King County of WA statehood

According to the rest of the state of Washington, King County is ruining their lives. King County (Seattle) is stealing all their tax money for their crazy liberal schemes. Seattle voters are running their lives. Seattle voters are enacting state policies that pervert the natural order of things and enslave decent people. The rest of the state of Washington wants freedom from King County and Seattle's crazy liberal voters.

Let's give it to them. King County should ask the State of Washington and The United States Federal Government to allow King County to form its own state.

PS I know I'm confusing Seattle and King County. That's deliberate. Seattle is too small to form its own state