Mottos for American Currency 

(alternatives to "In God we trust")

America is the best

A work in progress

Accepted worldwide 

Admit nothing, deny everything 

arsenal of democracy, The

At least our currency is metric 

Backed by the good credit of the United States of America 

Bald is beautiful

Better dead than red

Better dead than smeg

Birthplace of your favorite international conglomerates 

Black Lives matter

Blood and soil

Bow down to your one true God

Can't breathe 

Capitalism is wonderful

Crazy people with guns

De Facto leader of the free world 

Do as I say, not as I do

Don't touch our boats

Down with the Metric System

Eat my Florida

Earth's greatest currency

Easy come, easy go

Every day is pancake day

Every man for himself

For emergency use only 

Free refills

Get er done

Get off my lawn

Get off your lazy butt and get a job

God bless our billionaires

God's other chosen people

Hang tight, we are coming to get you

Home of the preexisting condition 

I could shit a better president

I can't believe it's not a real currency

I don't care

I have an idea

In God we trust, all others pay cash

Lawful inheritors of the British Empire

Less racist than yesterday

Living from paycheck to paycheck 

Manifest Destiny 

Money talks 

Money talks, it says goodbye 

More guns than people

Nobody saw this coming

Now with cup holders 

Now with extra cheese 

Political power flows from the barrel of a gun

Pretty fly for a white guy

Quality engravings at affordable prices

Rules are for other people

Screwing over our veterans since 1776

Shit floats

Shop til you drop

Show me the money

Show me the monkey

Shut up and be grateful

The lifeblood of our economy 

There has to be a better way

This is Sparta

Tu stultus es (You are dumb)

Uniquely stupid, and proud of it

Wash your hands 

We are the world

We blow things up real good

We can improve anything

We own the Moon

What you lose in sleep, you'll gain in weight 

What's in it for me

Where all your smart people moved to

Where every month is white history month

Who you going to call

Winner by default

You're never too old to have a happy childhood