American Currency II
(alternatives to "In God we trust")
America is the best
A work in progress
Accepted worldwide
Admit nothing, deny everything
arsenal of democracy, The
At least our currency is metric
Backed by the good credit of the United States of America
Bald is beautiful
Better dead than red
Better dead than smeg
Birthplace of your favorite international conglomerates
Black Lives matter
Blood and soil
Bow down to your one true God
Can't breathe
Capitalism is wonderful
Crazy people with guns
De Facto leader of the free world
Do as I say, not as I do
Don't touch our boats
Down with the Metric System
Earth's Florida
Eat my Florida
Earth's greatest currency
Easy come, easy go
Eight days or bust
Every day is pancake day
Every man for himself
For emergency use only
Free refills
Get er done
Get off my lawn
Get off your lazy butt and get a job
God bless our billionaires
God's other chosen people
Hang tight, we are coming to get you
Home of the preexisting condition
I could shit a better president
I can't believe it's not a real currency
I don't care
I don't want my neighborhood to change
I have an idea
In God we trust, all others pay cash
It all makes perfect sense if you don't think about it
Lawful inheritors of the British Empire
Less racist than yesterday
Let's get this party started
Living from paycheck to paycheck
Manifest Destiny
Money talks
Money talks, it says goodbye
More guns than people
Nobody saw this coming
Now with cup holders
Now with extra cheese
Only thing in life is bitches and money
Only thing in life is chicken and waffles
Political power flows from the barrel of a gun
Pretty fly for a white guy
Quality engravings at affordable prices
Rules are for other people
Save the drama for your mamma
Saving the world by any means necessary
Screwing over our veterans since 1776
Shit floats
Shop til you drop
Show me the money
Show me the monkey
Shut up and be grateful
Shut up Westley
That's not my problem
The lifeblood of our economy
The king can do no wrong
That's not my problem
There has to be a better way
This is Sparta
There's gotta be another way
Truthiness Forever
Tu stultus es (You are dumb)
Uniquely stupid, and proud of it
Wash your hands
We are the world
We blow things up real good
We can improve anything
We had a good run
We love to fly and it shows
We know the truth
We own the Moon
What you lose in sleep, you'll gain in weight
What's in it for me
Where all your smart people moved to
Where every month is white history month
Who you going to call
Winner by default
You're lucky I don't have my gun
You're never too old to have a happy childhood