by HourGirl, Franta, Chewy Walrus, Jonah'sWhale, axel and LLANCE
HourGirl: Ok boys......the exact year is 1905 and here's the problem.....apparently the original "NO" topic was being stored in the sacred vaults at "cosmic comics". (That's my comic book shop)Well, what happened was this.
The shop moved! Unbeknownst to some of us "fans" they up and left with only a trail of bread crumbs to follow (and the scent of DC's greatest metahero EVER.... yuppers boys, u guessed it..Rags Morales himself!)
Now the last post I saw concerning the new whereabouts of this store (and also the sacred vault) contained the following cryptic message. FRANTABABE...please activate your backward message reading skills NOW!
".ereht uoy ees<<>>.eva llawnroc 5091 ot devom evah eW<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"
Good luck gentlemen. Hope to see you soon! Be brave....VERY brave!
HourGirl: Ok boys......the exact year is 1905 and here's the problem.....apparently the original "NO" topic was being stored in the sacred vaults at "cosmic comics". (That's my comic book shop)Well, what happened was this.
The shop moved! Unbeknownst to some of us "fans" they up and left with only a trail of bread crumbs to follow (and the scent of DC's greatest metahero EVER.... yuppers boys, u guessed it..Rags Morales himself!)
Now the last post I saw concerning the new whereabouts of this store (and also the sacred vault) contained the following cryptic message. FRANTABABE...please activate your backward message reading skills NOW!
".ereht uoy ees<<>>.eva llawnroc 5091 ot devom evah eW<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"
Good luck gentlemen. Hope to see you soon! Be brave....VERY brave!
HourGirl: OMG THERE IT IS!!! Evidence of the time loop!
Hurry, Hurry!
(Uh oh....did someone say NOT to mess with the locals and their timeline? (gulp) Ooooops.
Well surely a few pony rides wouldn't affect much. Right boys? Of course RIGHT! (I HOPE!)
"The Girl"
Franta: RIGHT ON!
And THAT would be a PERFECT time for a time loop!
Chewy Walrus: OK, gentlemen, you heard the girl! TOMB... ASSEMBLE! Team leader Chewy Walrus checking in from the year 2000!
Franta: Al
most
made
it.
shoot I was on the verge of a breakthrough then my server went out.
Chewy Walrus: DRAT! Hurry, guys! Time's awastin'! We have to get our people back! Anyother suggestions? Anyone? Wait! I've got something! Seeing as how the Treadmill isn't working, let's just get back to the heart of the original issue - the "no" topic. If the first could take us back in time, then shouldn't a replica of the "no" topic do the same? Franta, you look into that. Hourgirl... umm... just... lay low... yeah...
Jonah'sWhale: I feel myself fading fast. I have located a new alternate timeline into which I'm slipping. You see, I no longer belong here because my great grandfather fell in love with Hourgirl. He has sworn off all other women...including my greatgrandmother. Now, if he can't have HourGirl, he doesn't want anyone. And that means he never loved my greatgrandmother. Which means...no Tim...which means no Jonah'sWhale.
Quick, HourGirl...before it's too late...make him fall OUT of love with you. Please...hurry...save...meeeeeeeeee.....
Franta: Oh my God!
I have a picture of tim(aka Jonah's Whale)
and his head is disappearing as I type!
We have got to get back there before Hourgirl got there and keep her from using her femine wiles on Grandpa Whale!
HourGirl: Um.....did someone say "lay low"??? Well, (gulp) I got HALF of it down! (blush)
Tim.....TIM!!! O M Gawd....T I M!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've been tricked! "GRANDPA" whale? I thought....... but he said......Great Metrons' Brain! Holy Hourploys boys! I thought u sent the whaletoy in to keep me occupied! (I'm sooooo embarrased!)
(sigh) This explains a few things....Never fear....HourGirl will save Our Jonah's Whale!
<<<<<<Giving herself a lil pep-talk>>>>>>>>
"Ok girl, breath in , breath out...I mean he ain't ALL that, right? Other guys out there can make yer heart go 'pitter-pat'. Right? Of course right!"
(bursts into tears...looks into Tim's eyes)
"But TIM, I LOVE him! He's just like U babe,
only BRILLIANT!!!"
Sorry Tim, you'll have to convince me u have something so valuable to offer mankind that I can just walk away and leave my heart. Well Tim, the HourGlass is running!
"The Girl"
<Grandpa Whale drools as HourGirl approaches.>
axel: What the hell are you guys on about...?
May the sauce be with you.
HourGirl: Axel, BABE! Read the dang post....it ain't rocket science hun...just pure, unadulterated FUN!
(looks around nervously)
Um...maybe not so unadulterated....
Um....maybe not so pure
um..........FUN though! Right boys???
(giggles and kisses)
Lance: If Rags needs rescuing count me in! He's one of my favorites! To paraphrase "TOY STORY", To 1900... and beyond!!!!!!!!
------once over and twice twisted------------
Jonah'sWhale: uhm, Lance? I hate to be the one to break it to you, but it sounds like it's more like "thrice
twisted.