Dragnet Zero: I am thoroughly intrigued by your adventures. I would like to join the MBL.
My powers and abilities: to come up with sarcastic comments to lighten tension, to remember every little detail about the stuff that doesn't matter, to be the teams' designated brooder, and to draw portraits of all the MBL members.
My origin: One night, my parents and I were walking home after a good day at art school, when a superstitious and cowardly man shuffled out of the shadows. He was holding something very dangerous...
The mysterious man approached - it was the guy from the bank who approved my student loans! He said, "THIS is how much you and your son owe!" My parents died of shock, and I sat there, among their bodies lying on the Manhattan sidewalk. I made a decision that would give my life purpose: no one will ever suffer the personal and monetary loss I have. As soon as I figure out how.
My archnemesis: The schools that charge waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much for a bad education, and the banks that support them.
And anyone who would dare attack...THE MESSAGE BOARD LEAGUE!