The Marriage of Kaethen and Chel'rei

The holy grove

[Exits: north south west ]

A shimmering black gate rises from the ground, leading to parts unknown.

(Golden Aura) (White Aura) (WANTED) Kaethen Bennett is here.

Chel'rei is here.

(Golden Aura) A small snake slithers between the grass.

(Golden Aura) A doe is here, munching on grass.

(Golden Aura) (White Aura) The old Hierophant of the holy grove is here, gathering hollies.

(Golden Aura) A small bunny is here, poking from bush to bush.

(Golden Aura) A deer is here, staring back at you.

Chel'rei gives a decanter painted blue to Kaethen.

Chel'rei looks at you.

Chel'rei frowns.

Chel'rei says (to You) 'Hi, there.'

Kaethen gives a colorful wooden decanter to Chel'rei.

You say 'Hail.'

Kaethen says (to Chel'rei) 'I found a priest.'

You say (to Kaethen) 'She is Verminasian Brother Kaethan.'

Chel'rei says (to Kaethen Bennett) 'He won't have anything to do with me.'

Chel'rei says (to Kaethen Bennett) 'See?'

Kaethen grumbles.

You say (to Kaethen) 'Under what influence are you today Brother Kaethan?'

Kaethen says (to You) 'She holds no loyalties to the place already.'

Caenarfon waves his hand over Kaethan's face.

Kaethen says (to You) 'And look, no red paint on her.'

You say (to Chel'rei) 'What bewitchment is this?!'

Chel'rei presses her face into her hands.

Chel'rei says (to You) 'It's - a long story.'

Caenarfon checks Kaethen for curses and toads legs.

Kaethen grumbles at you.

Chel'rei says (to Kaethen Bennett) 'I've bewitched you. You don't want to go through with

this.'

You click your fingers in front of Kaethen's face.

Kaethen says (to You) 'I'm fine.'

Chel'rei props her hands on her hips.

You say 'You have?'

You grant Kaethen the favor of your god.

You feel righteous.

Chel'rei says (to You) 'Let him know I'm an evil monster.'

Chel'rei nods sagely.

You OOC: 'These aren't the droids you're looking for!'

You say 'It appears that you are not evil by nature.'

Kaethen says (to You) 'I told you this already.'

Chel'rei says (to You) 'Check again. You must have your paperwork confused.'

You say 'Yet you are from the ancient City of Gold.'

Grunek OOC: 'Those -were- the droids you were looking for.'

You say 'Which harboured the evil of Eclipse.'

You say 'And harbours evil still.'

Kaethen says (to You) 'There you go with the history lesson again..'

Chel'rei says (to You) 'I'm an evil person. Talk him out of this.'

Chel'rei glances at Kaethen.

You say (to Kaethen) 'She's reverse psychologicising me!'

Chel'rei says (to You) 'I am not!'

You say (to Kaethen) 'I'm so confused!'

Chel'rei frowns at what Kaethen did.

Kaethen says (to You) 'She does that well.'

Kaethen glances at Chel'rei.

Chel'rei says (to Kaethen Bennett) 'I do not.'

You say 'How about we start with this long story.'

Caenarfon holds his head in his hands.

Kaethen says (to Chel'rei) 'Do too.'

You say 'We're talking about love, right?'

Kaethen says (to You) 'We don't have centuries like you do!'

Chel'rei says (to You) 'He thinks he's in love with me, but I'm secretly a horrible monster.'

You say 'Silence with arguing!'

You say 'You are not married yet!'

Chel'rei says (to Kaethen Bennett) 'I do. I'm a manatonic, remember?'

You say 'Arguing only comes AFTER marriage!'

Kaethen snickers.

Kaethen says (to Chel'rei) 'Yeah.'

Chel'rei says (to You) 'It does? Then Kaethen and I are doing it wrong.'

Kaethen says (to Chel'rei) 'What he said.'

Chel'rei says (to Kaethen Bennett) 'But all we do is argue! Does that mean we're already

married?'

You say (to Chel'rei) 'So you have bewitched him?'

Drakonn tells you 'Greetings, Father. I got your missive, thank you. I know the way and I will

do appropriate steps.'

You say (to Kaethen) 'Why are you fallen in love with this woman!'

Kaethen says (to You) 'Why?'

Chel'rei says (to You) 'I poisoned him. He thinks he's in love, but he's not.'

Kaethen says (to You) 'She's making things up again.'

Chel'rei says (to You) 'It's a Verminasian thing. I'm corrupting one member of Justice at a

time.'

You tell Drakonn 'Thank you Seeker.'

You tell Drakonn 'If you need help, let me know.'

Chel'rei says (to Kaethen Bennett) 'It's not fair! You'll be like Saies. We'll get married

and then I'll fall in love and then you'll disappear forever.'

Drakonn tells you 'Surely, Father.'

Caenarfon holds his head in his hands.

Kaethen says (to Chel'rei) 'When have I disappeared?'

You say 'So lets get back to basics.'

You say (to Kaethen) 'Do you love her?'

Chel'rei looks down, scuffing her foot.

Kaethen says (to Chel'rei) 'You're the one always disappearing.'

You say (to Chel'rei) 'Do you love him?'

Chel'rei says (to Kaethen Bennett) 'I don't expect you to notice.'

Kaethen says (to You) 'Of course.'

Chel'rei says (to Kaethen Bennett) 'Don't answer for me!'

Chel'rei says (to You) 'Maybe.'

You say (to Kaethen) 'Even though she is Verminasian?'

You say (to Kaethen) 'She said maybe.'

Kaethen says (to Chel'rei) 'I was answering on my part!'

Kaethen says (to You) 'She's being silly.'

Chel'rei glances at Kaethen.

You say (to Kaethen) 'That's not a yes Brother Kaethan!'

Kaethen glances at Chel'rei.

Chel'rei beckons you.

Chel'rei says (to You) 'Come here.'

Kaethen says (to Chel'rei) 'What is a maybe?'

Chel'rei leans to whisper into your ear.

Kaethen says (to You) 'Actually, it is 'yes' in Chel-language.'

Chel'rei tells you 'I do. Don't tell him that, though. He'll get a big head about it.'

Caenarfon wards himself with blessings!

Chel'rei says (to Kaethen) ''Chel-language!' Like you're an expert.'

Chel'rei mutters.

Kaethen says (to Chel'rei) 'I am!'

Kaethen says (to Chel'rei) 'I heard it for years.'

You say (to Kaethen) 'Tell me your feelings of his woman.'

Chel'rei says (to Kaethen Bennett) 'Hardly! You're in Justice. You don't know anything.'

You say 'Are you SURE you aren't already married?'

Kaethen glances at Chel'rei.

Caenarfon puts his arms into the folds of his robes.

Chel'rei harumphs.

Kaethen says (to You) 'What feelings?'

Chel'rei says (to You) 'Like I would ever marry him.'

Kaethen says (to You) 'Joke!'

Chel'rei peers at Kaethen.

You say (to Kaethen) 'This is serious!'

Chel'rei sneezes.

Kaethen says (to You) 'I'm a serious person.'

You peer at Kaethen.

Chel'rei says (to You) 'He's not serious at all.'

Kaethen mutters.

Chel'rei says (to Kaethen Bennett) 'I'm still allergic to you, you know. What kind of marriage

will this be?'

Kaethen says (to You) 'I don't know where to begin. It's a long story.'

You say (to Kaethen) 'Why would one of Good and Justice wish to marry a Verminasian, who is

evil by association?!'

Chel'rei says (to You) 'I asked him for warpstones and then assaulted him with grapes.'

Chel'rei says (to You) 'That's where this started.'

Kaethen says (to You) 'She wasn't always there.'

You say (to Chel'rei) 'Yes, you're supposed to become allergic, AFTER marriage.'

You say (to Chel'rei) 'You've started without him!'

Kaethen says (to You) 'She's always been allergic to me.'

Caenarfon puts his arms into the folds of his robes.

Chel'rei says (to Kaethen Bennett) 'Don't you remember?'

You say 'They say love is an allergy.'

You say (to Kaethen) 'Maybe she is!'

Kaethen says (to Chel'rei) 'Of course I do.'

Chel'rei says (to You) 'I'm not allergic to him, just his money! I don't like rich things.'

Chel'rei OOC: 'llkajsdfa hahahah poor caenarfon'

You say (to Kaethen) 'You have money?'

Chel'rei says (to You) 'I stole most of it.'

You say (to Chel'rei) 'On pretty presents?'

Kaethen says (to You) 'Do you want me to flash my riches at you?'

You say (to Kaethen) 'Please no.'

Chel'rei says (to You) 'Alcohol, actually.'

Kaethen says (to You) 'Fine...'

Chel'rei hiccups.

You say (to Kaethen) 'But she might only be evilly only marrying you for gold!'

Chel'rei says (to You) 'But I hate gold!'

Chel'rei sneezes.

You say (to Kaethen) 'And then divorce you for a HUGE financial settlement!'

Chel'rei says 'It makes me sneeze.'

Kaethen says (to You) 'Oh, she hates rich things.'

You say (to Kaethen) 'They all say that!'

Kaethen says (to You) 'That's true...'

Kaethen peers at Chel'rei.

Tazent OOC: 'Poor Chel'rei tomorrow morning!'

Chel'rei OOC: 'ahaha'

Chel'rei pauses.

Chel'rei says (to Kaethen Bennett) 'Are we really getting married?'

Caenarfon utters the words, 'Detect golddigger'.

Chel'rei OOC: 'truth.'

You say (to Kaethen) 'Inconclusive?'

Caenarfon checks his blessings again.

Kaethen says (to Chel'rei) 'We are!'

Kaethen says (to You) 'What does that spell tell you?'

Chel'rei pushes her hands into her pockets and rocks nervously on her heels.

You say (to Chel'rei) 'So what assurances will you give this man that you will be true to him?'

You say (to Chel'rei) 'You are from Verminasia, where the streets are paved with gold!'

Chel'rei says (to You) 'Gold means nothing to me.'

You say (to Kaethen) 'And why should you believe her!'

Chel'rei glances sideways at Kaethen.

Kaethen says (to You) 'I love her.'

Chel'rei says (to You) 'He shouldn't trust me. I don't know why he does.'

Caenarfon utters the words, "Create prenup".

Chel'rei says (to You) '.. but I won't do him wrongly.'

Kaethen mutters at you.

Caenarfon gives a prenuptial agreement to Kaethen.

Chel'rei shrugs a little awkwardly.

Kaethen says (to You) 'Where are you learning these spells?'

You say (to Kaethen) 'Do you trust this woman?'

Kaethen says (to You) 'With my life.'

You say (to Kaethen) 'And will you be true to her?'

Chel'rei says (to Kaethen Bennett) 'Do you trust me?'

Kaethen glances at Chel'rei.

Kaethen says (to Chel'rei) 'Nope.'

Chel'rei says (to Kaethen Bennett) 'Jackass.'

Kaethen peers at Chel'rei.

Chel'rei peers at Kaethen.

Kaethen says (to You) 'I mean, yes.'

You say (to Kaethen) 'Aha! It is her peer which is bewitching!'

Caenarfon holds his head in his hands.

You peer at Kaethen.

Kaethen peers at you.

Chel'rei says (to You) 'He trusts me! Marry us, already.'

You say (to Kaethen) 'Are you sure you are ready for the holy sacredness of marraige?'

Kaethen says (to You) 'Ask her the same questions!'

You say 'And all the arguing that comes with it?'

Kaethen says (to You) 'It needs to be fair.'

Chel'rei says (to You) 'Are you crazy? He and I would never argue.'

Chel'rei glances at Kaethen.

You say (to Chel'rei) 'These Justice people, it always needs to be fair...'

Kaethen says (to Chel'rei) 'Would too.'

Chel'rei says (to You) 'Blah blah blah, fairness.'

Caenarfon holds his head in his hands.

You say 'Well, it seems to me you are destined to be together.'

Kaethen says (to Chel'rei) 'What does 'Blah blah blah' translate to?'

Chel'rei says (to You) 'Are you blind? You were supposed to talk him out of this.'

You say 'And you will be each other's cross to bear.'

You say (to Chel'rei) 'He loves you!'

Chel'rei says (to Kaethen Bennett) 'It means 'blah blah blah.' You're dumb.'

Kaethen says (to Chel'rei) 'Love is.. blind?'

Chel'rei says (to You) 'He does not!'

You say (to Chel'rei) 'This is more powerful than ideology!'

Kaethen says (to You) 'I do too.'

Chel'rei says (to Kaethen Bennett) 'Are you calling me ugly?'

Chel'rei glares at Kaethen.

Kaethen says (to Chel'rei) 'Maybe.'

Chel'rei says (to Kaethen Bennett) 'You're uglier.'

You say 'And you maybe do, I mean, in today's world of uncertainty, I deem that close enough!'

Kaethen says (to Chel'rei) 'We make a perfect couple then.'

You say 'And if you'll just pop your John Hancock in that prenuptial agreement....'

Caenarfon offers Chel'rei a quill.

Chel'rei OOC: 'ahahahahahahah'

Kaethen says (to You) 'I need a translation.'

Chel'rei scribbles down what might be a signature.

Kaethen says (to You) 'Wait.'

Kaethen says (to You) 'Why does she get to sign it first?'

Chel'rei says 'Come on, guys. I'm drunk and tired, let's get this over with.'

Chel'rei snaps her fingers.

You say 'Drunk?'

You say 'How many fingers am I holding up?'

Chel'rei says (to You) 'Often.'

Kaethen says (to You) 'Don't pay attention to her.'

You say (to Kaethen) 'I can't marry her drunk, she might regret it in the morning!'

Chel'rei says (to Kaethen Bennett) 'Oh, now you're ignoring me!'

Chel'rei says (to You) 'But I'm always drunk.'

Kaethen says (to You) 'It will be too late in the morning.'

You say (to Kaethen) 'You're marrying a drunk!'

Chel'rei says (to You) 'No, he's marrying an alcoholic.'

Caenarfon holds his head in his hands.

Chel'rei gently corrects you.

You say (to The Hierophant) 'What do you think?'

The Hierophant says 'I like it!'

Chel'rei smirks.

Chel'rei looks about with wide-eyed innocence.

Kaethen takes out a quill and signs his name in smaller letters on Caenardon's parchment, just

a little higher than Chel'rei's name.

Kaethen says (to You) 'There.'

You say (to Kaethen) 'Look! Now she's bewitched the Hierophant!'

You say (to The Hierophant) 'If I'm not going to talk them out of it, and you're not going to,

who remains?'

The Hierophant says 'Let them get married! She's drunk.'

Kaethen says (to Chel'rei) 'You drink and gamble too.'

Chel'rei whistles.

Chel'rei scuffs her foot.

Chel'rei looks about with wide-eyed innocence.

You say (to The Hierophant) 'There are obvious flaws in this relationship!'

Kaethen says (to Chel'rei) 'And you kick me.'

Chel'rei says (to Kaethen Bennett) 'Well you confuse my brother.'

You say (to Kaethen) 'She's a husband beater?'

Chel'rei says (to You) 'I'm horribly abusive.'

Kaethen says (to You) 'Only when we're alone.'

Chel'rei says (to You) 'Just marry us, already!'

You say (to Kaethen) 'And you're STILL OK with this?'

Kaethen says (to You) 'I'm drunk.'

Chel'rei lightly kicks Kaethen in the side of the leg. 'Say you're okay with it, or I'll kick

you harder.'

Caenarfon holds his head in his hands.

Kaethen says (to You) 'No, not really.'

You think about it.

Kaethen gives Chel'rei's side a nudge with his elbow before returning his attention to you.

Kaethen has invited you!

You say 'Well, we live in a world of uncertainty, where the world will put grave obstacles in

your way.'

You say (to Chel'rei) 'You might be ostricised from your city.'

Chel'rei says (to You) 'Do you want us to be serious?'

Chel'rei says (to You) 'I don't care.'

You say (to Kaethen) 'You might be ostricised from your clan.'

Kaethen says (to You) 'Says you.'

Kaethen peers at you.

You say 'Won't anyone think of the children!?'

You ponder.

Chel'rei says (to You) 'I've known Kaethen longer than I've been in that city, and he's liked

me no matter what city I've been in or what god I've followed.'

You say 'Won't anyone think of the consequences!?'

Kaethen says (to You) 'Children?!'

Chel'rei says (to Kaethen Bennett) 'We have children? This is news.'

Kaethen says (to Chel'rei) 'It happened when you were drunk.'

You say 'I forsee many.'

You grumble.

Chel'rei says (to You) 'Please marry us. I really do love him, even if I won't tell him that.'

You say 'I need a witness.'

Chel'rei snorts.

The holy grove

You are standing amidst the ancient oaks and poplars in the holy grove. You

can feel a strange sensation of joy and calm seeping through You, as if great

burdens have been lifted from Your shoulders. To the south, You glimpse an open

area through the trees, while paths lead away north and west.

[Exits: north south west ]

(Golden Aura) (White Aura) The old Hierophant of the holy grove is here, gathering hollies.

(Golden Aura) (White Aura) The old Hierophant of the holy grove is here, gathering ivy.

(Golden Aura) (WANTED) Kaethen Bennett is here.

Chel'rei is here.

(Golden Aura) A small snake slithers between the grass.

(Golden Aura) A doe is here, munching on grass.

(Golden Aura) A small bunny is here, poking from bush to bush.

You peer about.

The Hierophant walks west.

Kaethen utters the words, 'gjwwai'.

A minotaur spectator arrives suddenly.

Kaethen utters the words, 'gjwwai'.

A hungry child arrives suddenly.

Chel'rei peers at a minotaur spectator.

Kaethen utters the words, 'gjwwai'.

The Dean arrives suddenly.

Kaethen utters the words, 'gjwwai'.

Marshall Diana arrives suddenly.

You say (to a minotaur spectator) 'Shouldn't you be at AGL?'

Marshall Diana says 'I'll be the witness.'

Kaethen says (to You) 'Do you need more?'

You peer at Marshall Diana.

Marshall Diana peers at you.

Chel'rei nods sagely.

You say 'Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today...'

Chel'rei says 'Please hurry? I'm tired.'

Kaethen says (to Chel'rei) 'Shh.'

Chel'rei says (to Kaethen Bennett) 'Shh yourself.'

You say 'To join this cold blooded killer of Justice.'

Chel'rei says (to You) ''Man and wife.''

Kaethen peers at Chel'rei.

Chel'rei says (to You) 'Skip to that part.'

Kaethen says (to Chel'rei) 'Leave the priest be. I want to hear this!'

Chel'rei says (to Kaethen Bennett) 'Oh, fine.'

You say 'And this woman of Verminasia of questionable ethics and sobriety! '

Chel'rei winds her arm loosely around Kaethen's.

You peer at Kaethen.

Kaethen says (to You) 'Is this where I say yes?'

You say 'If there are any present gathered here who object to this marriage, raise your hand?'

Caenarfon raises his hand.

Kaethen grumbles at you.

You say 'Am I the only one?'

Kaethen says 'Yes.'

You grumble.

Kaethen says 'Now continue.'

Chel'rei says (to You) 'you don't count, anyway.'

You say 'Now Rove, true rove, wiwll fowwow you... forewer.'

Chel'rei whispers 'Man and wife. 'Man, and wife!''

Kaethen glances at Chel'rei.

Chel'rei motions at you.

You say 'Ran and rwife.'

You ponder.

Kaethen says (to Chel'rei) 'All I hear from you is blah blah blah.'

You say (to Kaethen) 'Do you take this woman, to love and to hold from this day forth?'

Kaethen glances at Chel'rei.

Chel'rei says (to Kaethen Bennett) 'Wait. You have to hold me?'

Kaethen says (to You) 'Mayb-.. Yes.'

You peer at Kaethen.

You say (to Chel'rei) 'Do you take this man, to love and to hold from this day forth?'

Chel'rei hesitates for a moment.

Chel'rei glances at you.

Chel'rei glances at Kaethen.

Chel'rei says '.. Yes, of course.'

You say 'And do you promise never to darken my church again, unless you bring with you sober

sincerity and noble purpose?!'

Chel'rei says (to You) 'This is sober sincerity. I quit the military to marry him.'

Kaethen says (to You) 'Please convert her.'

You say (to Kaethen) 'Oh, can I?'

Caenarfon brightens up visibly.

Kaethen says (to You) 'After this wedding.'

You say 'Then by the power vested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife.'

Chel'rei says (to Kaethen Bennett) 'Oh, don't even joke about converting me. I'll follow

Zandreya until the day I die, so hush your ugly mouth.'

Chel'rei has invited you!

Kaethen peers at Chel'rei.

Chel'rei peers at Kaethen.

You say (to Kaethen) 'You may snog the bride.'

Kaethen has invited you!

Kaethen says (to You) 'Translation?'

Chel'rei says (to You) 'Ewww.'

marry kaethen chel'rei

A divine light aura flourishes throughout the room.

Priest Caenarfon has now joined Kaethen and Chel'rei in the bonds of marriage.

You say (to Marshall Diana) 'You are witness to this.'

Chel'rei says (to Kaethen Bennett) 'You're not kissing me.'

Chel'rei says (to Kaethen Bennett) 'That's gross.'

You say 'God help us all.'

Kaethen says (to Chel'rei) 'What!'

Chel'rei says (to Kaethen Bennett) 'Kissing is gross!'

Chel'rei peers at Kaethen.

Chel'rei says (to Kaethen Bennett) 'Maybe one.'

You say (to Kaethen) 'If you thought you were arguing before, prepare yourself.'

You say 'Congratulations... I think.'

Chel'rei says (to Kaethen Bennett) 'I really am tired. And we really are married, you know.'

Chel'rei tells you 'Thank you.'

Kaethen says (to Chel'rei) 'Your idea!'

Chel'rei tells you 'What payment do you want?'

Chel'rei says (to Kaethen Bennett) 'Liar! You've been begging to marry me for ages.'

You say (to Kaethen) 'There's another thing that stops after marriage as well.'

You tell Chel'rei 'None needed.'

Chel'rei coughs.

Chel'rei says (to You) 'Excuse me?'

Kaethen says (to Chel'rei) 'Me? Nothing like that happened.'

Chel'rei says (to You) 'We've never -- I'll have you know. How scandalous.'

You say (to Chel'rei) 'It applies to you too!'

Chel'rei says (to Kaethen Bennett) 'Kaaeeethen. He thinks I'm loose.'

You say (to Kaethen) 'She needs conversion, she has a filthy mind!'

Kaethen says (to You) 'It's happened a few times.'

Chel'rei sighs.

Chel'rei says 'I need to sleep. Really.'

Caenarfon feigns complete shock.

Chel'rei says (to Kaethen Bennett) 'Try not to die. Alright?'

Kaethen considers you for a moment longer before he turns, then leans in to give Chel'rei a

kiss.

You say (to Chel'rei) 'He never dies.'

You blush.

You say 'Aw, how moving!'

You cheer for Kaethen.

Chel'rei sighs and holds onto Kaethen's sleeve for a moment.

You say (to Chel'rei) 'Whatever you do, don't let him speak elvish to you.'

Chel'rei says (to You) 'Don't tell anyone about this. Alright?'

Chel'rei says (to You) 'And I already speak elvish.'

Chel'rei peers at you.

Kaethen says (to Chel'rei) 'He does tell the truth. I never die.'

Chel'rei says (to Kaethen Bennett) 'You will someday. And I'm going to worry.'

Chel'rei peers at Kaethen.

You say 'My word is my honor Mrs Kaethen.'

Chel'rei gags.

Kaethen says (to Chel'rei) 'That has a ring to it.'

Kaethen peers at Chel'rei.

Chel'rei says (to You) 'That's not my name!'

Chel'rei says (to Kaethen Bennett) 'That's NOT my name.'

Kaethen says (to Chel'rei) 'Is too.'

You OOC: 'Haha.'

Chel'rei says (to Kaethen Bennett) 'I'm not taking your last name.'

Chel'rei says (to Kaethen Bennett) 'Or your first name.'

Kaethen says (to Chel'rei) 'Get some rest, Mrs. Kaethen.'

Chel'rei says (to Kaethen Bennett) 'You sleep well, Mr. Chel.'

Kaethen says (to Chel'rei) 'What!'

You tell Kaethen 'You're nuts.'

Chel'rei says (to You) 'He doesn't realize that I wear the pants in this relationship.'

Kaethen says (to Chel'rei) 'That sounds dull.'

You say (to Kaethen) 'I foresee pain in your future Brother Kaethen.'

Chel'rei says (to Kaethen Bennett) 'I can't believe you let me marry you drunk. I'm going to

hit you tomorrow.'

You say (to Kaethen) 'But you probably deserve it.'

Chel'rei says (to You) 'His immediate future.'

Kaethen says (to Chel'rei) 'If you wake up tomorrow.'

Chel'rei tells you 'I really do love him, you know.'

Chel'rei says (to Kaethen Bennett) 'I will. I'll wake up and say, oh gods, what have I done?'

You tell Chel'rei 'I sense this, otherwise you would not be wed.'

Kaethen says (to You) 'I don't deserve pain...'

You say (to Kaethen) 'I would hide that prenuptial agreement in a very safe place.'

Chel'rei tells you 'Thank you for understanding. I Didn't think someone from Knighthood...'

You say (to Kaethen) 'I beg to differ Brother Kaethan.'

Chel'rei nods sagely at you.

Kaethen says (to Chel'rei) 'And then I'll say, you're taking words out of my mouth.'

Chel'rei says (to Kaethen Bennett) 'Say goodnight, Kaethen.'

Chel'rei peers at Kaethen.

You tell Chel'rei 'Not all of us have holy carrots up our bottom Sister Chel'rei, I know love

when I see it.'

Chel'rei tells you 'I'm not a sister. Just a lowly soldier.'

Kaethen says (to Chel'rei) 'Goodnight, Lady Bennett.'

Chel'rei frowns.

Chel'rei says (to Kaethen Bennett) 'I'm not a Bennett.'

Kaethen says (to Chel'rei) 'Too late!'

Chel'rei says (to Kaethen Bennett) 'I might be your wife, but I'm still Chel.'

You tell Chel'rei 'Now you are. Welcome back to the sacred prospect of marriage Sister

Chel'rei.'

Kaethen says (to You) 'She's arguing again.'

You grin.

You say 'I shall leave you to it.'

Chel'rei tells you 'Ugh. Pressure.'

Chel'rei says (to Kaethen Bennett) 'Say 'Goodnight, Chel.''

You say 'You have so much to deal with,'

Kaethen tells you 'Makes it interesting!'

Kaethen sighs.

Kaethen says (to Chel'rei) 'Goodnight, Chel..'

Chel'rei says (to You) 'Tell him it's his job to listen to me.'

Kaethen glances at Chel'rei.

You say (to Chel'rei) 'You will honor and obey your wife.'

Kaethen says (to You) 'Tell her she should be Bennett.'

You say (to Kaethen) 'You will honor and obey your wife.'

Kaethen mutters.

Chel'rei says (to Kaethen Bennett) 'Listen? Honor and obey.'

Kaethen says 'Yes, yes. I heard him.'

You say (to Chel'rei) 'You will be kind and love your husband.'

Chel'rei says (to Kaethen Bennett) 'Give me a kiss and say, 'goodnight Chel,' and then wake up

tomorrow so I don't divorce you.'

Kaethen says (to Chel'rei) 'Hear that? Kindness and love.'

You say 'And you shall both keep the spice I have seen today to keep this relationship in the

arms of Taliena.'

Chel'rei says (to You) 'I'm a Verminasian. I don't know what those words mean.'

You say 'However unorthodox your methods.'

Chel'rei says (to You) 'Taliena? Who's that?'

Chel'rei says (to Kaethen Bennett) 'Really, Kaethen, I'm falling asleep.'

You say 'I'm a bit too old fashioned for all this new fangled stuff.'

Kaethen says (to You) 'History lesson time.'

Chel'rei says (to Kaethen Bennett) 'Our own wedding has bored me to tears.'

Caenarfon puts his arms into the folds of his robes.

Chel'rei leans up to kiss him briefly.

You say 'Farewell lovebirds.'