by GummyWorm, Nowhereman and Happy Noodle Boy
Beer-Drinking Lad surveyed the scene. "Are you okay, Worm?"
There was no reply. Beer-Drinking Lad turned to find the former Leaguer vanished again.
"Damn... I gotta quit drinkin'," he said as he cracked himself another cold one.
And no one noticed a figure in the shadows behind the bubble containing Hardy New-Born, scribbling frantically on the bubble with a purple crayon.
Nowhereman: "Are we there yet? I have a strange feeling I have a destiny to fulfil!"
Marv Velo: "No, we aren't, and what possible impact could you have on this battle?"
Nowhereman: "You don't like me much, do you?"
Marv Velo: "It's not that I don't like you. It's just that you annoy the shit out of me! And you have the lamest rogues gallery!"
Nowhereman: "What's the matter with Fecal Man, the Incredible Bum, Spunk Monkey, and Rip-Your-Spine-Out-and-Eat-It Man?"
Marv Velo: "RYSOAEIM?"
Nowhereman: "Okay, I made him up, but what's wrong with the rest?"
Marv Velo: "If you have to ask, you're better off not knowing!"
Thirty minutes later, the two heroes arrive at the battle, much to Marv Velo's relief.
The MBL stood facing the approaching Boull ships.
Agent F7: "Okay, they're probably going after us first, so draw them out into an unpopulated area to minimize the damage!"
The heroes began to charge out of the metropolitan area of New Champ City, and within minutes, they were in a woodland area. As planned, the ships followed them and landed before the assembled heroes.
The ships opened up, and a huge army of alien Boull soldiers marched out into the fray. The League split into smaller groups to tackle small amounts of enemies at a time. Soon, it was a massacre, with alien bodies everywhere, but for every one the MBL defeated, two more came out of the ships.
Incursion kept pacing up and down the chamber where four of the six were held. Hardy New-Born, Hero, Kid Bucket, and little Ritchie were in the bubbles, and there was a mysterious figure lurking behind Hardy New-Born's bubble.
The Rhymer noticed the person, gave him a small nod, then turned back to face Incursion. "You've been pacing through this room for hours... Don't you ever eat? sleep? go to the toilet?"
Incursion: "No! None of that! I'm too powerful! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to get a drink of water."
HNB: "Wait a sec, you said..." He then thought better of arguing with the villain.
While Incursion was out of the room, a teleport beam appeared, and Viper, Shock-Headed Peter, and the Hypertime Entity were standing in the middle of the room.
Shock-Headed Peter: "Wow, H.E., I didn't know you could do that..."
"A little trick I picked up in Hell. I can use my link to hypertime to do all sorts of crazy things."
The Hypertime Entity stopped and noticed Hardy New-Born sitting in the bubble. "Rhyme Guardian! You're gonna die, poet man!"
As he charged at Hardy New-Born's bubble, another bubble appeared around him and Viper. Incursion appeared in the doorway and yelled, "Yes! The final two people I need to complete the six! Shock-Headed Peter, you will be rewarded greatly for this! Now, go get some villains and reform your paltry Infamous Bedlam Gang. The MBL needs to be annihilated, and I'm not sure those alien dolts can manage it..."
Hypertime Entity: "Peter! What the hell is this?!"
Shock-Headed Peter: "Sorry, forgot to tell you about the whole getting trapped by an ultra-powerful madman part of the plan. Good luck!"
Hypertime Entity: "I'm gonna kill you when I get out of this freakin' bubble!"
"Can the really powerful HE,
Take down the mastermind SHP?"