcs/quickies,

much like Bekeley "Drughigh" Breathed

Season 4: Same as Season 3; - Bill the Cat gets somewhat more

development this time

Season 5: Same as Season 3

Season 6: Miss Lindsay, gruff broad with a nasty Ex-Husband,

sponsors the show, showing off what Preschool

is like, this is to compete with PBS Shit,

forgettable Characters, one of whom loved

My Little Pony, and the other loved GI Joes

and Construction Metal Toys, were Pam, Katie

Sam and Kristjan (The last guy: Sorry I butchered

your name and made fun of your Paternal Ancester!)

Season 7: Same as Season 6

Season 8: Panic in trying to introduce a new Female due to

the Anti-Sexism Edicts of Bush I

Season 9: A bizarre mish-mash of various Toys and Cartoons,

"Bugs and Tweety" Carnage barely fitting the show,

To try and compete with the "New Era of Cheezy",

only the BTTF Cartoon remembered by this Maintainer

in any appreciable degree, Ronald-Ann, Bill the Cat,

and Milquetoast become more of a focus, as

the Portnoy and Hodge characters are expected

to be phased out

Season 10: Milo starts earnestly criticizing Brian and teaching

him abstract humour and editing, for his run on the show,

various 80s-90s jokes and the latest Cartoon-Neilson

ratings are studied for further splicings/new Scripts

Season 11: The Run of Happiness: Brian starts getting some writing,

occ. Directing, and numerous 80s's Scripts with

old "Bloom County" Footage are coming to make some

Big-ASS Arcs, in preparation for major changes

or deaths of the Vice-President's Daughter

Season 12: About the only REALLY good episode here that uses almsot

all-new materials is "the Many Sonic Screams", set in

Winter, 1996, it has the Characters going into a Basement

Location shot in Kerri's House i, Molwyattwhire, Eustace,

Seattle, WA, PE Earth, and things are normal, with the

many Nieces, Nephews (Even Kyle!) and OH, playing Sonic

2, and Brian not getting a chance to play (:-(), Soon,

a few odd things occur, they start to pile up, leading

to a mildly eeries pale white skin-fancy golden jewelry

in hair mask being used, with Sound FX for Monsters

and Brian runs back and forth, while the Nieces,

Nephews and Characters run, bump into things, get

nasty, and lights go out, aforementioned cheap FX

and lights go off and Brian sits at the top of the stairs,

waiting, while after a while, the Characters are ensrared

and the eerieness, like (Literal or not) "Sonic Screams"

occur, and Brian, Milo and Bill go in with abrupt action

and almost no thought to save the mind-weary others,

After this, a FINAL Retelling of the "Mary-Kay Commandoes"

Story airs in 3 Parts,

"It's a wonder we weren't Banned and hand-amputated

in Feeshlakia! -Brian", Then 5-6 Episodes of One-Shot,

Then Donald Trump's Brain is rescued when an Anchor falls

on him, and it it put into Bill D. Cat, and Trump and the

the Characters have a slightly more Hectic Shooting Year,

then Steve's Fruity-Gephardization is reverse in shock,

and vow to renew his life, and then he and the others

briefly go through the OLD TIMES (to Brian this is new,

like Raspberry Kool-Aid in Smiley-Face PJs), and soon,

Trump Buys Pierce County, Hires many new people, and

threatens the Characters, in desperation, after hearing

of what the hithero plans Aspera to alter the Show,

train and manipulate people for it, and to Conquer

The World, Brian, Ronald-Ann and a few Terrorists

put together some explosives and Speechpaper,

and launch a desparate assault on Trump, and in the

Comedic Screaming Terror, Pierce County Explodes,

"Outland",

Season 1: Ronald-Ann is Brought ala "ZEO" (Happy Coincidence, eh?) by

Mort Mouse and Tim Otter to Outland, a Special Physics ALteration

Holodeck/YMCA Place to broadcast a new show, and Hide from Trump's

Mechanized Empire, soon Brian arrives, helped by the retired Milo

and Ronald-Ann, is ambushed by Tim, and the four have great control

over this new Show, and soon, Mortimer Mouse's Origins are explained

in a Special Two-Parter, some more One-Shots, and then Bill the Cat

is found to have had Donald Trump's Brain Removed, when after

scuffled with Ivana for the Florida Ranch and Trump Estates/Jewelry,

it's placed in a Sharkjawed Cartoony Android Body in Silver, with some

Bronze Aspects, and while this isn't over, Bill is Kinda back to his

old Billy-Boy Self (not that you can tell, POOR Readers)

Old Friends, Steve, Binkley and Oliver return, Cutter John makes 15 guest

appearences, but just can't commit to a return regular posting,

and new Friend Truffles the Pig, AKA "Hamon Eggs" joins the Primary Cast

Season 2: See Season 1

Season 3: There's a scuffle with Donald Trump, and Brian, Bill and Mortimer face him,

Bill Gates and his new Reich Upcomingcat is the focus for Bastardry, and

the characters continue with the highlight being "Bill the Gates", where

the two are combined, and a FUN Barney is accidentily created at the end

Season 4: Starting here, there are many changes: The new Characters "Pee-Pee" the DJ

, named by a drunkn & concussed Horse of a Mum who moonlights as "Kevin"

and who is given encouragement and ability to Pee E&B Tunes with the sacred

Pee, Peeing Pee of Raj and Salt'n'Pepa who also went to Hogwarts, and has

a Boombox that turns into a Human-sized Robot, that engages in fighting,

a Villain-turned Robot based on some Goit from "Earthworm Jim", named

Moo-Goo-Gai-Pan becomes a few episodes later, a battle-ally,

The Tolkien Blue Wizards, Brian's Three Cats, and Preschool Taylor's

little sister "Bronte" (Pretty name, same name as the Archeologist

Tom Baker talked to once) all join, and due to Brian's "Bit Bull on Angel-Dust"

zeal to getting Creative Control, and enjoying Zeo and his hackneyed show based

on "Street Sharks", "Shark Patrollers", the show maneges to become

a DBZ-type fighting show and slightly assumes it's more Dramatic Attitude

upon Pierce County's Return in 2000, with Pee-Pee becoming a mentor who

tries to keep Brian from taking the dark path his counterpart in Reboot

took, oh yeah, Pee-Pee also came from there,

and Brian starts hanging out with Gonzo, Rizzo and Pepe from the Muppets,

is forced to work together with AJ to escape a Cyberpunk Gang and they become

part of Brian and Ronald-Ann's Outland Gang, and there is an increased

attempt to take second-and-third worlds countries and Destroy Outland by

Donald Trump, then finding Dirt on Ragdoll for conquering the World,

then imperialistic Expansion, then reducating and infantilizing Babies

and Children in accordance with Joseph Lieberman and Groups to Ban Video Games

and remotely worthwhile Music, converting some of them to Teletubbies with

the giggly Fat-Flab Play with no intellible speech or remotely nourishing

substance Teletubbyworld, Brian and the others locate through Disguises

and asking around, he sneaks into a far-away COmpound and beats up various

mercenary Kung-Fu loo-doo Diaper Drivellers, engaging "Teletubby" (Creatively named, eh?)

a taller, battle-oriented Play-spewing babbling Zombie Slave, and beats him up,

and agitated over their impending violation, the two aging whities and fruity babbler of this

INCENDIARY Organization send out their strong Bloodsport Fighter, Physique,

who then suddenly beats up Brian, slashing his limbs open, yelling out "Physique!"

after healing by Ronald-Ann, Oliver and Pee-Pee, Brian returns, and due to

the Network People and retarded notions of Eugenics, Physique's success is looked on

with fascination, and he and Teletubby are combined to make Teletubby-Physique,

who pounds Brian a few times, but then seems to be slowly getting beaten back,

and then feeling Displeasure and horror of cutesy unnatural beings used

for subjugation, Physique commits Seppuku.

After this, the Characters to more shorter Arcs and One-Shots, are alerted in one

vague blurb/reference by an experimental Robot running AMok in Springfield,

called Robot, a Cockroach-Mosquito Green-Black unit who injects and takes control

of Electronics, and they battle him and his Father, Mechanism, joining the Psychotic

Curious George, then they battle some hairy all-powerful wood-dweller with megalomania

called Zombie, who Brian and his new characters finally beat after weeks of on-off

Hijinks Hooliganism, then a year of One-Shots, then a few scuffles with Street-Trash leads

to a plot by Donald Trump, with Brian and Mortimer sneak into Trump Computing

to discover his final Major World Conquest Scheme, to Paralyze the Governments

and spread his Corporations, as well as to restore Pierce County, and from this,

they find out from interrogating some Middle Management Junkie that he somehow

procured Technology from the Zygorthians to Preserve Pierce County before being

destroyed, and in a bloody Battle, Trump takes over Outland, Brian, Steve, Bill

Pee-Pee, and the others steal and beat up a lot for a few weeks, then infiltrate

a few office Buildings, parts of Outland, and sabotage Donald Trump's plans,

confronting him in Trump Pierce County Architectural Cybertech, beating him and his

goons, and in revenge, he has internal and airbombs and his robots ravage Outland,

ruining a unique Developmental Movement and Satirical Proving Ground for the rest

of Recorded History, and after picking up the pieces, Brian finds and battles Trump

once and for all as his last machinery is destroyed, and Trump is reduced to making

Reality Teenslut Shows on NBC, when he'd be a fit for CBS, and they battle in shadows,

Brian escapes, and with Bronte, AJ and the other characters, they go on a Road Trip,

Brian's arm is broken by a Playful Genie, and he's visited by the Star Giver to help

him through the grief and shock of his dorkiness, which really hits home with her dah,

I mean, him, and Brian and Gilligan share a tent in the woods, generic slapstick bullshit

ensues, they meet a camper named Beth, and they find Bronte and nearly all the other characters

have been turned to Trees, and meet a Native Girl, who helps them turn them back and avoid

Dangerous Islanders, Battle a few Monsters and Greedy Rich Guys, and land a crashing

Blimp near Possum Lake, reuniting with Milo, Portnoy and Hodge, and all Pierce County

and Outland characters, old and new work together with a few 2000s Cyberspace and PBS

young guys combine efforts to make a "New, Improved Pierce County", improved and

longlasting compared to "New Coke"

The Return of Pierce County

Season 1: After beating up a fiddly little Curmudgeon from his youth, Pee-Pee's horrified,

fearing he'll turn to Evil, and the older characters start to get apethetic,

get new non-TV jobs and leave Pierce County, and Brian gets obsessed with the Faceless,

Hatred, and Revenge turns to his corny donning of a black latex shiny suit and Skullmask,

terrorizing and forcing teachings, feeling the need to have Revenge and for no more

wrongs in the world, and the Series spent a Two-Parter, like TJ and Carlo's bunch,

advocating a clean slate and the first all new characters in a while, introducing

the nice, neighborly errend-running boy Shelby Smith (played by Price Freeman)

Cleo Andrews, his childhood friend, and Best Friend, the Black Guy and Hobbyist Lance Morgan,

and they soon run into the headstrong couple: Pearl, and her wimpy boyfriend Lyle,

and a Fisherman, David, who's peaceful and carefree, and they soon find out about Brian

from an injured Pee-Pee, whom they help, and a freaked out Gonzo, Rizzo and Pepe,

Brian kills Lance's sister, Aleisha, and goads him in an afternoon showdown, and

Lance sez "You dirty Jerk! I HATE You!!!"

And after getting a beating, Shelby helps get him out, they regroup, are on the run and see

his doings, get minor help from Bronte and Steve Dallas, and they start to beef up,

foil Brians schemes 2-3 times, injure him and cause him to escape, and then

the stronger Shelby finally beats up and kills Brian, who gradually turns good afterwards,

and with a new visit with Milo, Ronald-Ann, Bronte, AJ and Steve, Shelby's gang become

a new series of regular Comedy-Drama characters, fulling Torch-passed forsythe...

Season 2: Normal Escapades, and Fang Soul, a sorcerer brings up his Seven Vampires who pin down and

turn the characters except Shelby and Lance into Vampires, and with the help of an old WOman

some books in an abandoned House, and some plotting and illegal nutrients, beat up

Fang Soul and restore their friends, at this time, they encounter Bastard Rocker

Ethan Hardrock, and condesending to him, telling him it's for his own good, they'll

rescue him from nasties, and then he joins their gang, while Ethan's buddies, giant ogres,

and remnents of various Robots and Thugs from previous villains cause City destruction

and they run into a Military base to prevent people from being Resurrected, the

"Death-1 Mines", and to prevent them from being used, and more from being built,

Shelby and Cleo spread Naturopathic Rumours, and Pearl and Lyle are killed

taking out the Death-1 Mine, their characters done, and not very etched-in.

Season 3: Fang Soul lures Ethan to a Basement, and lulls him to Serentiy with visions of his Parents,

and that he may not be the "Hardrocker"

he thought he was, and Shelby beats up Fang Soul and rescues him, shaken up, he starts to rebuild

his life and after a season or two, starts to look way more different, a brown-haired 20-year old

in a T-shirt and jeans, later Shelby gets in a gangwar, gets disfigured, nearly kills himself,

and falls from a bridge, getting amnesia, the others reluctant to getting his memory back,

they are more careful playing, and a month later, the others are cornered and beaten by a biker gang,

then Shelby finally regains his memory, runs and beats them up.

Before the memory loss, The gang, in this season's Highlight, are trapped in the Land of Fiction

and leave with Imagine, a bland Spirit who toys with cast-aside Dreams, and meet the Triangle-King,

and the Season closes with "the Star-Giver's Tale", as eh tells them a Tale of Ice and Fire ("No

Relation, sorry you guys getting bored and revolted as a result")

Season 4: Mostly one-shots, the Highlight being one of the Seven Vampires, Wampire, upset over Fang Soul and his

Brothers making fun of him and his lack of Physique (No Pun Intended), and he studies from an old book

of Black Magic, and enhances his being, becoming Vampire, then beating on the guys, becoming Vampyre,

becoming much stronger, the gang going on a Road Trip and much trining to defeat his suave, occult A$$

leter, near the end of the Season, Lance dies thinking of his Sister, rescuing some people, feeling forlorne

regret for his past, and battling a gang, not giving a shit that only the last two years of his life

were worth a few teaspoons of Mouse Urine

Season 5: One-Shots, a rogue Cyberpunk who protests Ritalin being used to brainwash Children in Schools, sometimes

leaving them to their and others'deaths, and for treating the Brain as a Mindless, Inaminate object,

becomes the S-D Fighter, and bombs Schools and starts to irk EVERYONE with his righteous speeches.

Shelby's bunch stop him, and a few weeks later, Ethen and David are fishing, David gets a Concussion

and starts switching personalities sporadically, including becoming a Dork, Batman and a Swimsuit Model,

posing in his Hipwaders, and the two haphazardly rescue a lost princess and drive off, shooting away

his pursuers

Season 6: Shelby and David run into a guy who keeps ditching School, a Champion Skateboarder, Donny, and coax him

out of his "I'm just frustrated, nobody likes me" thing, and eventually he stops a few bouts of vandalism,

and the gang stop the S-D Fighters Mind-Controlled Wrestler, go through Classic Bloom/Pierce One-Shots,

and the gang try to stop a released Legendary Monster after Zombie's been recalled to Yggdrasil, and they

all die.

(<Old characters show up here, and die, or regret ever being involved and exploited for the County>)

Season 7: Joseph, a Brown-haired guy with a new Computer and great lawn, Donny, Catherine, Jemima, Alex and

Carl the Hacker are the new Pierce County Gang, and some guy stumbles upon Pierce County, accesses

a Database, finds out about Adam Pierce's, then Milo Ralph's, then Shelby Smith's Gangs and Joseph's

bunch find and kill him, and discover the world outside has been turned into a Drug-Fascist Nightmare

and lash out with increasingly stolen goods and looted, beaten and bombed Computer Centers,

Lieutenant's Headquarters, and Hacker's Dreams, Highlights being "Hello, Tiffany", where

Joseph wakes up as a young Blonde Girl named Tiffany, checks her Breakfast and Computer wi/online

connection and works out how to escape and get's his and Catherine's souls stuck in the Man's

Network Database, then transferred back to Joseph's body, then they rescue Tiffany,

a few Technicians, and then battle the Armed and Dangerous Cyberpunk's Paradise Authoritarian

Officers and Ruler of the World Union.

Season 8: Bland Comedy, mostly One-Shots, not Interesting.

Season 9: See Season 8, Joseph has a party, meets the mayor of Pierce County, and the Gang leaves.

Echoes of Pierce County: Timothy, the next Pierce County Leader, is captured and tortured by an assholish Fat Man,

Hallucinates and after some Clipshows of all past characters, meets the other Pierce

County Leaders and they give him Energy, and console his grief over his Spoiledness,

and he breaks free, pounds the fatty, and the ship they're on crashes and they die.

Season 10: Sigma, a Cat-Woman becomes new leader of the Pierce County Gang, with Harry, Steven, the Squirrel

Melvin Sidney, and a bunch of other inimportant, barely appearing dorks, and this is the last season.

Three Movies, and a crossover with the "Saving the Omniverse from the Legendary Demon Exus" Series Wrap up ALL

Pierce County, Outland and Lewis

*Really a clever tool by Brian to avoid Typcasting and getting Worn down in Pointless, Excess Sequels,

he wrote himself out, liking people who actually didn't like him for once, ref. Lance)

Appendix: Yearcount

Pre-1980, mostly in Decade-Blocks: The Failed Prequels

1980-1984: Season A, B and C

1985-1986: Season 1, 62 Episodes

1986-1987: Season 2, 16 Episodes

1987-1988: Season 3, 9 Episodes

1988-1989: Season 4, 15 Episodes

1989-1990: Season 5, 22 Episodes

1990-1991: Season 6, 32 Episodes

1991-1992: Season 7, 23 Episodes

1992-1993: Season 8, 8 Episodes

1993-1994: Season 9, 50 Episodes

1994-1995: Season 10, 26 Episodes

1995-1996: Season 11, 24 Episodes

1996-1997: Season 12, 24 Episodes

1997: Outland Begins, Season 13, 26 Episodes

1998: Season 14, 18 Episodes

1999: Season 15, 26 Episodes

1999: Season 16, 22 Episodes

2000: Season 17, 12 Episodes

2000: Season 18, 7 Episodes

2000: Season 19, 3 Episodes

2001: Season 20, 4 Episodes

2001: Season 21, 4 Episodes

2001: Season 22, 2 Episodes

2001-2002: Season 23, 8 Episodes

2002: Season 24, 6 Episodes

2003: Season 25, 18 Episodes

2003: Echoes of Pierce County

2004-2005: Season 26, 12 Episodes

Fin