by the_indestructible_man, underfahrenheit451, the_time_trust_2000, da_nowhereman and kid_psycho_00
Nowhereman: "Who the hell?"
The Indestructible Man recognized the face on the screen and moved for his belt. "Assbury..."
Pulling out a car hula dancer figurine from his utensil belt, Indestructible Man fired the base at the monitor, sending tendrils of shock wires out as the image fizzled out.
Flintlock: "What's going on?"
Indestructible Man: "Perhaps you'd better vote first..."
Nowhereman: "No. Tell us your story first. That guy found us here. How?"
Indestructible Man: "All right, then. Its sort of a long story... Across the antimatter barrier there exists another world that I called home. This world fought the Arch-Moderator back during World War II, and the resultant victory by the MBS and AAS set into effect a change from this world's timeline. With the forces of America winning an outright victory, no Cold War happened -- instead, a new Golden Age was set forth under the watchful eyes of metaheroes. But some grew bored, and one turned evil.
"No one knows which, but one of the members of the MBS and AAS turned evil by the time the '60s came along and secretly raised an army of the disenchanted out in San Francisco. The army of this new menace, now known as HATE ASSBURY, took over the city with ease. The MBS and AAS was too old and complacent to be an effective countermeasure.
"And so, the U.S. Government created the Meta Militia, six right-wing, gung-ho nationalists: Partisan, Ultra-Conservative (myself), Monitor and Merrimac, Right Wing, and Meta-Patriot. We tracked Assbury and his new assistant -- a now-adult Sidekick Auxiliary Squadron member now known as Killer Weed -- down and chased them out of Frisco, across the bridge to Berkeley.
"Unfortunately, there it went wrong. We were tricked into confronting Killer Weed and a false Assbury while the real mastermind escaped. Weed used his apparent time powers to trap the city -- and us -- in a time bubble. So we were trapped in Berkeley with Killer Weed while Assbury's army made it to Washington and conquered America.
"While this happened over three decades, we spent only a few years trapped in the bubble, until Weed made a lucky break and dropped a building on the six of us -- killing the five others and revealing my latent indestructibility. Enraged, I tracked him down, and, fearing being caged in there with him, Weed escape through hypertime, popping the time bubble and allowing my escape. That's when I found out that Assbury's troops had conquered and formed... the Meta Syndicate of Order!
"Hate Assbury of Garcia, D.C., is the mastermind, whose computer monitor womb can track all across Amerika; Killer Weed of Berkeley, California, the MIA dope-fiend time master, killer of the world's last heroes; Dr. Marten of New York City, the genius builder of mind-control technology; Whore Babylon of Las Vegas, seductress and sadist; Viet Khan of New Orleans, traitor and strategist; Law Shark of Los Angeles, litigatious agent of evil; Gun Runner of Chicago, quick-draw weapons master.
"Together, they'd wiped out my world's heroes. I tried to fight back, but they were too many. So I stole the late Car Guy's Pre-Crisis Super-Dodge from an impound lot in Kansas City and entered hypertime to find heroes to aid me in overthrowing the MSO -- and tracking down Killer Weed..."
Nowhereman: "How'd you know about us?"
Indestructible Man: "The vibrational difference. The images of your world are transmitted to TV shows on my world."
Flintlock: "And what is your plan?"
Indestructible Man: "We can enter the world through a blind in Lebanon, Kansas, the geographic center of the continental United States. From there, we can split up and take down Whore Babylon, Dr. Marten, Viet Khan, Law Shark, and Gun Runner. Then we can reconvene with their weaponry, march on Garcia, D.C., and stop Hate Assbury in his capitol. With your help, I can restore freedom to my world..."
Nowhereman: Let's figure out this leader matter first. Then we'll decide on what to do about your problem..."
Flintlock: "Well, I vote for you if I can become the head of our secret police."
Nowhereman: "Whatever. Let's vote. All in favor of me being the leader, say aye."
A few people said, "Aye."
Nowhereman: "All opposed?"
A smaller number of people said, "Nay."
Nowhereman: "All right, let's go to Kansas."
Indestructible Man: "Well, we could use my Pre-Crisis Super-Dodge."
Flintlock: "The rest can fit in my car, the General Lee... Tempus, are you coming?"
Time Trustee Tempus: "Uh, no, guys, I think I'll, uh... volunteer for monitor duty..."
The entire MBL thought, Monitor duty? Wasn't the only monitor screen here just destroyed?
The Indestructible Man took Flintlock and King Psionic outside to calibrate the General Lee for travel to the antimatter universe. Pulling out a Garfield with suction cup feet from the trunk, Indestructible Man cranked a dial on its back, bringing a digital number on its eyes, and stuck it to the Lee's back window. Meanwhile, Flintlock and the King rotated the tires backward for antimatter travel.
Meanwhile, Nowhereman, Disco Stave, and Natsuko confronted Tempus and Medusa Lass about the monitor duty.
Nowhereman: "Look, TTT, we don't have a monitor for monitor duty any more, and until Medusa Lass proves she's changed her ways, she stays out of the headquarters, okay?"
Disco Stave: "Yeah, what he said!"
Tempus replied, his eyes glazed once more, "It's... my... headquarters... and... I... say... who... stays... okay?"
Nowhereman turned to Natsuko and whispered, "I don't trust those two, so let's keep an eye on them, okay?"
Flintlock: "While we are upgrading the General Lee, I'll take the time to put in these speakers I found."
King Psionic: "And where did you 'find' these speakers?"
Flintlock: "Well they were just sitting on the back of this truck..."
Indestructible Man: "Hey! The vehicle's ready."
Flintlock: "Well, let's kick the tires and light the fires."
King Psionic: "Where did you get that line?"
Flintlock: "I... uh... made it up!"
Indestructible Man: "Sure you did, Captain Wilder!"
King Psionic: "What the heck are you guys talking about? I've sure got a lot to learn!"
Flintlock: "Come on, guys. Hop in! We're ready to take off. Atomic batteries to power. Turbines to speed."
King Psionic: "What about the others?"
Indestructible Man: "Don't worry. They'll catch up!"
Nowhereman: "To the Nowheremobile!"