The TRUE Story of Youtube

Here is the TRUE history of Youtube, which Sunday Morning, some Radio Guys, and almost NO ONE on the Web has got right.

2005: Youtube is founded by a few anonymous assholes; - almost no one has told me this without banning me.

2006: On April of this year, I first found out about Youtube and my first Video watched on there was the Goggle V opening.

2006-2007: The Golden Age of Youtube, Gary Brolsma uploads the Numa Trilogy and videos of him goofing around, and he tries to help several others gain web prominence, with varying results, LisaNova starts up, then rigs a contest, causes drama, and is generally a Bitch, Applemilk1988 seems promising, and shows off her ability to speak Japanese in 6 videos, helping to teach Laserlover2254 and hundreds of others, sadly, she becomes corrupt; - turning to E-Begging and Whoring herself in Japan (...after saying she WOULDN'T do Swimsuit and Nudie Videos, *Tsk, Tsk*), and James Rolfe and bigal2k6 become utterly kickass as reviewers and ranters.

2007-2008: The Youtube Partner System is shown to be corrupt and eventually collapses, and Chris Bores forms a Totalitarian dictatorship, only allowing Yes-Men and Banning people and taking down their videos, not allowing a free thought, unbloodied body or non-ripped off pitiful puke of a video or working brain.

2009: Youtube still sucks, but a little less now.

2011-2012: Youtube is bought and modified by Google, unfortunately, with accounts being deleted or heavily altered in 2014, and Private Messages being abolished in 2015.

Someone on one of the Goggle V Videos said he had the Goggle Black (Junichi Haruta) Costume as a little boy.

old Youtube Videos to be REMEMBERED

Video of some snarky blonde-haired kid in glasses recording two teen girls called Sally and Sandy in full-bodied black wetsuits going into the pool, who tells them to leap up like whales a few times, saying "They're FUcking Retards"

Video of some blonde girl in a pink one-piece on the beach; - this got taken down a few days after uploading, but little censorship is connected to it.

Videos of Misato, a Kigurumi performer in Bakenokawa slowing putting on the suit of Miss America from Battle Fever J; - I told her she was doing great, there.

Video of girl(?) in a golden foil leotard stretching around, I saved a picture of this and put it up on Deviantart, under Navalwarfare.

Videos of He-Man Parody Dubbings, called "Johnny Whoop-Ass", IKNFLY on Youtube has ALL the Episodes as of 2017.

Video showing 2280s Star Trek meeting up with old series Battlestar Galactica.

Dynaman Parody Dubbings.

What is Youtube REALLY known for?

1: engaging fullscreen mode when you DON'T want it.

2: giving you Stupid attempts to be cute and hip, usually in the form of

ASCII Art Smilies/

3: Banning anyone, and everyone, for everything.