Lobo

Name: Unpronounceable to the Human Tongue

Age: Unknown

Race: Czarnian

Title: The Main Man

Bio: The very minute Lobo was born, he was deemed to be nothing short of "pure evil" seeing as he drove his own mother insane. After living a long life of debauchery and crime, Lobo eventually took an extreme next step by bombing his home-planet of Czarnia with a bio-weapon that annihilated all its inhabitants save for himself. Being the last of his kind, Lobo took to bounty-hunting to sate his unending bloodlust and has proven to be one of the most relentless and amoral hunters in the known universe.

Costume 1: Injustice Appearance

Costume 2: Classic Lobo

Costume 3: Santa Lobo

Costume 4: Outfit from "Superman: The Animated Series"

Costume 5: Shirtless Lobo

Voice Actor: Brad Garrett

Special Attacks:

-Pump Shot: Lobo pulls a shotgun off his back and fires a cone of scattershot. Effective at close-quarter combat, but loses effectiveness the further out he is. Can be angled high, straight, or downward.

-Czarnian Toss: Command Grab. Lobo reaches out with his hand and will perform one of three different throws.

LIGHT: Moves low. Grabs the opponent's legs and hauls them into the air for easier combos.

MEDI: Moves straight. Lobo hooks the opponent with his chain, kicks them away, then reels them back in to sock them and floor them.

HEAVY: Grabs the opponent's legs, spins them around, then lets them fly.

-Space Hook: Lobo takes his hook-chain and throws it out at varying angles. If he connects, he will haul the opponent closer to him in varying ways.

LIGHT: Aims low, trips the opponent up by the legs, then pulls them to him and stomps their face.

MEDI: Snares the opponent's neck, then pulls them straight into a haymaker.

HEAVY: Snares the opponent's midsection, then spins and hauls them into the air to slam them on the ground.

-Hook Charge: Lobo lashes out with his hook-chain. If he connects successfully, he'll haul himself towards them, shoulder-tackling them if he's close enough.

Throws

FORWARD: Lobo lifts the opponent into the air, spins them on his finger, then blasts them off with his shotgun.

BACKWARD: Lobo steps on the opponent's foot, punches them repeatedly, then lets them fall forward as he walks past them.

Super Moves:

-Nuclear Shells: Lobo loads his shotgun with ammo marked with the nuclear symbols and grins evilly. For the next 5 seconds, his shotgun blasts will boast more explosive power and greater effective range (and a green coloration).

-Frag This: Lobo reaches behind him, then pulls out an impossibly-huge heavy machine gun and fires it with a maniacal grin. After a two-second burst, the gun will shift gears and fire three grenades at the opponent that will explode on impact.

-Space Hog: Lobo hops on his bike and speeds at the opponent. If he connects properly, he will hook their neck with his chain and drag them around at high speed, eventually escaping the atmosphere of the planet and taking them through an asteroid field, where he plants them into many meteorites. He then turns around, goes back to the planet, lighting up on atmospheric re-entry, then brakes suddenly and flings the opponent to the ground, freeing them from his chain.

FATALITIES:

-Compressed Snack: Lobo pulls out two large hunks of metal and sandwiches the opponent between them. He then begins to compress them with his bare hands as if they were paper, until both the metal and the opponent are crushed down to a blood-red sphere the size of a gumball. Holding it up in his hand, he tosses it in the air and catches it in his mouth like one would a piece of popcorn, then belches.

-Doin' Donuts: Lobo takes a hook-chain, then rams it into the opponent's chest. He then whistles, calling his bike into the arena and hops on. With the roar of an engine, Lobo begins to do donuts, dragging the opponent behind him as he spins getting faster and faster with each passing moment. The opponent takes regular face-plants and crash-burns before the centrifugal force tears them in half, spilling their insides.

Intro: A futuristic space-bike flies into the arena and a heavy, leather boot slams on the ground, the camera panning up to reveal Lobo tossing a cigar over his shoulder and readying a hook-chain.

Outro: Lobo takes a drag from a fresh cigar, exhales a cloud of smoke, then hops on his bike, flips his opponent the bird and takes off at high speeds.

Intro Quotes: "Give ya 'til ten before you're dead. TEN!"

"The more ya fight, the more this'll hurt, so go crazy."

"Time to liven up this joint!"

Outro Quotes: "THAT, my friend, is why they call me the Main Man."

"I better be gettin' paid overtime for this one."

"Face the facts, buddy. You just got fragged!"

Special Character Intros:

(vs. Ghost Rider) "Hey, Bastich! How d'ya feel about goin' for Round Two?"

(vs. Samus or Zero Suit Samus) "Not often I see a hunter as good-lookin' as you, sweetheart."

(vs. Boba Fett, Taokaka or Deathstroke) "Lookin' to make a fortune? Too bad. The buck stops here."

(vs. Wonder Woman or Captain Marvel) "Gotta love me a lady that can hit hard."

(vs. most female characters) "Well, hel-lo, beautiful! Lookin' to impress the Main Man?"

(vs. Haggar) "I'll make ya WISH you were fightin' the Mad Gears, grandpa!"

(vs. Vegeta, Shadow, or Edward Elric) "Tryin' to talk tough with YOUR stature? You're funny."

(vs. Kratos) "You killed gods, eh baldy? That's cute."

(vs. Spawn or Scorpion) "I been to Hell before. Kinda overrated."

(vs. Doomguy) "The Bane of Hell? Sounds like you're my kinda guy."

(vs. Batman) "Hey, Bat-stich! You gonna freeze up if I bring up yer mama again?"

(vs. Goku) "Well, if it ain't the geek who fought the other geek. This'll be fun!"

(vs. Superman) "I gotta deal with this geek again? My pleasure!"

(vs. Sol Badguy) "Finally! Someone with good taste in music!"

(vs. Deadpool) "Seem like my kinda guy. Shame I gotta frag ya."

(vs. Iron Man or Lex Luthor) "Gotta get through that metal to get the squishy geek underneath? 'Kay!"

(vs. Tifa) "So, ya use a move called 'Dolphin Blow'? This I gotta see!"

(vs. Wolverine) "Lookit this kitty. Thinks he can take me with his widdle claws!"

(vs. Dante) "Another version o' you that you're ashamed of? I can relate."

(vs. Bayonetta) "Heaven AND Hell hate ya? You're just my type, gorgeous!"

(vs. Joker) "I got a joke for ya. What's black, white, and red all over?"

(vs. Sweet Tooth) "Cute ride there, bozo. Does it play the cutesy music, too?"

(vs. Hulk) "You don't wanna make the Main Man angry, greenie!"

(vs. Doomsday) "Oh, I can tell this'll be a LONG fight...MY FAVORITE!"

(vs. Venom or Carnage) "What the frag're you supposed to be, slimeball?"

(vs. Ichigo) "Come for my soul, huh? Warnin' ya now--I bite."

(vs. Daredevil) "I ain't comfy punchin' blind guys...Oh, who am I kiddin'?!"

(vs. Thanos) "Ooh, that glove looks expensive. Blast your chin off for it, prune-face!"

(vs. Aquaman or Namor) "Ya wouldn't happen to have brought any dolphins with ya, huh fishstick?"

(vs. Wario) "Hey, Lardo! I hear you got quite the hoard o' dough."

(vs. Ben 10) "Never met a Czarnian, have ya shrimpo?"

(vs. Green Lantern) "Hey, Lantern! Don't make me smack you with YOUR disembodied ring-hand!"

(vs. Sasuke or Hiei) "Feels like killin' my retcon. HELL YEAH! This'll be fun!"

(vs. The Mask) "Long time no see, ya Big-Headed looney!"

(vs. All Might) "Folks're gonna have to learn to live without their big, blue babysitter."

(vs. Black Canary or Sindel) "Heya, sweetheart. Here to sing me a song?"

(vs. Booster Gold) "Your manager says ya owe him big time. Sent me to collect."

Special Character Outros:

(vs. Ghost Rider) "One less bastich, one more fraggin'. Just the way I like it!"

(vs. Boba Fett, Taokaka or Deathstroke) "Geez, you hunters are all dime-a-dozen paper-wads, aren'tcha?"

(vs. Wonder Woman) "The Main Man don't need a bit of gold string to get guys talkin'."

(vs. Spawn or Scorpion) "Ah, you hellspawn geeks are all talk and no walk."

(vs. Doomguy) "Those weapons of yours are kickass. I'm stealin' 'em!"

(vs. Batman) "You thought you could take me, Bat-stich? Cute."

(vs. Spider-Man) "I'm a lotta things, geek. 'Friendly Neighborhood' ain't one of 'em!"

(vs. Goku) "You got some real Dragon Balls thinkin' you could take me!"

(vs. Superman) "Now I want my 'I killed Superman' T-shirt!"

(vs. Ragna, Zoro or Ace) "Hoo-boy! Next to killin', getting a fat ol' paycheck is the best!"

(vs. Sol Badguy) "Eh, Badguy is too on-the-nose. Lobo's to-the-point AND kickass!"

(vs. Deadpool) "Death doesn't do it for ya, eh? Small universe."

(vs. Tifa) "A thing for dolphins AND a gift with booze? Y'sound like MY kinda lady!"

(vs. Wolverine) "Only thing ya scratched, stubby, is that itch I was sufferin'. Thanks!"

(vs. Dante) "Just be glad those bastich-ized versions got shelved. Might ease the pain a little."

(vs. Joker) "So, you didja get the punchline or am I gonna have to REALLY hammer it home?"

(vs. Sweet Tooth) "Got raisin rum in there? Your life's ridin' on the answer."

(vs. Hulk) "I think I did more Smashin' than you, Smash-ee!"

(vs. Doomsday) "Keep comin', Spike. I got LOADS of ways to kill geeks like you!"

(vs. Venom or Carnage) "Now I gotta clean my boots, ya ugly bastiche."

(vs. Ichigo) "Soul Society? Sounds like a fun place to frag after all this."

(vs. Thanos) "Death is overrated, Grimace. Take it from the Main Man!"

(vs. Aquaman) "ALWAYS respect your dolphins. They're nothin' short of the best!"

(vs. Namor) "Do NOT speak lowly of dolphins, speedo-boy. Dolphins are the greatest!"

(vs. Wario) "Oh yeah, I can almost TASTE the money now!"

(vs. Ben 10) "Now that I know what that watch is, I'm gonna have one HELLUVA TIME!"

(vs. Green Lantern) "I can walk right through your walls. You never learn, do ya?!"

(vs. Sasuke) "Well. So much for your big revenge scheme, eh slugger?"

(vs. Hiei) "You and your sister'll fetch double-price, Tri-Clops."

(vs. Mob or Tatsumaki) "Let this be a lesson, glowstick! I ain't above fraggin' brats like you!"

(vs. The Mask) "Remember when we fragged a whole system? Fun time, gotta do it again!"

(vs. All Might) "Sorry, but All Might ain't here now. Only the Main Man!"

(vs. Black Canary or Sindel) "Damn... That was the worst singin' I ever heard!"

(vs. Booster Gold) "Geez, I think your suit's worth more than you, goldie."

Stage: Lair of the Main Man

Theme Song: Lobo's Theme from "Superman: The Animated Series"

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Prologue: The Main Man soared through the galaxy, blasting heavy-metal all the way through and plowing through any unfortunate sap that happened to be in his way. He was hauling in his latest bounty when a portal appeared right in front of him and, even when slamming the brakes as hard as he could, he couldn't stop and landed, face-first, into the world of Death Battle. Upon learning just where he was, he promptly forgot about his old paycheck and decided to take any and all opportunities that this one had to offer--money, bloodshed, revenge and a rip-roaring good time.

Rival Cutscene:

(In a vast desert, a lone city stands completely devoid of life. Suddenly, a blast of energy explodes through the roof. Inside one building, Lobo sits in a chair with a huge hand-cannon in hand and his legs propped up on a desk. He looks...surprisingly-bored, even as he points his cannon in another direction and blasts another hole in the roof.)

Lobo: *yawns* Ugh, this is gettin' lame. Thought fer sure someone'd show up by now. (eyes go wide) WHOA! MOSQUITO! (fires again) Got 'em.

(Impatiently, Lobo gets up and begins pacing around, firing his cannon every so often to kill boredom. Suddenly, there comes an impact from behind him and a grin spreads across his face.)

Lobo: FINALLY. Been tryin' to get someone's attention all day.

(Lobo turns to face his opponent, but his demeanor falters slightly when he sees the familiar spandex and flaming skull of the Spirit of Vengeance, Ghost Rider. His demeanor returns in an instant, however, and he scratches his chin with intrigue.)

Lobo: Well, lookie what we got here! And I was just itchin' for a little payback, too.

Ghost Rider: You really want to try your luck again, Lobo of Czarnia?

Lobo: Hey, whatever don't kill me... (pulls back a fist and decks Ghost Rider hard enough to send him flying back) Only gives ME time to kill THEM!

(Ghost Rider picks himself up, puts his jaw back into place, then whips off his chain.)

Ghost Rider: Hell's too good for you, Lobo. I'll save them the misery.

Lobo: Yeah, yeah, but first things first... (whistles)

(With a running start, Lobo hurls himself from the window, catching the handlebars of his Space Hog and flying up so that Ghost Rider can see him.)

Lobo: Let's take this to the road, ya boneheaded bastich!

Ghost Rider: Don't mind if I do. (snaps his fingers and summons his Hell Bike) Let's ride.

(Ghost Rider takes off on his bike just as Lobo speeds off, the two bikes tearing through the desert, side-by-side. Lobo gives Ghost Rider a look, then grins madly as he whips out his chain hook and slams the brakes. Ghost Rider tears past him, then makes a wide turn, whipping out his Hell Chain. Both lock eyes from afar, then slam the gas. Their bikes roar as they speed forward, their riders swinging their chains over their heads like lassos.)

Ending: Beating the Mastermind was basically no problem at all for the Main Man and, while it didn't promote as much bloodshed as he had hoped it would, it flung open the doors for countless other opportunities. After several escapades across countless universes, the Main Man was set for dozens upon dozens of lifetimes, seated on a throne of money (from dozens of different currencies) and booze. And around his throne? Dozens of bounty hunters he'd fragged for so much as thinkin' he should share the bounty. Lobo truly had it good today.