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By Oliver Jackson
Q: Why did the little boy cross the road?
A: Because he forgot to buckle his seatbelt.
Q: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
A: Dam.
Q: What is the hardest kind of tea to swallow?
A: Reality.
Q: Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?
A: To win the Nobel prize.
Q: Why are Italians always walking?
A: Because they’re constantly Roman.
Q: What do you call a bunch of bunnies walking backward?
A: A receding hairline.
Q: What happened to Nemo?
A: He got lost.
Q: How much does a chimney cost?
A: It’s on the house.
Q: Why does the frog take the bus?
A: Because his car got toad.
Q: What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
A: I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Q: What do you call a magic dog?
A: A labracadabrador.
Q: Why did the scarecrow win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
Q: What did the plate say to the other plate?
A: “Dinner’s on me!”
Q: Did you hear what happened to the guy that got hit by a soda can?
A: He’s okay, but only because it was a soft drink.
Q: How do you keep your violin from being stolen?
A: Put it in a viola case.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: How do you fix a hole in a pumpkin?
A: With a pumpkin patch.
Q: What kind of shoes do burglars wear?
A: Sneakers.
Q: Why did the bike fall over?
A: It was two-tired.
Q: Why couldn’t the pony sing a lullaby?
A: Because she was a little horse.
Q: What did the big chimney say to the small chimney?
A: You’re too small to smoke!
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