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      • Ranking NFL Jerseys Pt. 2
      • Hitting the Kraken's Reset Button
      • History of the Olympics
    • STEM 5.5
      • Partial Madness
      • Unsolvable Math Conjectures
      • STEM Statistics
    • 8th Grade Podcasts
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    • Volume 3
      • Volume 3 Issue 1
        • News 1
          • Feature: Moms Pushing for Educational Reform
          • The Backstory Behind the Ban
          • Flooding in Pakistan
          • Inflation Explained
          • Iranian Protests
          • Air Pollution
          • Prime Minister Resigns
          • Humanity's Cosmic Lens
        • Life 1
          • Feature: Sanchali Joins the Musical
          • Spotlight: Acknowledging Our Land and its People
          • The Advice Column
        • Opinion 1
          • Feature: School Start Time
          • Letter Grades
          • ASL in Schools
        • Arts 1
          • Wheat Field with Crows
          • Interview with Mr. Grava
          • Lakeside Art
        • Sports 1
          • Warriors Recive Rings - and Beat Lakers
          • Phillies Steamroll Through the Playoffs
          • The NWSL Abuse Scandal
        • Humor 1
          • Satire Ads
          • Crossword
          • Comics
      • Volume 3 Issue 2
        • News 2
          • Feature: The Ingraham School Shooting
          • Podcast: The Future is Here
          • Ubers in the Air
          • The Race is On
          • Turmoil in Downing Street
        • Life 2
          • Country Spotlight: Kyrgyzstan
          • Dear Leo: Advice Column
          • Recipe Road
        • Opinion 2
          • Feature: Latin: A Language Full of Life
          • Podcast: Mac, Windows, or Linux?
          • Congress Terms
          • Self-Plagiarism
        • Arts 2
          • Podcast: Battle of the Music Genres
          • Kehinde Wiley
          • The Winter
        • Sports 2
          • Feature: Kyrie Comments
          • Podcast: Football and Football
          • Youth Baseball Diversity
          • Girls AAA Swimming Championships
        • Humor 2
          • December Word Search
          • How to Break into a Fort
      • Volume 3 Issue 3
        • News 3
          • Feature: Nuclear Fusion: Full Steam Ahead
          • A Blow to Democracy: Riots in Brazil's Capital
          • Death of Pelé Shocks the World
          • Illegal Fishing of the Vaquitas in Mexico
          • Mauna Loa Eruptions
          • Israeli Protests
          • Thriving Corals in Climate Change
          • Russia-Ukraine War Updates
        • Life 3
          • Advice Column
          • Recipe Road
          • Podcast: Wednesday Love or Hate
        • Opinion 3
          • Feature: Is French Useful?
          • Podcast: Homework Overload
          • Lunch is Better Outdoors
          • Union Joe
          • Indecisiveness
        • Arts 3
          • Podcast: Art in All its Forms
          • Valentine's Day Special Edition
          • February Art Gallery
        • Sports 3
          • Feature: Damar Hamlin
          • Mariners Postseason
          • Impactful MLB Trades
          • Podcast: Football Playoffs
        • Humor 3
          • Leo Pokemon
          • February Crossword
      • Volume 3 Issue 4
        • News 4
          • Turkey-Syria Earthquake
          • Snippets
          • Colorado River Droughts
          • Layoffs
          • Students Unite After Shooting
          • Cascadia Megaquake
          • Ohio Derailment
        • Life 4
          • Recipe Road
          • Advice Column
        • Opinion 4
          • Feature: Celsius vs. Farenhiet
          • Podcast: Roman Emperors
          • Solitary Confinement
          • Spanish
          • Edward Snowden: Traitor or Hero?
        • Arts 4
          • Charlie Brown Through the Years
          • The Renaissance
        • Sports 4
          • Novak Djokovic - How far can he go?
          • Lebron James Points Leader
          • Tom Brady Retirement Summary
          • Seahawks Draft
          • Kraken' Open the Baseball Classic
        • Humor 4
          • Water Chopstick Eating Competition
          • Covid Memes
          • Word Games
          • Pokemon Cards
          • Dad Jokes
      • Volume 3 Issue 0 (April!)
      • Volume 3 Issue 5
        • News 5
          • National Spelling Bee
          • Black-Footed Ferrets
          • Bird Flu
          • Heat Waves
          • Ridwell
          • Snippets
          • Starship Explosion
        • Life 5
          • Advice Column
          • Podcast: Lakeside's Sleep/Academic Culture
          • In Defense of Violas
        • Opinion 5
          • Proofs by Contradiction
          • Brain Chips
          • Socratic Seminars
          • Roman Empire
          • Pink Fluffy Unicorns
        • Arts 5
          • Movie Recommendations
          • Advisor Portraits
        • Sports 5
          • Feature: XFL Overview
          • Boys AAA Swimming Champs
          • Is Chess a Sport?
          • The Ancestor of Football
        • Humor 5
          • Roasting Chat GPT
          • Comics!
        • PDF Version of Issue 5
    • Volume 4
      • Volume 4 Issue 1
        • Sports 4.1
          • Max Verstappen Clinches F1 Driver’s Championship.
          • Megan Rapinoe - On and Off the Field
          • Tottenham Topples
          • Seattle Sounders Unveil New logo
          • World Series: Rangers vs. Diamondbacks
          • A Tough September has the Mariners in Disbelief.
          • Inter Miami Tragically Fails to Proceed to the Playoffs
          • The Champions League
          • The Man Behind the Game
        • Humor and Art 4.1
          • Kermit
          • What is Art?
          • Becoming Nature
          • Absurd Humor for Bored People
          • The Chatbot Conundrum
          • Dog Memes
          • Halloween Crossword
          • KenKen
          • October Crossword
        • News 4.1
          • Maui Residents Permitted to Return to Their Homes
          • Everything You Need To Know about 2024 Election
          • Will AI Take Over the World?
          • Values Tree in the Spline
          • Service Learning Interveiws
        • Opinion 4.1
          • Minecraft is the Best Game
          • Why is Pinterest so Problematic?
          • Is Math Invented or Discovered?
          • Uncovering Velcro's Murderous Intentions
          • Taylor Swift: Good or Bad?
          • Asian Food at Lakeside
        • Life and Culture 4.1
          • Taylor Swift's Impact
          • Dear Leo: Advice Column
          • Fall Recipes
          • Lakeside Poll
          • What is Kpop?
          • Meaning of Life
      • Volume 4 Issue 2
        • News 4.2
          • A Possibly Daunting Future: The Sudden Decrease in Human Population?
          • New Year's Resolutions
          • Japan Airlines Crash Seriously Injures At Least Fourteen and Kills Five
          • OpenAI Sued by Major Media Companies
          • Claudine Gay Resigns Amid Israel, Plagiarism Controversies
          • Snippets of the Current News
          • The Firing of Sam Altman
          • Trump's Removal from the Ballot
          • The Devices of Lakesiders
          • Can Trump Lose the 2024 Election?
        • Opinion 4.2
          • Sensible Swearing (Podcast)
          • Which Came First: The Chicken or the Egg?
          • Celsius vs Fahrenheit
          • Phones in Middle School classrooms
          • Are Video Games a Sport?
          • What Does Lakeside Think About The New Year?
        • Humor and Arts 4.2
          • Iranian On The Outside
          • Winter Word Search
          • Paris - Chapter 1
          • Lakeside Middle School: Haunted or Not?
          • Vulnerability!
          • Northern Lights (Paint 3D)
          • Roblox Cat
        • Sports 4.2
          • Interview With UW Linebacker Drew Fowler
          • Seattle Kraken: The Rise of the Deep
          • Our Picks for the Dark Horse, Champion, and Biggest Flop for the NBA
          • EA Sports or 2K? Which is Better?
          • Pete Carroll Steps Down as Seahawks Head Coach
        • Life and Culture 4.2
          • Dear Leo: Advice Coloumn
          • Country Spotlight: Kenya (A travel guide)
          • Country Spotlight: Albania
          • New Year's Around the World
          • How to Survive Middle School
          • Pantone Color of the Year
      • Volume 4 Issue 3
        • Life and Culture 4.3
          • Better Than the Movies Book Review
          • Spring Break Horoscope
        • Humor and Art 4.3
          • Makeup Tutorial
          • Mini Comics
          • Carbon Dioxide
          • Why Did Burger King Get Rid of the ChKing?
          • Connected
        • Sports 4.3
          • Exclusive Interview from Spring Training: Corbin Carroll Talks with the Leo
          • Dodgers: The New Murderers Row?
          • The Complete Seahawks Update
          • The Best March Madness Moments of All Time
          • Who is the Soccer Goat?
        • Opinion 4.3
          • Worst Social Media Trends
        • News 4.3
          • Highly Anticipated Light Rail in Bellevue Opening This Spring
          • The Death of Alexei Navalny
          • An Improvement in Mayday T-Shirts
          • Lakeside's New Transition: SAGE Dining Service
        • 4.3.5 April Fools!
          • Taylor Swift Runs for President!
          • Why Burger King is Better Than McDonalds
          • McDonald's Takes a Sudden Healthy Turn!
          • What's the Point of School?
          • Kansas City Karmas?
          • How To Be Successful In Life
          • Easy Drawing Tutorial
          • Elon Musk Successfully Lands Spaceship On Jupiter, Projected To Crash In La
          • Lakeside to Enforce New Policies Next School Year
          • Travis Kelce Hospitalized
          • Dear Leo: Advice Column
          • How to Practice a String Instrument
      • Volume 4 Issue 4
        • Sports 4.4
          • Quest For the Cup: The NHL Season in Review
          • The T20 World Cup
          • How Does Upper School Boys’ Soccer Work? Coach Szabo Shares Some Insights
          • Middle School Cross Country: Underrated?
          • Sebastian David
        • Opinion 4.4
          • What is Time?
          • Is Latin a Dead Language?
          • Does Lakeside have a Diverse Curriculum?
          • Podcast: 5-Character Harry Potter Ranking
        • Life & Culture 4.4
          • 10 Best Local Adventures
          • End of Year Interviews
          • The Year in Review
          • Dear Leo Advice Column
          • Crazed Swifties Review The Tortured Poets Department
          • The Dark Side of AI
        • News 4.4
          • Profe Sjoberg Reflects On His Time at Lakeside
          • Recent Increase in Traffic at SeaTac Airport
          • A Math Teacher, a Coach, and an Advisor: The One and Only MR. Sjoberg
          • Earthquake Strikes Hualien
          • A Lasting Legacy: One Last Sit-Down With Mr. Rona
          • Indigenous People's Day
          • A Beloved Departing Faculty Member: Mr. Blackwell
        • Humor & Arts 4.4
          • The Rain is Beautiful
          • This Cord
          • Comic Corner
          • Edited Eras
          • Balloon Dog :)
          • Moving
          • Ads for (Fake) School Supplies
          • Puzzles
          • ADVERTISEMENT - Bottomless Backpack!
    • Volume 5
      • Volume 5, Issue 1
        • Opinion 5.1
          • AI is Overrated
          • Why LMS should have a track
          • Why sustainably sourced fish Isn't fully sustainable
          • Youtube's Broken Recommendation System
          • Who is Dave Reichert?
          • Taylor Swift is AMAZING!
        • News 5.1
          • The importance of vaccinating your rabbit; RHDV2 is confirmed in Washington
          • The Final Countdown: Preparing for the 2024 Presidential Vote
          • Oyster Reefs: Nature’s Unsung Heroes
          • Peanut Butter Lovers' Month
        • Sports 5.1
          • A New Season, A New Kraken
          • What's Next For Sounders And Paul Rothrock?
          • Taylor Swift is Not Ruining Football
          • MLB Embraces Change Through Baseball's Latest New Rules: The Evolution Game
        • Life & Culture 5.1
          • Day of the Dead
          • Swift Speculations
          • Stray Kids' Rise to Fame
          • Dear Leo Advice Column
          • Winter Movies
          • Why Are We the Lions?
          • Unraveling the Mysteries of Fiber Arts
          • Underrated Singers
        • Humor & Arts 5.1
          • A Blank Canvas in a Museum?
          • Something
          • Lakeside Drawing Competition
          • Joey! Comic Strip
          • The Valedictorian
          • A Halloween Horror
      • Volume 5, Issue 2
        • Opinion 5.2
          • Sage UNCOVERED
          • Pounds over Kilograms
          • Air France
          • Math Conjectures
          • How to Define a Woman
          • The Most Random Number
        • News 5.2
          • How Does Social Media Affect The Brain?
          • Dr. Soma: Clinical Doctor and Research Oncologist
          • World's Best Chocolate
        • Sports 5.2
          • Lakeside Sports
          • What's Up With MLS Cup?
          • Sebastian Marset: Cocaine Kingpin &... Soccer Player?!
          • The History of the Seattle Supersonics
        • Life & Culture 5.2
          • Winnie the Pooh Day
          • Celebrating Lunar New Year
          • Dear Leo: Advice Column
          • Technological Advancements: 2024-202
          • New Years Resolutions
          • New Year's Celebrations
          • Long Live Liam
          • Student Accomplishments
          • National Holidays - Cream Puffs & Spaghetti
          • Craft Column
        • Humor & Art 5.2
          • NYT-Inspired Puzzles
          • What Happens when AI Talks to Itself
          • Joey!
          • What's New in 2025
          • The Worst Live(s) Ever
          • Pepsu Ad
          • Brainrot Wrapped
          • Funny Things About the Number 2025
      • Volume 5, Issue 3
        • Humor & Art 5.3
          • Puzzles
          • Puzzle Answers
          • Dreamkeeper Poems
          • Interesting Graphs About People
        • Life & Culture 5.3
          • Dear Leo: Advice Column
          • Black History Month
          • Grammy Awards
          • National Pancake Day
          • National Celery Month
          • Sleep v. Homework: The Ultimate Lakeside Dilemma
        • Sports 5.3
          • Ranking NFL Jerseys
          • The Sport of Handball
          • The Danny Sprinkle Decision
          • MLB 2025 Preview: Can the Dodgers Repeat or will there be another team?
        • News 5.3
          • The Influence Of Nic Stone
          • Decline of Coral in Great Barrier Reef
          • Trump's Executive Orders
          • Amy Walter's Message to the Up-and-Coming Generation
          • An Interview With Richard Rusczyk
        • Opinion 5.3
          • Hapara and Deledao: Friends or Foes?
          • Types of Numbers
          • Is Air Travel Still Safe?
          • The Surprising Applications of Game Theory
      • Volume 5, Issue 4
        • April Fools! 5.4
          • Bigfoot Has Been Found
          • Not an Article
          • Jellyfish vs. Sea Cucumbers
          • New Rabbit Breed Discovered! Or is it....
          • Dogs Break Into Treat Factory
          • Taylor Swift Writes New National Anthem
          • Easy Puzzles
          • Joey! The Movie
        • Sports 5.4
          • Ranking NHL Jerseys
          • Puppy Bowl XXI
          • March Madness Predictions Before it Starts
          • Mariners Opening Weekend
        • Life & Culture 5.4
          • Paradoxes
          • Dear Leo: Advice Column
          • Hearts2Hearts: A Hot Debut
        • Humor & Arts 5.4
          • Joey!
        • Opinion 5.4
          • Baths Vs. Showers
          • Sunshine over Screens
          • Are Birthdays Overrated?
        • News 5.4
          • Discovery of New Nuclear Batteries
          • Top Pizzas in Seattle: Reviewed
  • Masthead (staff list)
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      • How to make a fish tank
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      • Celiac Disease
    • Opinion 5.5
      • Volleyball for Boys
      • Everyone Should Take a Nap
      • Is Waste Ethical?
      • I Want YOU for Volume VI of the Lakeside Leo
      • Should Participation Trophies Be Used
      • Legacy Admissions: A Blow to the Meritocracy
      • Toxic Masculinity in America
    • Humor & Arts 5.5
      • Puzzles: Collection III
      • Movie Sequel Reviews
      • Fish are taking over the world
      • The Disappearing Pencil
      • Joey! the Comic
      • Roasting AI
    • Life & Culture 5.5
      • National Chocolate Parfait Day
      • Summer Drinks
      • Dear Leo: Advice Column
      • What Is Your Favorite Dessert?
      • 5th Grade Awesomeness
      • A Spring Surprise
      • Lakeside's MBTI
    • Sports 5.5
      • A Promising Pick: Jalen Milroe
      • World Cup 2026
      • Sounders
      • Ranking NFL Jerseys Pt. 2
      • Hitting the Kraken's Reset Button
      • History of the Olympics
    • STEM 5.5
      • Partial Madness
      • Unsolvable Math Conjectures
      • STEM Statistics
    • 8th Grade Podcasts
  • Past Issues
    • Volume 3
      • Volume 3 Issue 1
        • News 1
          • Feature: Moms Pushing for Educational Reform
          • The Backstory Behind the Ban
          • Flooding in Pakistan
          • Inflation Explained
          • Iranian Protests
          • Air Pollution
          • Prime Minister Resigns
          • Humanity's Cosmic Lens
        • Life 1
          • Feature: Sanchali Joins the Musical
          • Spotlight: Acknowledging Our Land and its People
          • The Advice Column
        • Opinion 1
          • Feature: School Start Time
          • Letter Grades
          • ASL in Schools
        • Arts 1
          • Wheat Field with Crows
          • Interview with Mr. Grava
          • Lakeside Art
        • Sports 1
          • Warriors Recive Rings - and Beat Lakers
          • Phillies Steamroll Through the Playoffs
          • The NWSL Abuse Scandal
        • Humor 1
          • Satire Ads
          • Crossword
          • Comics
      • Volume 3 Issue 2
        • News 2
          • Feature: The Ingraham School Shooting
          • Podcast: The Future is Here
          • Ubers in the Air
          • The Race is On
          • Turmoil in Downing Street
        • Life 2
          • Country Spotlight: Kyrgyzstan
          • Dear Leo: Advice Column
          • Recipe Road
        • Opinion 2
          • Feature: Latin: A Language Full of Life
          • Podcast: Mac, Windows, or Linux?
          • Congress Terms
          • Self-Plagiarism
        • Arts 2
          • Podcast: Battle of the Music Genres
          • Kehinde Wiley
          • The Winter
        • Sports 2
          • Feature: Kyrie Comments
          • Podcast: Football and Football
          • Youth Baseball Diversity
          • Girls AAA Swimming Championships
        • Humor 2
          • December Word Search
          • How to Break into a Fort
      • Volume 3 Issue 3
        • News 3
          • Feature: Nuclear Fusion: Full Steam Ahead
          • A Blow to Democracy: Riots in Brazil's Capital
          • Death of Pelé Shocks the World
          • Illegal Fishing of the Vaquitas in Mexico
          • Mauna Loa Eruptions
          • Israeli Protests
          • Thriving Corals in Climate Change
          • Russia-Ukraine War Updates
        • Life 3
          • Advice Column
          • Recipe Road
          • Podcast: Wednesday Love or Hate
        • Opinion 3
          • Feature: Is French Useful?
          • Podcast: Homework Overload
          • Lunch is Better Outdoors
          • Union Joe
          • Indecisiveness
        • Arts 3
          • Podcast: Art in All its Forms
          • Valentine's Day Special Edition
          • February Art Gallery
        • Sports 3
          • Feature: Damar Hamlin
          • Mariners Postseason
          • Impactful MLB Trades
          • Podcast: Football Playoffs
        • Humor 3
          • Leo Pokemon
          • February Crossword
      • Volume 3 Issue 4
        • News 4
          • Turkey-Syria Earthquake
          • Snippets
          • Colorado River Droughts
          • Layoffs
          • Students Unite After Shooting
          • Cascadia Megaquake
          • Ohio Derailment
        • Life 4
          • Recipe Road
          • Advice Column
        • Opinion 4
          • Feature: Celsius vs. Farenhiet
          • Podcast: Roman Emperors
          • Solitary Confinement
          • Spanish
          • Edward Snowden: Traitor or Hero?
        • Arts 4
          • Charlie Brown Through the Years
          • The Renaissance
        • Sports 4
          • Novak Djokovic - How far can he go?
          • Lebron James Points Leader
          • Tom Brady Retirement Summary
          • Seahawks Draft
          • Kraken' Open the Baseball Classic
        • Humor 4
          • Water Chopstick Eating Competition
          • Covid Memes
          • Word Games
          • Pokemon Cards
          • Dad Jokes
      • Volume 3 Issue 0 (April!)
      • Volume 3 Issue 5
        • News 5
          • National Spelling Bee
          • Black-Footed Ferrets
          • Bird Flu
          • Heat Waves
          • Ridwell
          • Snippets
          • Starship Explosion
        • Life 5
          • Advice Column
          • Podcast: Lakeside's Sleep/Academic Culture
          • In Defense of Violas
        • Opinion 5
          • Proofs by Contradiction
          • Brain Chips
          • Socratic Seminars
          • Roman Empire
          • Pink Fluffy Unicorns
        • Arts 5
          • Movie Recommendations
          • Advisor Portraits
        • Sports 5
          • Feature: XFL Overview
          • Boys AAA Swimming Champs
          • Is Chess a Sport?
          • The Ancestor of Football
        • Humor 5
          • Roasting Chat GPT
          • Comics!
        • PDF Version of Issue 5
    • Volume 4
      • Volume 4 Issue 1
        • Sports 4.1
          • Max Verstappen Clinches F1 Driver’s Championship.
          • Megan Rapinoe - On and Off the Field
          • Tottenham Topples
          • Seattle Sounders Unveil New logo
          • World Series: Rangers vs. Diamondbacks
          • A Tough September has the Mariners in Disbelief.
          • Inter Miami Tragically Fails to Proceed to the Playoffs
          • The Champions League
          • The Man Behind the Game
        • Humor and Art 4.1
          • Kermit
          • What is Art?
          • Becoming Nature
          • Absurd Humor for Bored People
          • The Chatbot Conundrum
          • Dog Memes
          • Halloween Crossword
          • KenKen
          • October Crossword
        • News 4.1
          • Maui Residents Permitted to Return to Their Homes
          • Everything You Need To Know about 2024 Election
          • Will AI Take Over the World?
          • Values Tree in the Spline
          • Service Learning Interveiws
        • Opinion 4.1
          • Minecraft is the Best Game
          • Why is Pinterest so Problematic?
          • Is Math Invented or Discovered?
          • Uncovering Velcro's Murderous Intentions
          • Taylor Swift: Good or Bad?
          • Asian Food at Lakeside
        • Life and Culture 4.1
          • Taylor Swift's Impact
          • Dear Leo: Advice Column
          • Fall Recipes
          • Lakeside Poll
          • What is Kpop?
          • Meaning of Life
      • Volume 4 Issue 2
        • News 4.2
          • A Possibly Daunting Future: The Sudden Decrease in Human Population?
          • New Year's Resolutions
          • Japan Airlines Crash Seriously Injures At Least Fourteen and Kills Five
          • OpenAI Sued by Major Media Companies
          • Claudine Gay Resigns Amid Israel, Plagiarism Controversies
          • Snippets of the Current News
          • The Firing of Sam Altman
          • Trump's Removal from the Ballot
          • The Devices of Lakesiders
          • Can Trump Lose the 2024 Election?
        • Opinion 4.2
          • Sensible Swearing (Podcast)
          • Which Came First: The Chicken or the Egg?
          • Celsius vs Fahrenheit
          • Phones in Middle School classrooms
          • Are Video Games a Sport?
          • What Does Lakeside Think About The New Year?
        • Humor and Arts 4.2
          • Iranian On The Outside
          • Winter Word Search
          • Paris - Chapter 1
          • Lakeside Middle School: Haunted or Not?
          • Vulnerability!
          • Northern Lights (Paint 3D)
          • Roblox Cat
        • Sports 4.2
          • Interview With UW Linebacker Drew Fowler
          • Seattle Kraken: The Rise of the Deep
          • Our Picks for the Dark Horse, Champion, and Biggest Flop for the NBA
          • EA Sports or 2K? Which is Better?
          • Pete Carroll Steps Down as Seahawks Head Coach
        • Life and Culture 4.2
          • Dear Leo: Advice Coloumn
          • Country Spotlight: Kenya (A travel guide)
          • Country Spotlight: Albania
          • New Year's Around the World
          • How to Survive Middle School
          • Pantone Color of the Year
      • Volume 4 Issue 3
        • Life and Culture 4.3
          • Better Than the Movies Book Review
          • Spring Break Horoscope
        • Humor and Art 4.3
          • Makeup Tutorial
          • Mini Comics
          • Carbon Dioxide
          • Why Did Burger King Get Rid of the ChKing?
          • Connected
        • Sports 4.3
          • Exclusive Interview from Spring Training: Corbin Carroll Talks with the Leo
          • Dodgers: The New Murderers Row?
          • The Complete Seahawks Update
          • The Best March Madness Moments of All Time
          • Who is the Soccer Goat?
        • Opinion 4.3
          • Worst Social Media Trends
        • News 4.3
          • Highly Anticipated Light Rail in Bellevue Opening This Spring
          • The Death of Alexei Navalny
          • An Improvement in Mayday T-Shirts
          • Lakeside's New Transition: SAGE Dining Service
        • 4.3.5 April Fools!
          • Taylor Swift Runs for President!
          • Why Burger King is Better Than McDonalds
          • McDonald's Takes a Sudden Healthy Turn!
          • What's the Point of School?
          • Kansas City Karmas?
          • How To Be Successful In Life
          • Easy Drawing Tutorial
          • Elon Musk Successfully Lands Spaceship On Jupiter, Projected To Crash In La
          • Lakeside to Enforce New Policies Next School Year
          • Travis Kelce Hospitalized
          • Dear Leo: Advice Column
          • How to Practice a String Instrument
      • Volume 4 Issue 4
        • Sports 4.4
          • Quest For the Cup: The NHL Season in Review
          • The T20 World Cup
          • How Does Upper School Boys’ Soccer Work? Coach Szabo Shares Some Insights
          • Middle School Cross Country: Underrated?
          • Sebastian David
        • Opinion 4.4
          • What is Time?
          • Is Latin a Dead Language?
          • Does Lakeside have a Diverse Curriculum?
          • Podcast: 5-Character Harry Potter Ranking
        • Life & Culture 4.4
          • 10 Best Local Adventures
          • End of Year Interviews
          • The Year in Review
          • Dear Leo Advice Column
          • Crazed Swifties Review The Tortured Poets Department
          • The Dark Side of AI
        • News 4.4
          • Profe Sjoberg Reflects On His Time at Lakeside
          • Recent Increase in Traffic at SeaTac Airport
          • A Math Teacher, a Coach, and an Advisor: The One and Only MR. Sjoberg
          • Earthquake Strikes Hualien
          • A Lasting Legacy: One Last Sit-Down With Mr. Rona
          • Indigenous People's Day
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The Craft Behind the World’s Best Chocolate

by Max C. 

Masonis at the Dandelion Chocolate factory in San Francisco's Mission District in front of bags of imported ethically sourced cacao beans. 

Photo by Max C.

Todd Masonis, the co-founder and CEO of Dandelion Chocolate, started making chocolate as a hobby. He grew cacao plants at home and roasted beans in a toaster oven. Today, his chocolate is regarded as some of the best in the world.

“We didn't intend to start a company; we just started making chocolate, and before we knew it, we had a factory,” Masonis told me when we met in December. Today, Masonis is best known for his chocolate abilities.

“Growing up, I ate a lot of chocolate. I wouldn't say I had a sophisticated palate!” he confessed. “I ate my share of peanut butter cups and ice cream sundaes, but I always loved it.” Still, eating chocolate is his favorite part of the job. “Everyone always asks me if I ever get tired of chocolate,” he said. “No, I eat chocolate daily when we're doing taste tests on chocolate bars, confections, cakes, etc. That's fun, but it's also rewarding.” 

Sixteen years ago, Masonis sold his technology company, Plaxo, to Comcast for $170  million. He took a year to travel the world, notably to France, where he explored chocolate. 

Now, San Francisco-based Dandelion is a bean-to-bar company that emphasizes ethical sourcing and unique flavors. “Many producers we visit sell their beans on the commodity market and never get to meet or see where their chocolate goes,” Masonis explained. “Recently, we were in the Solomon Islands, and we gave our chocolate bar to some of the people who farmed cacao, and they were like, wow, they never tasted this. So it's fun to go full circle and connect back to the source.”

Dandelion releases a full sourcing report, one of the first of its kind, to show where their chocolate comes from. The report includes locations, quantities purchased, and information on individual farms. It states Dandelion’s commitment to ethical sourcing and sustainability.

Why does this matter? Most chocolate is not ethically sourced and involves child labor. But Dandelion makes sure its chocolate is clean and high-quality. “Just a couple of years ago, I didn't even really want to consider where chocolate came from,” Masonis admitted. 

Dandelion also cares quite a bit about making their chocolate taste good. Early on, when Dandelion built its first factory and cafe, it wanted to put everything on display so that consumers could learn about cacao’s origins, flavor profiles, and harvests. 

Chocolate can have a very complex flavor. “Large corporations have very different goals than Dandelion. Chocolate is a seed of a fruit, and that fruit has lots of genetic diversity,” Masonis said. “Flavor differences will occur when we source cacao from many different places. How much sugar you add will change things, and once you start making your chocolate, you see all the possibilities and all the flavors you have,” Masonis added. 

What are the requirements for finding a new source? “Cacao grows [in a] band, 20 degrees north and south of the equator. It’s a tropical area, so our chocolate comes from that band. We tend to work with many beans from Central and South America, which have heirloom genetics and unique flavors that still tend to be there,” Masonis mentioned. Dandelion starts with flavor but then ensures it meets the company values of trust, reliability, and ethical. 

Dandelion doesn’t want to stop growing. “Many people have never even tried good chocolate, so we think there's a lot of room in the world for people to learn more about it,” Masonis noted. Dandelion Chocolate wants to be part of a global movement that provides a better lifestyle for farmers so they get paid more for their quality cacao. Masonis also thinks the craft chocolate movement will help disrupt the bigger guys. 

Masonis’s hobby has turned into a big - and fun - job. It’s not” ‘just chocolate,”’ he said, but a set of challenges he embraces. He’s done nearly all parts of the process, from making chocolate, working on machines, building and marketing a business, and traveling to cacao farms all over the world.

“Every day for me is quite a bit different,” he said, but the hardest part is staying focused. “So many distractions and little things can go wrong every day. This machine breaks, or there's some challenge, and you just have to stay focused and level-headed.” 

Masonis concluded by saying that if you're curious about something, follow that passion. For him, it's gratifying to work with a great team passionate about the same thing. 

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