by Chewy Walrus, Jonah'sWhale, HourGirl, Franta
Chewy Walrus: GOOD GRAVY! I come out of the timegate, stopping off in the Old West first to rally a band of outlaws to aid in our rescue only to find that we've tarnished the good name of TOMB into something so inexplicably inhumane as *GASP!* "Young Heroes in Love!" How could you? I assume it was really all my fault for not giving clear orders. But anyway, I hereby promote Lance for exhibiting bravery above and beyond the call of duty (namely ending this thing before anyone else got hurt). I also recognize Grynterne 1011 as the new Team Rookie(tm). Godspeed to all. Here's to many more INSANE adventures of the TIMELINE ORDERKEEPERS OF THE MESSAGE BOARDS!
Jonah'sWhale: uhm...I'm still fading away...uhm...help?
HourGirl: sigh..JW....No one seems interested in helping ya babe! (pouting) maybe it is time for u to get beached! yes?
(giggles)
"The Girl"
Jonah'sWhale: Beached...Whale...I get it!!! HAHA. Now save me!!
HourGirl: Save you? After u were cheating on me in the HourMan boards? I think NOT JW! What kind of girl do u think I am? U will have to PROVE yourself now whaletoy!
*poof*
"the Girl"
Chewy Walrus: NO! I leave for a couple of fun-filled days in Hypertime, only to return to find you two pointlessly bickering! Now, we're a team. We must put our pesky love lives behind us. Now, HourGirl, you cheated on JW first. Ergo, he was perfectly just to cheat on you on the Hourman Boards. I am Chewy Walrus, the Alpha Male! I have spoken! OK, sorry... macho trip... but, seriously, guys. We need to keep team unity... just not so danged literally. Let's keep the soap opera spins down to a minimum, capece? Thanks, guys! The Message Boards thank you! And so do I!
Jonah'sWhale: Thanks for the back up, Chewy.
Honey, no ring on my finger. And I'm a nice guy. Hehe Trust me.
Franta: Anyone see my brain?
Lance: Franta... Dear Franta. I'm sure your brain is lying SOMEWHERE, SOMEWHEN right next to mine! At least we're not as bad off as Lex Luthor! I hear his brain has been stolen!
Lance
member of TOMB
----------once over and twice twisted--------
HourGirl: (looking at Lance vixenly)..... "That wasn't Lex's BRAIN I stole silly boy!"
Oh chewy..I DO love a man who is sooo....
IN CHARGE!
(giggles and wiggles)
"The Girl"
Chewy Walrus: Umm... thanks, Hourgirl... I think... Anyway, just so we can finish up this adventure, I am now using my metapower of elasticity to reach back into time and pull Jonah'sWhale from his disappearing state into the present to his non-disappearing body. The deed is done. Jonah, you are safe... for now. Until next time, fellow orderkeepers!
Jonah'sWhale: Whew! That was close. Thanks, Chewy!
Continued in Chapter 6