Why Burger King is Better Than McDonald's

What's up, you guys? Erik here, and welcome back to another article in The Leo. Today, we are going to prove why Burger King is better than McDonald’s. With each point, I will start to get more sane.

First of all, Burger King’s burgers have better quality than McDonald’s’. They’re called Burger King for a reason. Unlike McDonald's, their burgers aren’t smashed completely flat like a disc; instead, Burger King has the Whopper, which has a deliciously thick and tender patty and soft and fluffy buns that beat McDonald’s stale buns and dry meat by 400 BILLION light years! 

It’s not just the food that’s good but also the atmosphere. Burger King’s restaurants have a way better atmosphere and interior than McDonalds. According to several videos online, people have been starting to notice Burger King’s use of rotten tomato spray to clean the tables, which definitely has been showing its effects. According to scientific research made by unknown individuals, “rotten tomato spray helps get rid of the bad bacteria that people leave when specifically eating Burger King’s world-famous foot lettuce.” In addition to this rotten tomato spray, Burger King also uses MrBeast Feastables chocolate bars to generate money on the tables every time a customer orders a Whopper-Krabby-Patty Deluxe.

Moving on, Burger King is AI-generated. Yep, with the use of AI-generated uranium, Burger King’s technology has been expanding rapidly throughout their restaurants. With the use of DallE, ChatGPT, and other AI, Burger King has been changing their entire identity, with a new logo and slogan. CEO Bulut K. (aka BK!) recently stated in an interview that “in the realm of gastronomy, where culinary excellence reigns supreme, Burger King stands as a regal beacon of savory indulgence, offering a symphony of flavors encased within a crown of golden-brown perfection, thanks to our wonderful AI.” (That was AI-generated.) 

Burger King plans to develop their own AI, made for burger addicts and fast food fanatics. McDonald’s, in comparison, is losing the title race as their desolate kiosks are falling out of favor. In order to be on the same level as Burger King, McDonald’s has to start venturing into the world of AI. With the use of AI generation, Burger King has clearly become the king of all fast food chains.

Now, I will move on to my last point. Burger King is going to outer space. While this has been long anticipated, Burger King has finally partnered up with SpaceX to expand its chain to an alien world. A lot of people have been waiting for this moment since it will be the first time humans and aliens will ever meet each other, something we’ve been trying to do for centuries. 

With all these points, I can guarantee that you will never set foot in a McDonald’s again. Burger King is just overpowering all its competitors, with its franchise rapidly expanding into the extraterrestrial world. So, make sure you like, subscribe, and hit the notification button to never miss out on another article!