EPisode Guide of Pierce County
This Episode Guide DOES compact the pesky Story-Arcs,
Quickies and Arabic Terrorist Threats, since in addition
to following the Source Footage over a Decade after
it first aired in 82'-89', there were multiple performances,
subtle Tongue-Slippings, and numerous foibles similar
to Theater Reinactments, which made it almost impossible
to without slobbering, recount the Eps, muhc less get
them on VHS, DVD or Trivideo for transfer.
Find the Scraps of Bloom Source Tapes, use your Imagination:
Season ABC: The only Pierce County Prequels that make up
Complete Episodes; - A bland, mildly cheery
Adam Pierce; like the Black Girl, "Blondie"
is the Gangleader, in a half-assed attempt
to cap his weinersliphell, Saigan/Cutter John
is depicted pre-cripple, and conflicts with
Steve Dallas, and after a few monthes INGAME,
gets to his familiar Wheelchair named "Enterpoop"
Season 1: The early Years; - Milo's the leader; just Bloom
County with a different name, and a few clips
added, sometimes used as a Prequel
Season 2: The supposed Crown Prince, Brian is selected
to be the next Highlight, and Leader of the Show,
the Pacer and two PC Faggots at Swedish are found,
this is an Ambush Camera Event, which wasn't
well understood, even at the time
Season 3: Mostly minor modifications, Milo's still the Leader,
"Little Dork uses with Imagination" happens here
with Brian, and some minor Location use and Warships
and Stolen BBC FC/Tapes in use, Milo/Brian only
kinda know and stumble through arcs/quickies,
much like Bekeley "Drughigh" Breathed
Season 4: Same as Season 3; - Bill the Cat gets somewhat more
development this time
Season 5: Same as Season 3
Season 6: Miss Lindsay, gruff broad with a nasty Ex-Husband,
sponsors the show, showing off what Preschool
is like, this is to compete with PBS Shit,
forgettable Characters, one of whom loved
My Little Pony, and the other loved GI Joes
and Construction Metal Toys, were Pam, Katie
Sam and Kristjan (The last guy: Sorry I butchered
your name and made fun of your Paternal Ancester!)
Season 7: Same as Season 6
Season 8: Panic in trying to introduce a new Female due to
the Anti-Sexism Edicts of Bush I
Season 9: A bizarre mish-mash of various Toys and Cartoons,
"Bugs and Tweety" Carnage barely fitting the show,
To try and compete with the "New Era of Cheezy",
only the BTTF Cartoon remembered by this Maintainer
in any appreciable degree, Ronald-Ann, Bill the Cat,
and Milquetoast become more of a focus, as
the Portnoy and Hodge characters are expected
to be phased out
Season 10: Milo starts earnestly criticizing Brian and teaching
him abstract humour and editing, for his run on the show,
various 80s-90s jokes and the latest Cartoon-Neilson
ratings are studied for further splicings/new Scripts
Season 11: The Run of Happiness: Brian starts getting some writing,
occ. Directing, and numerous 80s's Scripts with
old "Bloom County" Footage are coming to make some
Big-ASS Arcs, in preparation for major changes
or deaths of the Vice-President's Daughter
Season 12: About the only REALLY good episode here that uses almsot
all-new materials is "the Many Sonic Screams", set in
Winter, 1996, it has the Characters going into a Basement
Location shot in Kerri's House i, Molwyattwhire, Eustace,
Seattle, WA, PE Earth, and things are normal, with the
many Nieces, Nephews (Even Kyle!) and OH, playing Sonic
2, and Brian not getting a chance to play (:-(), Soon,
a few odd things occur, they start to pile up, leading
to a mildly eeries pale white skin-fancy golden jewelry
in hair mask being used, with Sound FX for Monsters
and Brian runs back and forth, while the Nieces,
Nephews and Characters run, bump into things, get
nasty, and lights go out, aforementioned cheap FX
and lights go off and Brian sits at the top of the stairs,
waiting, while after a while, the Characters are ensrared
and the eerieness, like (Literal or not) "Sonic Screams"
occur, and Brian, Milo and Bill go in with abrupt action
and almost no thought to save the mind-weary others,
After this, a FINAL Retelling of the "Mary-Kay Commandoes"
Story airs in 3 Parts,
"It's a wonder we weren't Banned and hand-amputated
in Feeshlakia! -Brian", Then 5-6 Episodes of One-Shot,
Then Donald Trump's Brain is rescued when an Anchor falls
on him, and it it put into Bill D. Cat, and Trump and the
the Characters have a slightly more Hectic Shooting Year,
then Steve's Fruity-Gephardization is reverse in shock,
and vow to renew his life, and then he and the others
briefly go through the OLD TIMES (to Brian this is new,
like Raspberry Kool-Aid in Smiley-Face PJs), and soon,
Trump Buys Pierce County, Hires many new people, and
threatens the Characters, in desperation, after hearing
of what the hithero plans Aspera to alter the Show,
train and manipulate people for it, and to Conquer
The World, Brian, Ronald-Ann and a few Terrorists
put together some explosives and Speechpaper,
and launch a desparate assault on Trump, and in the
Comedic Screaming Terror, Pierce County Explodes,
"Outland",
Season 1: Ronald-Ann is Brought ala "ZEO" (Happy Coincidence, eh?) by
Mort Mouse and Tim Otter to Outland, a Special Physics ALteration
Holodeck/YMCA Place to broadcast a new show, and Hide from Trump's
Mechanized Empire, soon Brian arrives, helped by the retired Milo
and Ronald-Ann, is ambushed by Tim, and the four have great control
over this new Show, and soon, Mortimer Mouse's Origins are explained
in a Special Two-Parter, some more One-Shots, and then Bill the Cat
is found to have had Donald Trump's Brain Removed, when after
scuffled with Ivana for the Florida Ranch and Trump Estates/Jewelry,
it's placed in a Sharkjawed Cartoony Android Body in Silver, with some
Bronze Aspects, and while this isn't over, Bill is Kinda back to his
old Billy-Boy Self (not that you can tell, POOR Readers)
Old Friends, Steve, Binkley and Oliver return, Cutter John makes 15 guest
appearences, but just can't commit to a return regular posting,
and new Friend Truffles the Pig, AKA "Hamon Eggs" joins the Primary Cast
Season 2: See Season 1
Season 3: There's a scuffle with Donald Trump, and Brian, Bill and Mortimer face him,
Bill Gates and his new Reich Upcomingcat is the focus for Bastardry, and
the characters continue with the highlight being "Bill the Gates", where
the two are combined, and a FUN Barney is accidentily created at the end
Season 4: Starting here, there are many changes: The new Characters "Pee-Pee" the DJ
, named by a drunkn & concussed Horse of a Mum who moonlights as "Kevin"
and who is given encouragement and ability to Pee E&B Tunes with the sacred
Pee, Peeing Pee of Raj and Salt'n'Pepa who also went to Hogwarts, and has
a Boombox that turns into a Human-sized Robot, that engages in fighting,
a Villain-turned Robot based on some Goit from "Earthworm Jim", named
Moo-Goo-Gai-Pan becomes a few episodes later, a battle-ally,
The Tolkien Blue Wizards, Brian's Three Cats, and Preschool Taylor's
little sister "Bronte" (Pretty name, same name as the Archeologist
Tom Baker talked to once) all join, and due to Brian's "Bit Bull on Angel-Dust"
zeal to getting Creative Control, and enjoying Zeo and his hackneyed show based
on "Street Sharks", "Shark Patrollers", the show maneges to become
a DBZ-type fighting show and slightly assumes it's more Dramatic Attitude
upon Pierce County's Return in 2000, with Pee-Pee becoming a mentor who
tries to keep Brian from taking the dark path his counterpart in Reboot
took, oh yeah, Pee-Pee also came from there,
and Brian starts hanging out with Gonzo, Rizzo and Pepe from the Muppets,
is forced to work together with AJ to escape a Cyberpunk Gang and they become
part of Brian and Ronald-Ann's Outland Gang, and there is an increased
attempt to take second-and-third worlds countries and Destroy Outland by
Donald Trump, then finding Dirt on Ragdoll for conquering the World,
then imperialistic Expansion, then reducating and infantilizing Babies
and Children in accordance with Joseph Lieberman and Groups to Ban Video Games
and remotely worthwhile Music, converting some of them to Teletubbies with
the giggly Fat-Flab Play with no intellible speech or remotely nourishing
substance Teletubbyworld, Brian and the others locate through Disguises
and asking around, he sneaks into a far-away COmpound and beats up various
mercenary Kung-Fu loo-doo Diaper Drivellers, engaging "Teletubby" (Creatively named, eh?)
a taller, battle-oriented Play-spewing babbling Zombie Slave, and beats him up,
and agitated over their impending violation, the two aging whities and fruity babbler of this
INCENDIARY Organization send out their strong Bloodsport Fighter, Physique,
who then suddenly beats up Brian, slashing his limbs open, yelling out "Physique!"
after healing by Ronald-Ann, Oliver and Pee-Pee, Brian returns, and due to
the Network People and retarded notions of Eugenics, Physique's success is looked on
with fascination, and he and Teletubby are combined to make Teletubby-Physique,
who pounds Brian a few times, but then seems to be slowly getting beaten back,
and then feeling Displeasure and horror of cutesy unnatural beings used
for subjugation, Physique commits Seppuku.
After this, the Characters to more shorter Arcs and One-Shots, are alerted in one
vague blurb/reference by an experimental Robot running AMok in Springfield,
called Robot, a Cockroach-Mosquito Green-Black unit who injects and takes control
of Electronics, and they battle him and his Father, Mechanism, joining the Psychotic
Curious George, then they battle some hairy all-powerful wood-dweller with megalomania
called Zombie, who Brian and his new characters finally beat after weeks of on-off
Hijinks Hooliganism, then a year of One-Shots, then a few scuffles with Street-Trash leads
to a plot by Donald Trump, with Brian and Mortimer sneak into Trump Computing
to discover his final Major World Conquest Scheme, to Paralyze the Governments
and spread his Corporations, as well as to restore Pierce County, and from this,
they find out from interrogating some Middle Management Junkie that he somehow
procured Technology from the Zygorthians to Preserve Pierce County before being
destroyed, and in a bloody Battle, Trump takes over Outland, Brian, Steve, Bill
Pee-Pee, and the others steal and beat up a lot for a few weeks, then infiltrate
a few office Buildings, parts of Outland, and sabotage Donald Trump's plans,
confronting him in Trump Pierce County Architectural Cybertech, beating him and his
goons, and in revenge, he has internal and airbombs and his robots ravage Outland,
ruining a unique Developmental Movement and Satirical Proving Ground for the rest
of Recorded History, and after picking up the pieces, Brian finds and battles Trump
once and for all as his last machinery is destroyed, and Trump is reduced to making
Reality Teenslut Shows on NBC, when he'd be a fit for CBS, and they battle in shadows,
Brian escapes, and with Bronte, AJ and the other characters, they go on a Road Trip,
Brian's arm is broken by a Playful Genie, and he's visited by the Star Giver to help
him through the grief and shock of his dorkiness, which really hits home with her dah,
I mean, him, and Brian and Gilligan share a tent in the woods, generic slapstick bullshit
ensues, they meet a camper named Beth, and they find Bronte and nearly all the other characters
have been turned to Trees, and meet a Native Girl, who helps them turn them back and avoid
Dangerous Islanders, Battle a few Monsters and Greedy Rich Guys, and land a crashing
Blimp near Possum Lake, reuniting with Milo, Portnoy and Hodge, and all Pierce County
and Outland characters, old and new work together with a few 2000s Cyberspace and PBS
young guys combine efforts to make a "New, Improved Pierce County", improved and
longlasting compared to "New Coke"
The Return of Pierce County
Season 1: After beating up a fiddly little Curmudgeon from his youth, Pee-Pee's horrified,
fearing he'll turn to Evil, and the older characters start to get apethetic,
get new non-TV jobs and leave Pierce County, and Brian gets obsessed with the Faceless,
Hatred, and Revenge turns to his corny donning of a black latex shiny suit and Skullmask,
terrorizing and forcing teachings, feeling the need to have Revenge and for no more
wrongs in the world, and the Series spent a Two-Parter, like TJ and Carlo's bunch,
advocating a clean slate and the first all new characters in a while, introducing
the nice, neighborly errend-running boy Shelby Smith (played by Price Freeman)
Cleo Andrews, his childhood friend, and Best Friend, the Black Guy and Hobbyist Lance Morgan,
and they soon run into the headstrong couple: Pearl, and her wimpy boyfriend Lyle,
and a Fisherman, David, who's peaceful and carefree, and they soon find out about Brian
from an injured Pee-Pee, whom they help, and a freaked out Gonzo, Rizzo and Pepe,
Brian kills Lance's sister, Aleisha, and goads him in an afternoon showdown, and
Lance sez "You dirty Jerk! I HATE You!!!"
And after getting a beating, Shelby helps get him out, they regroup, are on the run and see
his doings, get minor help from Bronte and Steve Dallas, and they start to beef up,
foil Brians schemes 2-3 times, injure him and cause him to escape, and then
the stronger Shelby finally beats up and kills Brian, who gradually turns good afterwards,
and with a new visit with Milo, Ronald-Ann, Bronte, AJ and Steve, Shelby's gang become
a new series of regular Comedy-Drama characters, fulling Torch-passed forsythe...
Season 2: Normal Escapades, and Fang Soul, a sorcerer brings up his Seven Vampires who pin down and
turn the characters except Shelby and Lance into Vampires, and with the help of an old WOman
some books in an abandoned House, and some plotting and illegal nutrients, beat up
Fang Soul and restore their friends, at this time, they encounter Bastard Rocker
Ethan Hardrock, and condesending to him, telling him it's for his own good, they'll
rescue him from nasties, and then he joins their gang, while Ethan's buddies, giant ogres,
and remnents of various Robots and Thugs from previous villains cause City destruction
and they run into a Military base to prevent people from being Resurrected, the
"Death-1 Mines", and to prevent them from being used, and more from being built,
Shelby and Cleo spread Naturopathic Rumours, and Pearl and Lyle are killed
taking out the Death-1 Mine, their characters done, and not very etched-in.
Season 3: Fang Soul lures Ethan to a Basement, and lulls him to Serentiy with visions of his Parents,
and that he may not be the "Hardrocker"
he thought he was, and Shelby beats up Fang Soul and rescues him, shaken up, he starts to rebuild
his life and after a season or two, starts to look way more different, a brown-haired 20-year old
in a T-shirt and jeans, later Shelby gets in a gangwar, gets disfigured, nearly kills himself,
and falls from a bridge, getting amnesia, the others reluctant to getting his memory back,
they are more careful playing, and a month later, the others are cornered and beaten by a biker gang,
then Shelby finally regains his memory, runs and beats them up.
Before the memory loss, The gang, in this season's Highlight, are trapped in the Land of Fiction
and leave with Imagine, a bland Spirit who toys with cast-aside Dreams, and meet the Triangle-King,
and the Season closes with "the Star-Giver's Tale", as eh tells them a Tale of Ice and Fire ("No
Relation, sorry you guys getting bored and revolted as a result")
Season 4: Mostly one-shots, the Highlight being one of the Seven Vampires, Wampire, upset over Fang Soul and his
Brothers making fun of him and his lack of Physique (No Pun Intended), and he studies from an old book
of Black Magic, and enhances his being, becoming Vampire, then beating on the guys, becoming Vampyre,
becoming much stronger, the gang going on a Road Trip and much trining to defeat his suave, occult A$$
leter, near the end of the Season, Lance dies thinking of his Sister, rescuing some people, feeling forlorne
regret for his past, and battling a gang, not giving a shit that only the last two years of his life
were worth a few teaspoons of Mouse Urine
Season 5: One-Shots, a rogue Cyberpunk who protests Ritalin being used to brainwash Children in Schools, sometimes
leaving them to their and others'deaths, and for treating the Brain as a Mindless, Inaminate object,
becomes the S-D Fighter, and bombs Schools and starts to irk EVERYONE with his righteous speeches.
Shelby's bunch stop him, and a few weeks later, Ethen and David are fishing, David gets a Concussion
and starts switching personalities sporadically, including becoming a Dork, Batman and a Swimsuit Model,
posing in his Hipwaders, and the two haphazardly rescue a lost princess and drive off, shooting away
his pursuers
Season 6: Shelby and David run into a guy who keeps ditching School, a Champion Skateboarder, Donny, and coax him
out of his "I'm just frustrated, nobody likes me" thing, and eventually he stops a few bouts of vandalism,
and the gang stop the S-D Fighters Mind-Controlled Wrestler, go through Classic Bloom/Pierce One-Shots,
and the gang try to stop a released Legendary Monster after Zombie's been recalled to Yggdrasil, and they
all die.
(<Old characters show up here, and die, or regret ever being involved and exploited for the County>)
Season 7: Joseph, a Brown-haired guy with a new Computer and great lawn, Donny, Catherine, Jemima, Alex and
Carl the Hacker are the new Pierce County Gang, and some guy stumbles upon Pierce County, accesses
a Database, finds out about Adam Pierce's, then Milo Ralph's, then Shelby Smith's Gangs and Joseph's
bunch find and kill him, and discover the world outside has been turned into a Drug-Fascist Nightmare
and lash out with increasingly stolen goods and looted, beaten and bombed Computer Centers,
Lieutenant's Headquarters, and Hacker's Dreams, Highlights being "Hello, Tiffany", where
Joseph wakes up as a young Blonde Girl named Tiffany, checks her Breakfast and Computer wi/online
connection and works out how to escape and get's his and Catherine's souls stuck in the Man's
Network Database, then transferred back to Joseph's body, then they rescue Tiffany,
a few Technicians, and then battle the Armed and Dangerous Cyberpunk's Paradise Authoritarian
Officers and Ruler of the World Union.
Season 8: Bland Comedy, mostly One-Shots, not Interesting.
Season 9: See Season 8, Joseph has a party, meets the mayor of Pierce County, and the Gang leaves.
Echoes of Pierce County: Timothy, the next Pierce County Leader, is captured and tortured by an assholish Fat Man,
Hallucinates and after some Clipshows of all past characters, meets the other Pierce
County Leaders and they give him Energy, and console his grief over his Spoiledness,
and he breaks free, pounds the fatty, and the ship they're on crashes and they die.
Season 10: Sigma, a Cat-Woman becomes new leader of the Pierce County Gang, with Harry, Steven, the Squirrel
Melvin Sidney, and a bunch of other inimportant, barely appearing dorks, and this is the last season.
Three Movies, and a crossover with the "Saving the Omniverse from the Legendary Demon Exus" Series Wrap up ALL
Pierce County, Outland and Lewis
*Really a clever tool by Brian to avoid Typcasting and getting Worn down in Pointless, Excess Sequels,
he wrote himself out, liking people who actually didn't like him for once, ref. Lance)
Appendix: Yearcount
Pre-1980, mostly in Decade-Blocks: The Failed Prequels
1980-1984: Season A, B and C
1985-1986: Season 1, 62 Episodes
1986-1987: Season 2, 16 Episodes
1987-1988: Season 3, 9 Episodes
1988-1989: Season 4, 15 Episodes
1989-1990: Season 5, 22 Episodes
1990-1991: Season 6, 32 Episodes
1991-1992: Season 7, 23 Episodes
1992-1993: Season 8, 8 Episodes
1993-1994: Season 9, 50 Episodes
1994-1995: Season 10, 26 Episodes
1995-1996: Season 11, 24 Episodes
1996-1997: Season 12, 24 Episodes
1997: Outland Begins, Season 13, 26 Episodes
1998: Season 14, 18 Episodes
1999: Season 15, 26 Episodes
1999: Season 16, 22 Episodes
2000: Season 17, 12 Episodes
2000: Season 18, 7 Episodes
2000: Season 19, 3 Episodes
2001: Season 20, 4 Episodes
2001: Season 21, 4 Episodes
2001: Season 22, 2 Episodes
2001-2002: Season 23, 8 Episodes
2002: Season 24, 6 Episodes
2003: Season 25, 18 Episodes
2003: Echoes of Pierce County
2004-2005: Season 26, 12 Episodes
Fin