The Joker

Name: Jack Napier (unconfirmed)

Age: 40

Race: Mutated Human

Title: The Clown Prince of Crime

Bio: Joker's past identity is unknown to all. Unsuccessful comedian, down-on-his-luck crime boss, a villain named Red Hood, nobody knows who he is, even himself. All that IS known is that he was accidentally knocked into a vat of unknown chemicals that turned his skin white, his hair green, and locked his face in a near-perpetual smile. The experience warped his mind, transforming the poor man into a psychotic, clown-like murderer who wishes to spread his insanity to all around him and prove that, to drive the sanest man to lunacy, all it takes is One Bad Day.

Costume 1: Joker from Arkham Asylum

Costume 2: New 52 Joker

Costume 3: Heath Ledger Joker

Costume 4: White tuxedo from "The Dark Knight Returns"

Costume 5: "Arthur Fleck" Joker

Voice Actor: Mark Hamill

Special Attacks:

-Chattering Teeth: Joker tosses a set of chattering teeth to the ground and it advances on the opponent. A direct hit and they will latch onto their feet, stunning them and chipping away at their health.

-Leap-Frog: Joker will hop over the opponent, planting his hands on their back and pushing them under his spread legs. Does no damage, but is useful for setting them up for an attack.

-Acid Bloom: Joker fires a short-range stream of acid at the opponent from a flower on his jacket. If hit, the opponent will stall as they try to get the burning substance off their face.

-Crowbar: Joker takes a crowbar and swings up to three times, the strongest blow being a windup-strike capable of knocking opponents off their feet.

-Joybuzzer: Command grab. Joker plants his palm into the opponent and electrocutes them before kicking them away.

-Fifty-two Pickup: Joker hurls several playing cards up into the air, the razor-sharp objects shredding nearby opponents with multiple hits.

-Extend-O-Punch: Joker pulls out an extendable boxing glove and triggers it, sending it flying forward to sock enemies from a safer distance.

Throws

FORWARD: Joker plants a pie in the opponent's face, then turns them around and gives them a kick in the pants that knocks them down.

BACKWARD: Joker pulls a shepherd's cane, hooks the opponent's neck with it, then pulls them so that they fall down.

Super Moves

-Joker-Mobile: Joker pulls out a car alarm of sorts and clicks it, calling out the ever-smiling Joker-Mobile to come roaring in, plowing into the enemy with missiles flying through the air to catch airborne foes.

-Chicago Typewriter: The Joker reaches into his pants and pulls out a Tommy Gun. After saying "Let's get wild!" he will unleash a hail of bullets on the opponent, cackling until he empties his magazine, promptly throwing the gun away afterward.

-The Killing Joke: Joker swings his crowbar in a homerun fashion and, if he lands a direct hit, will floor the opponent. Standing over them, he puts a foot on their chest to prevent them from getting up. Cackling the whole way, he batters the opponent across the face with it multiple times, then hops in the air and stamps both feet down HARD on their midsection. Finally, he reaches into his coat, pulls out an oversized revolver, and shoots them in the gut while they're still down.

FATALITIES:

-BANG! Gotcha!: Joker pulls a large revolver from his coat and points it at the opponent. When he pulls the trigger, a flag pops out that reads "BANG". Looking at it confusedly, Joker turns off the safety lock, then points it at the opponent and the flag fires at the opponent's head, revealing it's attached to a harpoon of sorts. Impaled through the forehead, the opponent falls, revealing the bloody flag while the Joker laughs insanely beside them.

-Joker Venom: Joker pulls a spray can, filled to the brim with hyper-advanced Joker Venom, then sprays the opponent in the face with it. While they start out coughing at first, the opponent soon begins laughing so hard that they're clutching at their stomach and face. Soon, their face distorts into a haunting smile and their eyes bulge from their sockets as they fall over, dead from suffocation and still smiling insanely.

Intro: The Joker strides into the ring in a showboating manner, takes a bow, then looks up with a yellow-toothed smile and straightens back up.

Outro: The Joker shakes his head slightly, then puts a hand to pinch the spot between his eyes as he starts making a chuckle motion, then he throws back his head and throws out his arms in a jovial fashion.

Intro Quotes: "Ha-hahaha! The Clown Prince of Crime has arrived!"

"Feeling glum? Then let's put a smile on that face!"

"Don't worry, you'll be laughing when I'm done with this act."

Outro Quotes: "Hmhmhmhmhm...Hehahahahahaha! BWA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Hehehehe...Now THIS is what I call a show! Agreed?"

"Hahahahaha! I can't stop laughing! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Special Character Intros:

(vs. Sweet Tooth) "What's the point of a clown motif if you don't make 'em laugh?"

(vs. Shang Tsung) "Oooh! Impressions! How's your John Wayne?"

(vs. Wonder Woman) "Oh, goodie. I'm in need of an assistant and Harley isn't here."

(vs. Spawn or Nathan Drake) "Aw, scared of clowns are we?"

(vs. Shadow) "Dark, broody and edgy doesn't quite work with rats, don't you think?"

(vs. Luke Skywalker) "Huh. I get strange memories when I lay eyes on you, Skyboy."

(vs. Eggman, Wily, Dr. Strange, or Dr. Fate) "Nyeehhh, what's up, Doc? Hehehe..."

(vs. Batman) "Batsy! How wonderful! Crowds LOVE a two-man act!"

(vs. Spider-Man) "So, you're the kid who brought down Batsy? Now, THAT'S funny!"

(vs. Superman) "Oh, all I did was talk about your red undies, Supes."

(vs. M. Bison) "Bison-baby! C'mon, what's it take to join your little fan-club?"

(vs. Robocop, Chun-Li or McGruff) "It wasn't me, officer! It was the one-armed man!"

(vs. Deadpool) "Why, a fellow in insanity! How delightful!"

(vs. Deathstroke) "Hey, Mister Wilson! Hehehe, get it?"

(vs. Captain America) "Heard through the grapevine that a little bat beat you."

(vs. Toph) "Awww, hello little girl! Ol' Uncle Joker's got some surprises for you!"

(vs. Lex Luthor) "Oh, Lexie, quit being a stick in the mud!"

(vs. Dr. Doom) "Don't worry, Vicky! The royal clown is here to make your day!"

(vs. Ganon) "You picked the wrong day to go to market, piggy!"

(vs. Darth Vader) "A gas mask? Way to cancel my best act, Darthy."

(vs. Venom or Carnage) "And here I thought ol' Clayface was a piece of work."

(vs. Ramona) "Hate to be a common purse-snatcher, but that bag o' tricks is too good to let go!"

(vs. Pinkie Pie) "So, I hear ya like to throw parties, horsey..."

(vs. Shredder) "Shreddy, my boy! Long time no see!"

(vs. Sephiroth) "Oh, Sephy, are you always this much of a sourpuss?"

(vs. Vergil, Sasuke or Hiei) "Now for the impossible challenge! Can I make Mr. Broody-Pants smile?"

(vs. Nightwing) "Well, look at you! All grown up and in your Big-Boy-Pants!"

(vs. Lucy) "You look like you could use a clown to cheer you up!"

(vs. Darkseid) "Darkseid, Darkseid, Darkseid...would it kill you to SMILE, big fella?"

(vs. Aquaman) "Bring any of your fishy friends with ya, waterboy?"

(vs. Widowmaker) "Why the cold shoulder, sweetheart? Smile a little!"

(vs. Shazam) "Hey, kiddo! Wanna see this clown do a little trick?"

(vs. Green Lantern) "So, ya find that ring in cereal or Cracker Jack?"

(vs. Johnny Cage) "Time to kill off your character, Johnny-boy!"

(vs. Lobo) "Now here's a guy who knows how to have a fun time!"

(vs. Dracula) "Tall, dark and a thing for bats. I'm gonna enjoy this!"

(vs. The Mask) "Let the ultimate comedy act begin!"

(vs. All Might) "Always smilin', arent'cha? How long can you keep it up?"

(vs. Spider-Miles) "Better squash this spider before he spins his first web..."

(vs. Static) "Well, if it isn't the drippy dry battery himself!"

(vs. Black Canary) "Methinks the canary doth protest too much!"

(vs. Booster Gold) "Well, if it isn't ol' Bluster Mold!"

Special Character Outros:

(vs. Sweet Tooth) "Laughter is the best medicine, Needles. HA-hahahahahaha!"

(vs. Shang Tsung) "I knew it! Just a one man act...eh, what the hell? HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

(vs. Wonder Woman) "Ha-ha! You ain't Bats, but you're quite the show as well, Wondie!"

(vs. Spawn) "I'm no demon...but I sure do know how to have a HELLUVA TIME!"

(vs. Shadow) "Trust me, Edgy. Your attitude is nothing a little Joker Venom can't cure! HAHAHAHAHA!"

(vs. Luke Skywalker) "For my next act--my best Mark Hamill impression!"

(vs. Batman) "Oh, trust me, Bats...THE SHOW IS ONLY JUST BEGINNING!"

(vs. Spider-Man, Spider-Man 2099 or Spider-Miles) "You do whatever a spider can...including getting squashed! HAHAHA!"

(vs. Superman) "All it takes is one bad day, Supes. One bad day to go COMPLETELY INSANE!"

(vs. M. Bison) "Can't help but admire your pearly whites, Bison. Think I'll put 'em on permanent display!"

(vs. Robocop or Chun-Li) "By order of the Joker, YOU are under arrest! HAHAHAHA!"

(vs. Deadpool) "So you can't die? HAHAHAHAHAHA! GOOD! NOW THE SHOW WILL NEVER END!"

(vs. Deathstroke) "Your name is so ironic now that you've received it, right Mr. Wilson?"

(vs. Toph) "Trust me, girly, I'm quite the hit at ANY party. Hehehehehe..."

(vs. Lex Luthor) "Y'see, Lexie? All you need to succeed in life is grins and giggles!"

(vs. Darth Vader) "Oh, you couldn't have FORCED that act any worse! HAHAHAHAHA!"

(vs. Dr. Doom) "Now let's give you a taste of your surname's literal meaning!"

(vs. Ganon) "This little piggy had a life... and THIS little piggy had NONE!"

(vs. Ramona) "With this little bag, it'll be one-stop shopping for all my toys! HAHAHAHAHA!"

(vs. Pinkie Pie) "Invite me to your next party. I just might bring the whole house down! HAHAHAHAHA!"

(vs. Nathan Drake or Ben 10) "Scared of those circus-dwelling ninnies? Then you'll love ME!"

(vs. Venom or Carnage) "So much to learn, ooze-boys. Putting on a show never hurts!"

(vs. Shredder) "Your ooze is no fun with all the mutation. I prefer makin' 'em DIE LAUGHING!"

(vs. Black Panther) "You killed Batsy?! Well, then it's an extra spray and no tuna!"

(vs. Nightwing) "Hehehehehe...Say 'hello' to your successor for me, will ya?"

(vs. Lucy) "Your attempts are WAAAAAY too straightforward! Gotta make 'em laugh first!"

(vs. Darkseid) "Lifts my spirits to bring a permanent smile to your rock-hard face! HAHAHAHAHA!"

(vs. Aquaman) "Know what'll lift Atlantean Spirits? A little pollution of Joker Venom! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

(vs. Shazam) "Lighten up and laugh a little, kiddo! Childhood's not forever, you know!"

(vs. Wario) "Oh, I think we know who has the deadlier gas! HAHAHAHAHA!"

(vs. Green Lantern) "This ring...THINK OF THE POSSIBILITIES! HAHAHAHAHA!"

(vs. Weiss or Mitsuru) "Oh, isn't it grand to just throw away the fuddy-duddy rich-girl act?"

(vs. Johnny Cage) "I'm a step up from those corny villains you fight. You see now?"

(vs. Lobo) "Looks like you suffered a LOBO-tomy! HAHAHAHAHA!"

(vs. Dracula) "I think I overdid it, 'cuz you're 'coffin' up blood! HAHAHAHA!"

(vs. The Mask) "Sorry, Bighead, but the spotlight is MINE!"

(vs. All Might) "If ya die laughin', you can smile forever! An absolute win in your book!"

(vs. Static) "Only thing you're good for is the world's largest joybuzzer! What a SHOCK! Haha!"

(vs. Black Canary) "And so it ends, not with a song, but a withering tweet! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

(vs. Gray) "I see London, I see France, I see this loser's UNDERPANTS!"

(vs. Esdeath) "Such a relentless, remorseless, 'cold' killer... I FOUND MY NEW HARLEY!"

(vs. Booster Gold) "Honestly? I think the future could use the ol' JOKER TOUCH!"

Stage: Joker's Funland

Theme Song: "Joker's Song" by Miracle of Sound

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Prologue: When trans-dimensional portals began appearing in Gotham, one happened to catch the eye of none other than Gotham's Clown Prince of Crime. The Joker, cornered by Batman, laughed as he took the only way out, all while making sure to give Batman a fond tootle-ooh. When he reappeared on the other side of the wormhole, Joker saw only one thing--an entire plethora of playmates as well as a few lab-rats for his newly-crafted Joker Venom that, via nanotechnology he procured, could even make AI's, robots, and cyborgs break down laughing via altered programming and fraying circuits. It was time to go crazy on this world!

Rival Cutscene:

(In an abandoned city street, Joker struts about the city, humming idly to himself. He pauses to stretch and sigh with every hint of satisfaction.)

Joker: Ah, this has been one entertaining audience. The problem is that it's hard to entertain a bunch of tightly-wound ninnies. I get enough of that with the ol' Batsy.

(Joker prepares to set foot on the road when a speeding truck misses him by an inch. Comically angry, he shakes his fist at the vehicle.)

Joker: *with faux-Brooklyn accent* Hey, buddy! I'm walkin' here! (squints at the truck and recognizes it) Wait a minute, I know that anywhere! (gasps) It's the ice cream truck! I think I'll sample their wares!

(Joker races off after the truck, which whirls around revealing that it is an ice cream truck, with a flaming clown head on its roof. It makes a sharp turn, then roars after the Joker, who's still chasing after it. By this point, the driver is revealed to be Needles Kane.)

Sweet Tooth: Hehehehehe...You really are crazy, scrawny! I'm gonna turn you into roadkill!

(The ice cream truck's engine roars as it gets closer and closer to the Joker, but the Clown Prince sidesteps, then hops in through the passenger-side door.)

Joker: Now, tell me, do you have Rocky Road? Oh! Needles! How've ya been, my fellow killer clown?

Sweet Tooth: SHUDDUP!

(Sweet Tooth grabs Joker by the back of the head, then slams his head into the dashboard. He appears ultimately unfazed by the attack.)

Joker: Ugh, is that how you treat ALL your customers? Let me try to lighten things up a little...

(Joker drives his elbow into Sweet Tooth's side, loosening his grip, then grabs him by the hand, the joybuzzer shocking him.)

Joker: You're obviously not sober, Needles, my guy. I'll drive from now on!

(Joker grabs the wheel and veers it sharply to the side. Before Sweet Tooth can wrestle them back under control, the ice cream truck crashes, headlong, into a nearby building. Joker jumps out mere seconds beforehand, but Sweet Tooth winds up with an airbag in his face. Joker rolls across the ground on impact, then shakily picks himself up.)

Joker: Um...is it too late to say "I'm sorry"?

(Sweet Tooth rolls out the door of his truck, then glowers at the Joker, reaches into the truck, and pulls out his cruel machete.)

Sweet Tooth: Your tricks'll only take you so far, punk. (holds up machete) You won't be laughin' if I drive THIS through your skull.

Joker: Ah, Needles, you're an embarrassment to the name of clown, you know that? What's the point of taking up the motif if you're not gonna make people laugh?

Sweet Tooth: They ain't my concern. Long as I'M the one laughin', I'm satisfied.

Joker: (sighs, then clicks tongue) I was honestly expecting a better partner in this show, but...I guess I'd better make do. (beckons) Come at me, Sweet Tooth! I left ya laughing before, so let's see if the same trick works twice!

Sweet Tooth: Hehehehe, don't push your luck!

(Fade to black.)

Ending: Sitting in his favorite armchair, the Joker sat like a proud king on his throne, his trusted assistant, Harley Quinn, right by his side, swooning over him. "Mistah J, tell me the story again." she begged, and Joker happily obliged. In his story, he overthrew the mastermind and decided to spread his insanity across the multiverse. To his utter delight, entire populations fell to it. Now, everyone understood the joke and they were ALL laughing along with him.