friday takeout

Fishermen always seem to have some secret fishing spot. Have you figured out where these are in the area and just simply stayed away?

Yeah man, any totally-real fish will tell you that the way to nullify their secret stuff is by hiding out in public. Doing crosswords, taking out bank loans, like, anywhere highly populated. School-theory, amirite?

Here at the Friday Takeout, the editors are strictly catch-and-release, equal opportunity anglers. No matter how small the panfish or how large the bass is, we're just in it for the fun. Thoughts you want to add? Do you have your own freshwater philosophy?

Right on Matthew BRO-dereck, C/R at the F/T. Righteous. Fun in the sun, rah? I live my life in the shadow of the great Bodhi: "Little hand says it's time to rock and roll."

What is the most fun you've ever had, you know, just being a fish?

Dude, there was this killer wave once and I just like, rode it, real-fish style. That was rad.

Do you believe the coronavirus and quarantine time will send more anglers to lakes and rivers, where the open air is plentiful and it's easier to social distance between bass boats?

Oh totally, gotta be distance if you're a human brosophino; us real-fish don't have to do that. We can get together and party and be social all the time. *sigh* Just like all the other real fish.