by agent57, Eurostar and Nowhereman
MBL Headquarters, Thunder City:
Agent F7: "Maybe this isn't the right time, since the rest of you are planning a vacation, but I need some help looking for a new home."
Hardy New-Born: "Why? What happened to your old one?"
Agent F7: "Well, in case you didn't notice, Europe was obliterated a couple of adventures ago, and hence my home is no more. Kind of a problem. I mean, you guys don't worry about anything but yourselves!"
Dragnet Zero: "What?"
Agent F7: "Well, a whole continent was destroyed, and you guys barely noticed! It was just a minor plot line to you!"
Hardy New-Born: "Sorry."
Agent F7: "Yeah, well, anyone wanna help me find some property?"
Nowhereman: "Yeah, me!"
Agent F7: "Great."
So began the amazing adventures of Agent F7 and Nowhereman looking for a house somewhere other than Europe, as it was destroyed on a whim in a past adventure.
Agent F7: "Where shall we start?"
Nowhereman: "How about Serbia?"
Agent F7: "Er... no."
Nowhereman: "Siberia?"
Agent F7: "No thanks."
Nowhereman: "New Jersey?"
Agent F7: "NO! Okay, I'll choose. We'll go to... New York!"
Sometime later, Agent F7 and Nowhereman arrived in New York City.
Agent F7: "Why the hell do so many metaheroes live here? It's way too crowded!"
Nowhereman: "Yeah, but look at these cool I love NY hats! Let's go on a tour!"
Eurostar: "If Europe is destroyed, where am I now? Oh, my God! I'm a ghost!"
Eurostar, realizing he wasn't actually in Europe when it was destroyed, sought out the hard-travelling heroes, Agent F7 and Nowhereman.
Eurostar: "May I join you in your quest for a new home?"
Agent F7: "Yes, I suppose so! But what are your powers? Are you faster than a speeding locomotive?" He snickered.
Eurostar: "Oh, come on! Enough with train jokes!"
"You know, I'm sure I'm forgetting something important!" Nowhereman seemed to have forgotten that he set up a network of Nowherecaves throughout the world. "Anyway, I'm hungry! Lets eat, and I'll charge it to my Nowherecard!"
They all headed off for the nearest restaurant, which was a pub. Unseen by the trio, Jonah's Whale lurked nearby.
Jonah's Whale: "I think I shall have a little fun at my Euro friends' expense!"
What tricks would Jonah's Whale play on the three heroes, and would Nowhereman remember he already had several places to live?