Presidential Emergency Powers

(Hail to the chief)

Ladies and gentlemen , our country has endured a series of crises

Those crises have not originated with our foes

Those crises have not originated with our friends

Those crises have not been caused by acts of nature

Those crises have not been caused by acts of God

Those crises has originated right here in this office

Too many times, our answer to difficult problems is for the president to declare a state of emergency

The problems is not that this power has been abused

The real problem is that is far too easy

Who needs a public discussion of our problems and the acceptable means we have to deals with our problems

All we need is a glorious president that will take us by the hand and lead us out of this vast and confusing wasteland

Our Republic was never meant to be easy

Therefore I am declaring a state of emergency

On the basis of this emergency, I am declaring all sections of existing laws that have been used to justify presidential declarations of a state of emergency to be unconstitutional and therefor null and void

If congress believes that presidential declarations of emergency and presidential emergency powers to be essential to our republic, they should pass a relevant constitutional amendment.

If I believe that their amendment is appropriate, I will pass it along to the state's for their consideration

Until then, we'll just have to live with the inconvenience of getting our three branches of government to agree on any action

Good night and pleasant dreams