Split Washington State

Washington State is divided by the Cascade Mountains into two states. Western Washington is home to rain and big cities and the empire of burned coffee. In Western Washington, they elect Socialists. Eastern Washington is is a semi arid land of farms and people who are arming themselves for the day that the Socialists come to get them

This combination makes no sense

Eastern and Western Washington should go their own ways and form their own states. Both side would happier running their own affairs.

PS Eastern Washington will go from being run by Seattle to being run by Spokane. Enjoy