Kermit by Ripleigh R. 

(Parody to Karma by Taylor Swift)

VERSE 1

You’re eating flies for the joy of it

Addicted to more flies but that's irrelevant 

You’re terrified to look back

Cause if you dare you’ll see the glare of the fireflies you ate just to get there

It’s coming back around

CHORUS: 

And I keep my side of the pond clean

You wouldn’t know what I mean

Cause Kermit is my boyfriend 

Kermit is a frog 

Kermit is the breeze in my pond on the weekend

Kermit’s a relaxing thought

Aren’t you envious that for you he’s not

Sweet like sugar Kermit is a frog

Croaking in my lap cause he loves me

Flexing like Travis Kelce

Kermit and I vibe like that

VERSE 2

Froggy boy

King of Flies

Weave your little ponds of opacity

My froggies made your crown

Trick me once, Trick me twice

Don’t you know that flies ain’t the only price

It’s coming back around

CHORUS

And I keep my side of the pond clean

You wouldn’t know what I mean

Cause Kermit is my boyfriend 

Kermit is a frog 

Kermit is the breeze in my pond on the weekend

Kermit’s a relaxing thought

Aren’t you envious that for you he’s not

Sweet like sugar Kermit is a frog

Croaking in my lap cause he loves me

Flexing like Travis Kelce

Kermit and I vibe like that

VERSE 3 (OR BRIDGE)

Ask me what I learned from all those years 

Ask me what I earned from all those tears

Ask me why so many drown but I’m still here

(I’m still here)

VERSE 4

Cause Kermit is the froggo rattling your pond

Kermit’s on your scent like Travis Kelce

Kermit’s gonna track you down

Hop by hop from town to town

Sweet like justice 

Kermit is a king

Kermit takes all my friends to the island 

Kermit is the guy on the screen

Coming straight home to me

CHORUS

And I keep my side of the pond clean

You wouldn’t know what I mean

Cause Kermit is my boyfriend 

Kermit is a frog 

Kermit is the breeze in my pond on the weekend

Kermit’s a relaxing thought

Aren’t you envious that for you he’s not

Sweet like sugar Kermit is a frog

Croaking in my lap cause he loves me

Flexing like Travis Kelce

Kermit and I vibe like that

OUTRO

Kermit is my boyfriend

Kermit is a frog

Kermit’s a relaxing thought.