Border Wall

The border wall is dumb in so many ways I don't where to start. However, one issue stands out. The wall doesn't work. All the prototypes of the border wall, including the wall sections currently being built, failed their security tests. For this and many reasons, I don't want to build the wall.

However, I don't want to go to war over the wall. So, here's my plan for building the border wall.

Ground Rules

  1. Build the border wall in the current design. I know that it's easy to defeat with tools sold at a local hardware store, but the voters like it

  2. Let's split the costs. The wall could be built based on matching funds. The federal taxpayers would pay $1 for every $1 donated toward construction

  3. The border patrol would have have the final say as to what sections should be built first

  4. We should build a wall from sea to shinning sea. Promises made, promises kept

  5. The wall should look good from both sides of the border. A bad looking wall would be bad for our image

  6. To save money, Mexico will build the wall