by snake_headed_son and mistermxypltk
Garcia, D.C., antimatter world:
On the tip of that big obelisk in the Capitol district, two heroes were looming to the horizon. They were Eurostar and Theory 9.
Eurostar was a hero who on several occasions tried to become an MBLer, each occasion being wiped out by the Arch-Moderator. Eurostar was now a single father with a metapowered son whose power could drive him on the road of crime, and who hoped his desperate gamble would earn him a place among the gods.
Theory 9, a man who had dedicated his life to crime, now had a bigger goal: to duel until death with his mortal enemy, the Indestructible Man. To do this, he had left his ally, Hate Assbury, to assure the safety of this world.
And, hiding in Eurostar's fake hunchback, there was the Snake-Headed Son, whose thoughts were nothing more than infantile gibberish.
Eurostar: "They are approaching. I sense them."
Theory 9: "What do I have to do?"
Eurostar: "I-Man is the only one to have the knowledge to defeat Hate Assbury. They are aware of it, and will make a massive assault on him. Your duty is to protect him!"
Theory 9: "Whaaat?!"
Eurostar: "Yes! Only you have the power to hold back the assailants. And when Hate Assbury is defeated and everything is safe, you will have your duel. If necessary, I will take care of the MBL when you two make war!"
Theory 9: "I think you'd make a better villain than a hero."
Eurostar and Theory 9 wait hours for the big showdown in D.C.
Eurostar: "How long will it take for them to come?"
Theory 9 shrugged, while Snake-Headed Son merely gurgled.
Meanwhile, in the MBLI (Meta Board League International) Headquarters, MBL's world:
ANOTHERMEMBER: "M'xy? Are you feeling this disturbance?"
M'XY: "Yes, Anothermember, I am feeling this incredible danger. Somebody is threatening the MBL."
ANOTHERMEMBER: "Shall I call them?"
M'XY: "No, Ano, I'll do it."
ANOTHERMEMBER: "Okay, you betterrrr hurrrrry up! I have the feeling something BAAAAAD will happen to ourrrrr Amerrrrican Frrrrriends!" Ano closed the door.
M'xy smiled like a son of a bitch. "Good. BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAH-HA-HA-HA-HAH-HA!"
ANOTHERMEMEBER: "What are you laughing at?"
M'XY: "I... uh... remembered a joke... yeah... a very funny joke..."
ANOTHERMEMBER: "Yeah? Well, tell it to me."
M'XY: "Huh? ... uh... Okay... so... Batman walks into a bar... and..."
ANOTHERMEMBER: "And...?"
M'XY: "And... oh, shit, DIEEEE LI'L BASTARD!"
M'xy: "Welcome to the first official meeting of the Meta Board League International. Right now our members are me and nobody else. If you want to join... JUST DO IT! PLEEEEASE!"
The Jokey One: "Count me in!"
M'xy: "YESSSS! Thanks, man! Well, I guess that means that I have to update our membership list: me, Nobody Else, the Jokey One."
The Jokey One: "You're welcome. Let's start the recruitment drive. Let's put up signs: Free food and beer with membership."
M'xy: "LOOK AT THIS! WALT SIMONSON JOINED THE MBL! If you can read this, you are now an official MBLI member. BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAH! Now you are all members of the MBLI, like it OR NOT! My master plan is proceding well..."
The mischievous imp from the fifth dimension wreaked havoc on the MBL's world while Eurostar and Theory 9 waited for the MBL to show in Garcia, D.C., of the antimatter world.
They wondered if the awaited return of Indestructible Man would set the thing in motion, or if the stasis ray of Hate Assbury had hit these heroes.
Eurostar and Theory 9 slept on the tip of the obelisk waiting for the big showdown.