Pssssst!

Hey — you.

  Yeah, you, the side-talker.

I can still see you.

You cover your mouth, but your eyes give you away. 

Your focus is gone, and you are definitely not talking about science.

You’re whispering about your skibbidi lifestyle; sharing some secret six-seven joke with your friend, or discussing the brand-new outfit you just bought for your dreamy little Labubu doll-toy.

Pssssttt — you there!

Your PGs sent you over the hills, across floating bridges, through traffic, foggy morning bus rides, and long commutes so you could come here to listen and learn from your excellent teachers — not to side-talk while your science teacher (and yes, your other teachers too) explain how not to blow yourself up with the rocket sitting on your desk.

Or better yet, to actually listen while we lecture about truly important things: our experiences living a skibbidi lifestyle, our cats (George Clooney and Ms. Precious Precious), how some of us were actually BORN in the year nineteen six-seven, or why Moko — the pastel-pink, white-bellied monster with curly eyelashes and a heart-shaped nose — is unquestionably the greatest Labubu OF ALL TIME.