by ritchie_rags, da_nowhereman and the_indestructible_man
Las Vegas, Nevada, antimatter world:
While kicking bad guy ass in Las Vegas in an attempt to reach the villainess called Whore Babylon, Smasher came across a computer that was not being used. He wondered whether or not this new world knew anything about the MBL. He let Nowhereman handle his own for a while and signed on to the Internet. He typed "Meta Board League" in a search engine and saw a website that said MBL and clicked on it.
He was amazed to see some of the adventures that he had been through, serialized as a fictional television series on this world. He thought, Oh my God. Shock filled his head as a bad guy was flung into the computer, smashing it to bits.
Nowhereman: "Sorry 'bout that, Smash!"
Smasher softly replied, "No problem... no problem at all..."
The fight continued as bodies flew across the room.
Smasher threw a guy right into a slot machine. Bells rang and lights flashed as the slot machine turned to three sevens.
A man stepped up to Smasher and handed him a check for a million dollars. Smasher and Nowhereman stopped fighting and turned to each other.
Simultaneously, they said, "Cha-ching!"
Nowhereman and Smasher pondered what to do with the million dollars.
Nowhereman: "WOMEN! You know how many we can buy with this kind a money... And BEER, lots and lots of beer..."
Smasher: "And a nice car... Chicks dig the car! The Smasher Car... Hey, maybe I could buy my own cave, too... the Smasher Cave? And cool metahero stuff... a Smasher Ray Gun, Smasher Bombs, a Smasher Hand Gun..."
"Hey..." said Nowhereman, realizing he was being made fun of.
Nowhereman then stopped and thought, Hold on a sec. I'm supposed to be serious now, and I'm independently wealthy, so why am I so excited? He said, "Smasher, we got work to do!"
Smasher ignored him.
Nowhereman: "Come on!"
Smasher: "Screw you!"
While Nowhereman tried to get Smasher, who was stuffing coins in every pocket he could find, to stand up and head out to find the enemy, suddenly a gong smash was heard, and Nowhereman felt a crowd entering behind him.
As he turned, Nowhereman saw a voluptuous babe of a woman, dripping with jewels, brought in on a platform. Even Smasher turned, his jaw dropping.
Whore Babylon said seductively, "Well, now. What have we here?"
Continued in Chapter 5: Organized Righteous Crimefighters Associated