Bigfoot Has Been Found

Have you seen the shadow of a big hairy standing ape? Seen his footprints? Heard the rumors? Yes, that’s right, folks. Bigfoot, also known as Sasquatch, has been found. On February 30, 2025, we found shocking evidence of Bigfoot’s existence, including witnesses and live recordings. 

A group of students were setting up a campground for an outdoor trip when they saw unusually large footprints near the campsite. Not too strange, right? Many others have claimed to see footprints belonging to Bigfoot, so the students thought nothing of it. Later, when toasting marshmallows, they were all laughing when they heard a noise. Tatara M., a girl who was part of the group, said, “The sound was deafening. It was like the cartoon stomps of a T-rex but even louder!” Being the screenagers they are, another student, Bob, pulled out his phone to livestream on Instagram. As he said "hi" to all his followers on the livestream, another thunderous boom echoed in the distance. Frightened, he dropped his phone on his now creased dunks and ran into his totally protected paper-thin tent.

“I was so scared,” said Bob. “I had no idea what it was!” At the time, his phone was still on, recording the event live. As the students huddled in the tents, a 10-foot-tall furry shadow appeared. The students stated that they saw the creature standing still the entire time.

“We suddenly heard clicking sounds, so we were super confused,” Briana explained. The creature soon trekked away, likely back to their home. The students came out of hiding and gazed at the campground. Shedded hair lay on the muddy ground, resting on the 6-foot-long footprints. Bob’s phone was half stuck in the ground, its originally bright orange phone case covered with an immensely muddy fingerprint. As the students gathered around Bob, they all came to a sudden realization. Having learned about mythical creatures from a unit in school, they came to the conclusion that it was Bigfoot. When asked by the authorities if there was evidence, Bob offered his livestream footage. After careful surveillance of the recording, it has been announced that Bigfoot really does exist. 

Here is the footage on Bob’s phone of Bigfoot.

You may be wondering, why is the information coming out now if this happened on February 30? Well, authorities needed time to investigate because no one actually believed that a couple of middle schoolers solved a 70-year-old mystery that the FBI and CIA both personally looked into but couldn’t solve.

Dr. CBB, a scientist specializing in cryptozoology, which is the study of imaginary/unproven animals, stated, “This does impact our world greatly because it shows many things are possible, like the huge version of Chewbacca. We hope in the future the mystery of the Yeti and Loch Ness Monster are also solved. Who knows? It might be solved by you.”

MARCH 32nd UPDATE!!! Bob checked his photo album a few days after their camping trip and found 371 new items added, all pictures of Bigfoot. We now have a closer view of his face and certain parts of him.