by The Time Trust, Happy Noodle Boy, Eurotsar, the Ghost of Eurostar, Kristogar Velo, Eurostar and agent57
The seven members of the Time Trust, scanning the time stream for fluctuations, discovered a time anomaly. It appeared that the destruction of Europe was causing a time paradox, the likes of which had never been seen before, and which was far too complicated to go into right now.
Furthermore, it was discovered that a secondary, possibly linked time anomaly centered around four figures, time-displaced travelers from the year 2000 named Agent F7, Nowhereman, Eurostar, and Electric Power Torque. The Time Trust conferred and decided to travel back in time to confront the time travelers and uncover the mystery before this time paradox destroyed the universe.
The seven plugged into their virtual reality interface to control the Time Trust talos, an android that they created to travel throughout time for them, due to safety reasons. This humanlike talos was the sum of all seven members of the Time Trust, and shared their knowledge and personalities.
The Time Trust talos, designated Time Trustee Tempus, stepped into the flux chamber, and was transported a century back in time from the present, to the year 1900.
There, it promptly sat down to some alcoholic beverages, in order to find out whether or not taloses could get drunk.
Elsewhere, Eurostar had managed to speak to Nowhereman through the body of EuroTsar.
"Yeah," taunted Eurostar to his evil double. "The days for you and Dolly have come to an end. Soon, the MBL will come, and you, your sheep, and your transgenic food will be banished forever in the macrobiotic dimension!"
EuroTsar: "Nah, they will never be able to interpret my words. They will never find your distress call. That call is slowly fading, moment after moment, sending it far and far, until it will go into oblivion... And then, no more Eurostar... bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!"
Marv Velo turned to Nowhereman, who was standing right next to him. "You have any idea what the HELL he's talking about?"
Nowhereman: "Who?"
Marv Velo: "The last thing that I remember Eurostar saying something about living in an alternate universe...anybody remember anything about that? We'd better solve this quick."
The ghost of Eurostar: "Fellow metahero... you are thinking wrong... my request of help, now, is on page 5... accomplish the request... and I'll come back... please... go there fast... my power are fading... soon even my ghost will be gone... FOREVER..."
Nowhereman, aided by the great dog, dug a hole so deep to bring back Eurostar's forgotten distress call. When Apollo and Hera answered the topic, in a blaze of power, the evil spell was broken, and Eurostar materialized.
Eurostar: "I'm back! And now EuroTsar should pay!"
EuroTsar: "Ahh, this is very lame. Tu quoque, Nowhereman, fili mi! Now I have to find Nowhereman's evil twin and start to weak havoc on Franta and all the boards!"
Eurostar: "It's wreak, Tsar! And, no way! Now I banish you in the macrobiotic dimension, where the Mediterranean food master will hold you captive until the end of the millennium! Go with your sheep Dolly, and see ya in a thousand years!"
EuroTsar: "Beware, I'll come back one day, and you will be doomed..."
Eurostar: "No more Big Mac for you, EuroTsar! Bye!"
Eurostar said to Nowhereman, "Now for at least a thousand years he will not come back!"
Suddenly appeared CoMikeNorris, who stated, "You banished him until the end of this millennium, which ends on December 31, 2000. He'll come back next year!" And then CMN disappeared in a puff of smoke.
Eurostar: "Nooo!"
Nowhereman: "Now we should go back to 1900 Russia." And he started to sing Back in the USSR again.
Eurostar: "No, my friend. I have other thing to do. I'll explain to you later, on our revamped headquarter. When I was in the Phantom World, I saw things that human eyes had never seen before, and I have to cope with them. Go, my friends, in your quest for the salvation of Europe. One day I shall return!"
And then Eurostar, faster than an Italian locomotive, was gone.
Agent F7: "How can our quest continue without Eurostar? He was the soul of our mission!"
Meanwhile, our adventurers sang From Russia with Love.
Hours later (or was it days?), the talos known as Time Trustee Tempus staggered drunkenly out of the bar in the year 1900. "Wasn't there something I was supposed to do?"
Feeling his eyes starting to glaze over, he checked his watch. He had just enough time to see that it was 1:38 a.m. before he said in slurred speech to himself, "Oh yeahhh..." and promptly fell to the ground, intoxicated and unconscious.