Travis Kelce Admitted to Hospital

On the morning of March 18th, 2024, Travis Kelce was admitted to the hospital, violently ill. Doctor Alex from the Department of Music believes that this is due to too much exposure to Taylor Swift. At every corner, you will find Taylor Swift, whether it is on the radio, TV, Movie Theatre, or even billboards!

Now we have a special interview with Dr. Alex from the Department of Music Studies.

Milan: Hello Dr. Alex. How are you today?

Dr. Alex: Hello Milan and Kabir! I’m fine, thanks for asking.

Kabir: No problem. Let’s get started right away. Tell us about what happened with Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce.

Dr. Alex: Alright. Travis Kelce fell ill from what we call Overexposure Syndrome. This usually occurs from overexposure to certain foods or beverages, but this is a rare instance where it is due to overexposure to music.

Milan: How has this been affecting the public?

Dr. Alex: Well, the public is sad that Travis Kelce is ill, since he was a legendary football player. But Taylor Swift’s new album “Get Well Soon,” dropped after Kelce was admitted to the hospital, has topped the chart recently.

Kabir: How can we prevent more cases like these?

Dr. Alex: Well, there are many solutions to this problem. But the most liked decision by the public is to BAN Taylor Swift worldwide. It may be evil to some people, but it is for the greater good.

Milan: Wow, Dr. Alex. Thank you. That’s all we have time for today. Thanks for your time.

Dr. Alex: No problem. Always a pleasure to talk with you all.

With this being said we can only hope that the human population won’t all get sick because of Taylor Swift. Who knows it might have been part of her plan all along. Anyway, we will see you guys again in the next article on the tragic illness of soccer star Lionel Messi.