Pardon Everyone

Presidential pardon of everyone for every criminal act committed since the beginning of time

GROUND RULES

(inherit to presidential pardons)

Pardons only cover US federal offenses.

You must ask for a pardon

You must admit guilt

You give up your rights under the fifth amendment

Everything you say can be used against you in civil court

In civil court, you don't have a presumption of innocence

Be careful of what you wish for