by Franta, MisterJLA, Jonah'sWhale, HourGirl, Chewy Walrus and Mister Mxyptlk
Franta: If one can access the "no" topic that was logged in, in the year 1900, then can does that allow us to travel through time?
If you make it send me a letter from the past so I can join you!
I'm betting it was a time lord WHO posted that topic!
MisterJLA: If the "no" topic allows for time travel, it looks like I'll be betting on some Super Bowls real soon...
Jonah'sWhale: I've always wanted to see those early 20th century dresses. Just get me out of there before the depression and the world wars.
Franta: IT WORKS!!!
I travelled through time!
I got all the scores for every game!
Unfortunately the last one was December 31,1999.
Jonah'sWhale: I hear you, man.
I have to keep working too.
HourGirl: <giggles> OMGawd You guys...where the hell IS that "NO" topic???????????//
Franta: Alas the "no" topic has been lost again to the winds of time. Many posters have been trapped in 1900 as a result.
Don't worry though none of the 3 G'norteteers
were lost.
Chewy Walrus: So... if the "no" post was lost, trapping many of our fellow posters in the past, wouldn't, nay, shouldn't, it be our civil duty to organize a task force, create another "no" post and go in after them? Wouldn't they have done the same for us? Hmmm? I hereby open the floor for volunteers! SAVE THE LOST POSTERS!!
Franta: Well Chewy we need to be certain that they are posters we want back!
Chewy Walrus: Right you are, Franta! OK, everyone assemble. We're gonna do a headcount... If you're not here, don't put another post on this thread. There... that oughta do it... Oh, yeah... I'm still looking for volunteers for the dangerous mission. Don't worry, I'll make sure you get a hold of some metapowers before we leave...
HourGirl: Never fear, HOURGIRL is here! (hehehhe) Newest member of the JLA...Lemme see now..how does this hourglass thingy work again? Hey TY
wanna gimme a hand babe? Um..oh! Oooopsss...
Ty, pst....wrong hand hun..yeah... I guess I am sorta stuck there myself...um ok. Looking for volunteers to save the day! Takers? Drats that time warp thing again anyway! AMMAZO...
THIS ISNN'T OVER YET! NOT BY A LOOOONG SHOT!!
Jonah'sWhale: How will we rescue those stuck in 1900 with no if we can't get there anymore?
Chewy Walrus: The answer to your question, Jonah'sWhale, is simple, if not complicated. As self-appointed leader of this delightful little operation, my plan is to reconstruct the infamous "no" post. My original plan of reconstruction is pretty much shot, seeing as how I planned on using HourGirl's powers to take us back in time, but she's trapped there herself now... so now, we'll probably just, umm... well, I'm open for suggestions there, too. Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller? Yeah. Still looking for volunteers to become a part of my fearless band of freedom fighters, too. Let's call ourselves the... TIMELINE PRESERVERS OF THE MESSAGE BOARDS! So, my friends, brothers and comrades! Join me and liberate our lost brothers and sister from 1900! ONWARD!
Franta: I have been attempting the rescue as well.
But my plans for going back further to the 1800's have thus far been a bust!
All these IBM cards keep shooting out at me!
I think Timeline Orderkeepers of the Message Boards or TOMB.
Jonah'sWhale: oooooo 1800. Pre-Gold Rush. I'm gonna beat everyone there. See you in California!!
HourGirl: Ok boys..I've figured out the problem..ready?
YOU ARE IN THE WRONG CENTURY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HELLOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did u say 1900's or what? While we beat are heads agains this dreaded time loop trying to suffer through ANOTHER second of "instant replay" Ya'll are goofing off in the 1800's!!
grab the damned gold and get your asses in here already and free us!
"The Girl"
M'xy: Don't do that rescue mission! please don't!
I did it and I got stucked in that year. I'm inmortal so i'm still alive, but I watched some of you getting old to death.
Wait a second... If you don't go, then I'm not gonna exist...
Huh... go kids, go. You'll come back... Trust me...
Jonah'sWhale: Lessee,
Hourgirl......stuck in time.
Hourgirl......stuck in time.
Stuck in time......Hourgirl.
Stuck in time......HOURGIRL.
Stuck in time WITH HOURGIRL!!
Guys, count me in. I gotta go...it's uhm...for a good cause.
HourGirl: aaawwwwwwwwww.....(blush) Jonah....Oh my goodness hun...(blush) just don't know what to say! (giggles) But heck, if I GOTTA spend an eternity here..well...I can't think of anything I'd enjoy more than gettin to know ya a lil bit better! Ok boys...send 'im in!!
(kisses)
"The Girl"
Chewy Walrus: All right, so we have myself, Franta and JonahsWhale going back. Sorry, M'xy, but when others are in danger, we must come to their rescue! We don't get on this JLA Message Board for no reason! Or do we? I don't know. Anyway, last bids for volunteers! Who can I count on? Who can I trust? Hourgirl, you keep us posted from 1900. Try not to disturb the locals. We'll be in touch.
Franta: .dellecnac teg thgim namrouH, reh touhtiW
.lrigrouH eucser tsum eW
Franta: Shoot i almost had it.
Time going bacwards that is.
Chewy Walrus: Good try, Franta! Guess what, team? I was just rifling around the Message Board Swap Meet and guess what I found to aid our lil' mission? Flash's Cosmic Treadmill! (At least that's what I think it's called...) If one of us can recruit a speedster, we can use it to rescue all of our time-lost comrades! I've also realized that we could create a rupture in space-time by going back, creating a sort of alternate future (like JLA: Rock of Ages) for the 2000's. Jonah'sWhale, you work on that, while Franta and I try to get the Cosmic Treadmill working. Hourgirl,don't do anything that may cause alternate future's of any sort. Those are your orders. Recruits are still welcome. Gosh, I love this... It's kinda like the Linear Men...
Franta: Hey Chewy did you like
TOMB
or should I try again?
Chewy Walrus: TOMB sounds great, Franta! Due to your hard work, diligence, and over-all metaheroiness, I hereby decree that you shall be, henceforth and forever, the second-in-command of the TIMLEINE ORDERKEEPERS OF THE MESSAGE BOARDS! Now, start tinkering with that Treadmill...
I'm gonna be gone for awhile with those time-travelling wierdos in TOMB (Timeline Orderkeepers of the Message Boards)! I'm their leader, you see, and I must therefore lead. See you later!