by DarkKnight007, Jonah'sWhale, Smasher, Nowhereman
Back at MBL Headquarters, Nowhereman had returned and explained to Jonah's Whale, Smasher, and Zed what had happened to himself and Agent F7 when they had vanished, along with their friend Eurostar and the mysterious Electric Peter Tork. Agent F7 had decided to resume his search for a new home, now accompanied by his fellow Englishman, Nightwatch. The Caped Cadet had left on personal business.
The MBLers now in the headquarters were Hardy New-Born, Dragnet Zero, Flintlock, Jonah's Whale, Zed, Marv Velo, J.T. Free, Nowhereman, Disco Stave, and Money-Grubber. The team mascot, Beer-Drinking Lad, was there also, as was little Ritchie, Gooz's orphaned son. Everyone was sitting around, wondering what to do.
Dragnet Zero: "Hey, everyone, let's go to Hawaii for a vacation! What do you think?"
Jonah's Whale: "Are there any metavillains in Hawaii?"
Dragnet Zero: "Um... I think so. But what do I know about it? I'm just the man."
Jonah's Whale: "Whoa! Settle down, D.Z. We obviously need some downtime, and Hawaii's as good a place as any to get it."
Disco Stave: "Ooooo. Ladies with legs."
Hardy New-Born: "Sounds like a plan to me."
Dragnet Zero: "Great!"
Jonah's Whale: "I'll make the plane reservations."
Hardy New-Born: "Everyone else pack up. Let's get out of here."
Smasher: "Hey guys, I think that I'm going to just stay here. You guys go and have fun."
Hardy New-Born: "Are you sure?"
Smasher: "Yeah, I've just been through too much lately. I need some downtime of my own, and not around other people at a vacation resort. So, I'll just take the guard duty while the headquarters is empty."
"Uncle Patrick, why don't you come?" said little Ritchie, referring to Smasher's real name of Patrick Walker. "It will be fun."
Smasher: "Sorry, little man. I'll be there next time, though. Go have fun. I'll see you guys when you get back."
Nowhereman: "Hawaii... BREASTS!"
Everyone: "Huh?"
Nowhereman sat in the corner and drooled.
J.T. Free walked into the headquarters and saw everyone getting ready to leave. "Hey guys, what's going on?"
Hardy New-Born: "We're taking a vacation."
J.T. Free: "Well, I don't really need one, since I just got back from one, but I'll go. Where to?"
"We're going to Hawaii, we're going to Hawaii, we're going to Hawaii, we're going to Hawaii, we're going to..." Nowhereman was knocked unconscious by Money-Grubber's huge wallet.
"Hawaii! We're going to Hawaii, we're going to Hawaii, we're..." J.T. Free laid unconscious beneath Money-Grubber, another victim of the Moneywallet.
Money-Grubber: "Okay, someone carry these guys, and let's get to the airport."
And so the vacation began.