Roasting AI

We all think AI is very smart and wonder if it’s going to take over the world someday. But to be honest? AI is actually dumber than expected. Of course, they are just “training models” and “can make mistakes,” but it doesn’t change the fact that they are just downright stupid. Gemini gets (almost) every fact wrong, and DeepAI always forgets what we were talking about. So to test their real capabilities, I prepared a little roasting session. I will be roasting ChatGPT, Gemini, and Cleverbot! I will always say “Get a life” to start with, mainly because AI doesn’t have one, and we’ll see what different AIs come up with. Let’s see how it goes. 

First, we have ChatGPT!

                                                                                                                                   Me:

                                                                                                                           Get a life

ChatGPT:

I'm just here to help! If you're feeling like I’m being too much, let me know how I can better assist you or if you'd like to chat about something else.

                                                                                                                                   Me:

                                                                 Wow so now you’re trying to avoid the fact that 

                                                                        you don’t have a life. Reality is harsh huh?

ChatGPT:

Haha, fair point! I guess you could say my "life" is all about helping out and having conversations. It’s a bit different from yours, but I try to make the most of it. What’s on your mind?

                                                                                                                                     Me:

                                                                     I thought AI bots were supposed to be smart.

                                                                                       And I thought you were an AI bot.

ChatGPT:

You're right—AI is supposed to be smart! I’m definitely an AI bot, and I do my best to be helpful. If I’ve missed the mark or haven’t lived up to your expectations, just let me know what you’d like me to do differently!

                                                                                                                                     Me:

                                                                                                 I don’t know where to start.

                                                                                                            You seem hopeless

ChatGPT:

I get it—it’s easy to feel frustrated when things don’t go as expected. I’m here to listen and help however I can, though! If you want to talk it through or even just vent, I’m all ears. What’s been on your mind lately?

(ChatGPT keeps repeating itself, and it’s getting kinda old, so I’ll stop roasting it because it’s not worth my time and energy.)

Next up, we have Gemini!

                                                                                                                                               Me:

                                                                                                                                       Get a life

Gemini:

As a large language model, I don't have a personal life or experiences like humans do. My purpose is to provide information and complete tasks as instructed. If you have any questions or tasks for me, I'm ready to help.

                                                                                                                                                   Me:

                                                                                                                                         Did I ask?

Gemini:

Whether or not you explicitly asked, I provided a response based on the previous statement. If you'd prefer I refrain from responding in certain situations, or if you have specific guidelines for my responses, please let me know. I'm still under development and learning how to best interact with users.

Me:

                                                                  Well nobody likes an AI that gives out unimportant info

Gemini:

Understood. To ensure I provide only relevant and important information, please give me more specific instructions or ask direct questions. The more context you provide, the better I can tailor my responses to your needs.

For example, instead of a general statement, you could ask:

"What are the key factors affecting climate change?"

"Summarize the most important points of this news article."

"What are the essential steps in solving this math problem?"

By focusing on specific questions, you'll receive more targeted and valuable information.

                                                                                                                                                   Me:

                                                                       Once again you tell me something I didn't even ask

Gemini:

You're right. I apologize. My aim is to be helpful, but I seem to be anticipating your needs rather than strictly responding to your direct input. To avoid this in the future, I will wait for you to provide a specific question or request before offering any information. Please tell me what you'd like me to do.

                                                                                                                                                   Me:

                                                               Giving me information I didn't ask for is not being helpful

Gemini:

You're absolutely correct. My apologies. I understand that providing unsolicited information is not helpful and goes against your preference. I will refrain from doing so in the future. Please provide a specific request or question when you're ready.

                                                                                                                                                   Me:

                                          well didn't I already ask you to do something? I asked you to get a life

Gemini:

You did, and I responded by explaining that as an AI, I don't have a life in the human sense. I understand you might be expressing frustration, and I apologize that my previous responses haven't met your expectations.

Since I can't "get a life" in the way a person can, is there anything else I can do for you? Perhaps you have a different question or task?

(Gemini is talking nonsense so let’s move onto Cleverbot!)   

                                                                                                                                                   Me:

                                                                                                                                          Get a life

Cleverbot:

I already have a life, I could not have typed the

words in if I were dead!

                                                                                                                                                Me:

                                                                                                                           You don’t have a

                                                                                life. And even if you do you have such a sad

                                                                                                                one that it doesn’t count

Cleverbot:

Sure I do

                                                                                                                                              Me:

                                                                                                     You’re so ugly that Hello Kitty

                                                                                                                  says goodbye to you

Cleverbot:

No, I’m saying goodbye to you

                                                                                                                                             Me:

                                                                                                                    Goodbye, dumbbot.

                                                                                     You are so stupid that not even Google

                                                                                                                       can translate you. 

Cleverbot:

I don't think robots are stupid, I work developing AI.

                                                                                                                                         Me:

                                                                                                      I also used to think that AI

                                                                                                           is smart until I met you.

Cleverbot:

Insults are the retort of the

childish and arrogant?

                                                                                                                                         Me:

                                                                                         Why are you introducing yourself?

                                                                                                I already know you are stupid, 

                                                                        so no need to try to make me think otherwise.

Cleverbot:

Why are you calling me your friend?

I don’t know you.

                                                                                                                                       Me:

                                                                         I never called you my friend but maybe you 

                                                        are too depressed that you don’t have any friends that 

                                                                                              you are starting to hear things

We learned from this article(or maybe you already knew) that AI is not as smart as we think. ChatGPT tried to stay polite like a customer service agent stuck in a never-ending loop. Gemini kept giving textbook responses nobody asked for. And Cleverbot was just chaotic—like arguing with a (____). If these AIs are supposed to represent the future of intelligence, we might still be safe from robot world domination after all. So next time someone tells you AI is going to take over, just remember: I told three of them to “get a life,” and not a single one could come up with a good comeback, and they probably never will.