by Disco Steve, Happy Noodle Boy, Nuriko, HERO! and Vulpixjoe
Disco Stave regained consciousness in the woodland area, next to a severed Boull head. "Holy shit!"
Holding his mouth so not to draw attention to himself, he stood up. The severed head made a squishing sound, and green blood squirted out as he stepped on the head of the same Boull that had probably knocked him unconscious. He then noticed the MBL and the IBG in the distance.
What are they doing together? he thought. Better not jump to conclusions.
He ran over to the MBL. "Hey, Lad!"
Beer-Drinking Lad: "Disco! Sorry, I forgot about you."
Disco Stave: "No problem. What's goin' on?"
Before Beer-Drinking Lad could explain, suddenly a Boull soldier attacked him and Disco Stave as the Lad was explaining. Beer-Drinking Lad made a gesture, and a full beer can appeared from nowhere. He threw it at the Boull's head and followed it up with a barrage of beer cans, all appearing from nowhere. Within seconds, the Boull was dead.
Disco Stave: "You can DO that?"
Beer-Drinking Lad: "Yup... I think. I don't seem to have any other powers, so I must be able to do something. Anyway, as I was saying, Hardy New-Born and the Hypertime Entity, from what Hero just told me, have disappeared along with some evil villain dude. Until the danger has passed, we have an alliance with Shock-Headed Peter and the IBG."
Disco Stave: "Oh. Of course. It all makes sense now."
The two ran off to join the fray.
Meanwhile, Hardy New-Born and the Hypertime Entity were standing in some sort of limbo, with Incursion and a Boull soldier before them.
Hardy New-Born: "So where are we?"
Incursion: "We're in me, pretty much."
Hypertime Entity: "WHAT?!"
Incursion: "Don't be so startled. Power such as mine cannot be contained within a single mortal shell. My overwhelming energy has poured out and created a sort of wormhole in space and time, bending the fabric of reality to create a sort of limbo."
Hardy New-Born: "Oh, of course. That's almost as good a theory as hypertime."
Incursion turned to the Boull and said, "Go and find the other four! Take a Boull army with you! This mission is the priority!" The Boull soldier disappeared.
Vulpine Joe sat in his living room chair watching TV. The telephone rang, and he answered it. "Hello?"
"Is this Vulpine Joe?"
Vulpine Joe: "Yes."
"Are you interested in long distance savings?"
"Am I?! Hang on a sec, I have another call." Vulpine Joe went to line two. "Hello?"
"Vulpine Joe, this is Hero of the MBL. We need you. Come to the woods just near town. Hurry!"
"Okay, I'll be there right away." After Hero hung up, Vulpine Joe went back to line one. "Could you ring back later? Thanks."
Meanwhile, Natsuko was chasing after a young woman on the street in her quest to find the Lady of Light.
"Hi," she called, "could you please take off your shirt? I have to look for--"
A policeman stepped out in front of Natsuko, ending her chase. "Hello, Officer," said Natsuko. "No, you don't understand. I have eight days to find a certain girl, or the world will end!"
The officer was not amused.
"Yes, I know you've never heard that one before. It's not a pick-up line. I am a celestial warrior of the Light, and I need to find my Lady. And this isn't my original body, either."
The officer placed a hand on her shoulder. "I can't go with you downtown! I have to--" She stopped as she heard an annoying ring tone. "Excuse me, that's my cell phone." Natsuko answered it. "Hello?"
Through the static of the pay phone, Hero heard Natsuko answer her phone. "Natsuko! We need you. Come to the trees outside of t--"
"Please deposit thirty-five cents for an additional two minutes... Please deposit thirty-five cents for an additional two minutes... Please deposit--" CLICK.
Hero hung up furiously, hoping that Natsuko would be able to find her way with what information she was given. "We have got to get communicator badges!"
Nowhereman: "You want to use my Nowherecell?"
Hero: "Sure, thanks."
Nowhereman: "Not a problem."
Hero: "Um... The battery's dead."
Nowhereman: "But... it's a Nowherebattery. They're not supposed to die."
Vulpine Joe: "I'm here. This better be important; I could be saving on collect calls right now. Well, here I am in the woods... I think I've been tricked. No one seems to be here. I wonder if I'm in the right woods. Let me check my map... If only I had brought a map." He sighed.
Meanwhile, the MBL and Shock-Headed Peter fought as gallantly as metaheroes could.
Disco Stave: "I can't believe we're STILL fighting the Boull. It just doesn't end."
Beer-Drinking Lad: "Kinda like the Clone Saga, huh?"