by LocoMotor, Happy Noodle Boy, Rypta Gud'n, Shock Headed Peter, Chewy Walrus, HourGirl, Jonah'sWhale, LLANCE, BISONSIX and The Time Trust
Alarm sound
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The future is now!
Hardy New-Born: I am torn between my duty to the MBL and my duty to TOMB! How will I solve this dilemma?!
Rhyme Guardian: Don't worry, New-Born. I'll take the MBL, you take TOMB.
Shock Headed Peter: HA HA HA! I'm so evil I can plague BOTH teams!
Damn, I'm good.
Chewy Walrus: OK, team. Back to business. Are we set to carry out my plan now, or do you wanna discuss the furhter reaches of my powers some more? BTW, Godspeed, MBL...
HourGirl: (between JW kisses)
um......sure......bosssssssssss.......
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"It takes a minute to have a crush on
someone, an hour to like someone,
and a day to love someone- but it takes a
lifetime to forget someone."
Hardy New-Born: Okay, now I'm almost certain that Rhyme Guardian isn't evil... he's gone back to leading the MBL. I still don't know what he wants with us though... so, how 'bout this plan of yours, Chewy?
Jonah'sWhale: What's the plan?
I am ready to serve.
I must save the world.
Hands off, Bison. Or you lose them.
Are we invoking another "Code 'NO'?"
'Cause I feel useless unless I can save the world every now and then.
Chewy Walrus: All right, this plan will be risky. You may not like it, but it must be done. SHP is evil enough to take on both TOMB and the MBL, right? So, we merely use the same device that cut Doc into threes and cut him into three parts - aggressive, normal, and passive. We'll be able to crush the latter two with no problem. I'm still thinking about what to do with the third one...
"That makes little to no sense, Chewy..." HNB said, "but I'm still in."
"No! That won't work!" a voice from the shadows said.
"Gee, I wonder who this could be..." said HNB, and on cue, Rhyme Guardian stepped out.
Rhyme Guardian: Trust me. It won't work.
HourGirl: Um, well... I think I know what we could do with the THIRD one boss..... (blushing)
psssssssssttt...Bison...hands off..he's back I told u....
Chewy Walrus: And why pray tell will it not work, Rhyme Guardian? Do you have a better plan? If so, please let us know...
Lance: Code "No" # 231- the Ostrich Ploy!
Everybody stick their head in the sand and pray no member is missing, all evildoers go to jail of their own accord, and the world is not blown to smithereens when we yank our head back out into the open!
Everybody ready! Submerge!
-------once over and twice twisted-----------
P.S. Cross your fingers also! You can never be too careful!
Chewy Walrus: What?
Lance: No. No. No, Chewy! It's not "what?"It's a muffled "WWhhaattt?" Remember, your head is stuck in the sand!
-------once over and twice twisted-----------
SHP sits in his secret base.
SHP: Ah, any minute now those fools will burst through the door and attack me. They're so predictable.
...
SHP: Any minute now.
...
SHP: Just about to arrive.
...
SHP: Hurtling here at breakneck speeds.
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SHP: Any. Minute. Now.
...
SHP: Where the **** are they?? Computer, locate the MBL and fire 20 tactical nukes at them.
Computer: -COMPLIANCE-
FWOOSSSSSHHHH!!!!
BISONSIX: Hey, i've got an idea...
Why don't we attack SHP at his base?
.
-whispers to JW-
and you keep YOUR hands off, buddy. there's a new kid in town!
Time Trustee Tempus: Amazing.
Rhyme Guardian: "Because, Chewy, villains always have a way of protecting themselves from these weird-arse rays and such. It's just the way these things work."
Chewy turned around and yelled, "and how do you know that HE has a way of avoiding this...?"... but Rhyme Guardian was already gone.
Chewy: Ah, crap! Walrus Sense again... It's saying that... 20 nukes are headed in our direction?! Cripes! All right, I know what to do.
While everyone else continues sticking their heads in the sand of the moon (moon sand?), Chewy stretches himself to his absolute limit as he sees the bombs approaching on the horizon. The bombs hit Chewy, but fail to detonate. Instead they bounce off and rebound toward their place of origin - the secret HQ of SHP!!
Chewy: All right, team! After those nukes!
The entire roster of TOMB up and flies after the nukes due to their new found less-than-gravity weight (don'tcha just LOVE comic book physics?), except Lance...
Lance: Wait, guys! This ostrich thing'll work, I swear!
Steve: Sorry, Lance, but I'm set to lay down some smack on my evil altered ego.
Lance: I'll stay here just in case...
BISONSIX: Suit yourself...
Continued in Chapter 9