Stupid Questions

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• • • Tooting your own horn to hear the sound of your own voice

    • Vague and confused noises that amount to pleading for help

    • Vague and confused noises that amount to a human jamming signal

    • The spreading of FUD (fear, uncertainty and doubt)

    • Getting lost in specialized technical details

    • Complaining that a meeting is a waste of time (everyone knows that)

    • Taking a detour into a personal backstory

    • Plugging away for a personal project

    • Deliberately stalling and confusing the issues to discredit the issues

    • Disguising a rant about an unavoidable problem as a question

    • Slipping in an unrelated standup piece

    • "I asked you" when you never did

    • "Say again" when I never said any such thing

    • Unanswerable philosophical questions

    • Rehashing common knowledge

    • "I have no idea what he said"

    • "I don't understand"

    • "bububububububububububububu ..."

    • Being too embarrassed to actually say the subject of your question

    • Jumping ahead in the discussion to something that someone will probably explain to you if you just wait and listen

    • Asking a question about something that has already been explained with the hope that nobody was listening

    • repeatedly cutting in with "You didn't answer my question" in the middle of the answer to your question

    • A blank confused expression such as "I don't understand"

    • Using questions based on lies to imply that your nonsense is actually self evident and common knowledge