Sanctity of Marriage

So many times, I've heard that liberals are a threat to the sanctity of marriage. So I'm going lay out my plan for a liberal defense of marriage act

Ground Rules

  1. A seven day waiting period on all marriages
  2. A three strikes your out rule for those who divorce
  3. An extensive background check
  4. DNA background check for identity
  5. A national marriage database

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