Deadpool

Name: Wade Wilson

Age: Mind your own business!

Race: Mutagenic Human

Title: The Merc with a Mouth

Bio: The day his father Odin banished him to Earth, Wade Wilson was bitten by a vampire and had radioactive waste dumped in his eyes-what the? DAMMIT, WADE! First the profile pic and now this?! (ahem) Wade Wilson was a mercenary who lived a good life with his fiancee until he learned about his diagnosis with terminal cancer. In a desperate attempt to save his own life, he joined the Weapon X program who infused his DNA with Wolverine’s, giving him an accelerated healing factor to combat the cancer that left him hideously-deformed and ultimately drove him crazy. He later escaped, took up the title of “Deadpool”, and became a mercenary (though he prefers “Cleanser of the Gene Pool”), ultimately doing what he wanted when he wanted...and pissing several people off as a result..

Costume 1: Traditional Costume

Costume 2: Cable Getup

Costume 3: Classic X-Men Costume

Costume 4: Pirate Deadpool

Costume 5: Rapper Deadpool

Voice Actor: Nolan North

Special Attacks

-Trigger Happy: Deadpool whips out a pair of handguns and fires a series of bullets. Can fire low to the ground, chest-level, or up in the air at an angle. Also, if a button is pushed before firing, Deadpool will jump back and throw an object…

*Pineapple Surprise!: Deadpool throws an F1 grenade that bounces slightly across the ground and explodes on contact with the enemy.

*Present For Ya!: Deadpool throws a series of shuriken in a fan-shaped pattern

*Get Along, Li’l Doggie!: Deadpool throws bolas that ensnare the enemy, holding them still for a brief time.

-Teleport Belt: Deadpool shouts “BAMF!” and vanishes in a flash of light. If used too often, the belt will short-circuit and explode, damaging Deadpool and anyone too close to him.

-Katana-Rama: Deadpool whips out a katana and either slashes down at the enemy’s feet, forward while shouting “Chimichangas!”, or spinning towards the enemy in a tornado fashion with two katanas in hand.

-Box Shield: Deadpool makes an exclamation and, depending on what quote box pops up, will have a different defensive property.

*Exclamation!: A jagged-edged exclamation star that can be thrown like a shuriken after it absorbs an attack.

*White Box: Reflects projectiles

*Yellow Box: Absorbs special attacks up to three times before breaking.

Throws

FORWARD: Deadpool stabs the opponent through the feet with his katana, then pulls a pistol and shoots them, point-blank, in the head.

BACKWARD: Deadpool stabs the opponent through the feet, then teleports behind them and shoots them in the back of the head.

Super Moves

-Cuttin’ Time: Deadpool draws his katanas, then dashes through the opponent multiple times, all the while singing “Lalalalala, lalalala, lalala!”

-Merc’s Revenge: Deadpool whips out a pair of submachine guns and jumps in a cartwheel fashion, firing all the way. He lands on the ground, then jumps again, this time in a pirouette fashion, all while still firing.

-Fourth Wall Crisis: Deadpool strikes a girly pose and walks toward the opponent. If the opponent attacks, Deadpool tosses a flash grenade that goes off and stuns them. He jumps up, grabs his health bar and belts the enemy over the head with it. He then takes his Hyper Meter and smacks the enemy across the face with it, winds up to hit a home run and hits home, sending the enemy into the air and to the other side of the field.

OHMIGOD! I HAVE FATALITIES? YAY!!!:

-Time for a Selfie: Deadpool whips out a katana and slashes the opponents legs out from underneath them, then cuts off their head. While it's still flipping into the air, he pulls out a phone, points the camera at himself, then reaches out and catches the head and holds it up to his own. The camera flashes, then focus shifts to Deadpool's webpage, front page being of him holding up the severed head in front of their mangled body and the title reading "Just Gettin' A Head". Various characters start commenting their thoughts on the image.

-Shut up and Die: Deadpool takes a pistol and shoots the opponent's legs, forcing them to their knees, then kicks them on their face and draws a katana. With an evil snicker, he takes aim with it and rams the blade up their ass, the opponent screaming in pain until it's buried up to the handguard. Deadpool then shoots them in the head out of simple irritation from their screaming.

Intro: Deadpool is crouching while looking at a centerfold, turns to notice the enemy behind him, puts the magazine away, then takes a combat pose.

Outro: Deadpool points at the camera, then grabs it and shoves his face into it as though talking directly to the player.

Intro Quotes: "Who was I supposed to kill again? Eh, doesn’t matter!"

"Check me out! I’m the Ghost of Christmas KICK-YOUR-ASS!"

"(idle humming) Oh! We’re on? Guess my comic’ll have to wait!"

Outro Quotes: "Heeey! Yeah, you! I’m down here, busting my ass while you’re sitting on yours, watching me jump around? How is THAT fair?”

"You WERE recording that, weren’t you, player? No? Hehe…WHADDYA MEAN YOU WEREN’T RECORDING THAT?!"

"So, Wiz and Boomstick, what’s the REAL reason you stalled my fight for so long? ANSWER ME, DAMMIT!"

Special Character Intros:

(vs. Deathstroke) "Deathstroke, old buddy! Hope you’re not too sore about the whole ‘me killing you’ thing."

(vs. Pinkie Pie) "Not enough walls in this game for BOTH of us, pardner..."

(vs. The Mask) "Hey, it's time for another routine! Let's give 'em a show!"

(vs. Boba Fett) "Aw, you're just mad 'cuz Sam Jackson killed your daddy!"

(vs. any Street Fighter character) "Hey, I freakin’ LOVE Street Fighter! Autograph your spleen for me?"

(vs. any Mortal Kombat character) "How did anyone enjoy these games without ME in them?"

(vs. Ninja Turtles) "(singing) Heroes in a half shell! Turtle Power!"

(vs. Taokaka) "FINALLY, a bounty hunter that clicks with me!"

(vs. Kratos) "Gonna give ya a strong lesson in kick-ass, 'boy'!"

(vs. Spawn) "Hey, nice symbiote suit ya got there, Al."

(vs. Vegeta or Goku) "What’s the scouter say about your Loser Level? OVER NINE-THOUSAND!"

(vs. Shadow) "Hate to re-tread old ground, but 'OW, THE EDGE'!"

(vs. Mai, Ivy, Tifa, or Yang) “Alright, let’s get this fight-HOLY CRAP! ARE THOSE REAL?!”

(vs. Rainbow Dash) "TASTE THE RAINBOW!!! ...I want Skittles, okay?"

(vs. Luke Skywalker, Darth Vader or Obi-Wan) "So many Star Wars quotes. So little time..."

(vs. Doomguy) “Warnin’ ya now, Doomy. I’m taking your weapons after this.”

(vs. Eggman) "Doctor Eggman! Snoo-PING AS usual, I see!"

(vs. Spider-Man) "Gonna rough you up like a Broadway Musical!"

(vs. most Pokemon) "Gotta catch some of ‘em!”

(vs. Pikachu) "Aw, I was hopin' for the detective one to be here."

(vs. Shao Kahn or M. Bison) "THIS is for all those quarters I burned through at the arcade!"

(vs. Fox) “DO A BARREL ROLL! Hey, somebody had to say it…"

(vs. Bucky) "Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits!"

(vs. Tails) "Hoo-boy! Haven't seen ya go solo since the Game Gear days."

(vs. Majin Buu) "Tellin' ya now, if I was food, I'd TOTALLY be a strawberry Pop-Tart."

(vs. Ragna) "How's the family? Dysfunctional and incestuous as always, I take it?"

(vs. Wolverine) "Hey, Wolvie! Is it true you lost to a prepubescent streaker?"

(vs. Raiden) "Ya beat Wolvie, didja? With or without nanomachines, son?"

(vs. any Digimon) "Digimon, Digital Monsters! Digimon are the-I'll stop singing now."

(vs. Dante) "Take it from me, Dante, pizza's good, but chimichangas RULE!"

(vs. Bayonetta) "Hey, I freakin' LOVE your games! You gonna tease your ass in this one, too?"

(vs. The Flash) "Well, shoot! Left my atomic banana peel back home!"

(vs. Amy) "Well, aren't you just a yandere in the making."

(vs. Ramona) "An Amazon Worker? You poor, miserable creature..."

(vs. Hulk) "Look, if this is about me makin' fun of your mama, I'm sorry, okay?!"

(vs. Nathan Drake) "Check it out, Nate! My Nolan North impression is on-point!"

(vs. Zero) "So! What're you fighting for?"

(vs. Crash or Daredevil) "Now I feel bad for having to punch the differently-abled..."

(vs. Pit) "Gotta love when amateurs try to break the fourth wall..."

(vs. Dr. Strange) "Hey, it's Doctor Normal! Well, normal compared to ME anyway."

(vs. Carnage) "Ugh. Of all the days to forget the dubstep gun..."

(vs. Roshi or Jiraiya) "Whaddya say? Winner gets a copy of your book?"

(vs. Thanos) "Hey, Thanos, ol' buddy! Still rockin' the chin, I see!"

(vs. Darkseid) "So...sit in any good chairs lately?"

(vs. Aquaman) "Ooh, sorry. No fishies for you to talk to here!"

(vs. Namor) "Hey, it's Namor! The friend that nobody cares about!"

(vs. Volnutt) "Hey, too bad about Legends 3. You were almost off the moon."

(vs. Shazam) "Dun-dada-DUUUN! Puberty Powers Activate!"

(vs. Ben 10) "Must've been MURDER for the devs to work you in, Benny."

(vs. Green Lantern) "My buddy Ryan paid me good money to kick your ass."

(vs. Wario) "Anyone smell a septic tank? 'Cuz I sure do!"

(vs. Mitsuru) "Don't go spammin' Marin Karin on me, Mitzy!"

(vs. Johnny Cage) "Johnny gets a boot up his ass, Take One! Action!"

(vs. Captain Falcon) "FAL-COWN! PAWNCH! So cool..."

(vs. Ghost Rider) "Ooh, another clipshow of me being awesome? Lay it on me!"

(vs. Lobo) "This'll probably take forever, but I don't care. This guy makes for KICKASS company!"

(vs. Sasuke) "Hey! It's the guy who's simultaneously the most-loved AND most-hated in Naruto!"

(vs. Dracula) "DIE, MONSTER! You don't belong in this world! Heh. Classic."

(vs. Spider-Miles) "Heyo, Miles! Remember the time we saved Christmas together?"

(vs. War Machine) "Upgraded from the re-skin, I see! Excellente!"

(vs. Cable) "No way! CABLE?! It is ABOUT! FRIGGIN'! TIME!"

Special Character Outros:

(vs. Deathstroke) “Yeah, I just beat Slade Friggin’ Wilson. AGAIN. Whatcha gonna do about it? Huh? HUH?!”

(vs. Pinkie Pie) "Hey, player! You think it's fun to make two BFF's fight to the death? WELL SCREW YOU, THEN!"

(vs. The Mask) "Aaaand that's all, folks! Nothin' to do but fade to the results screen-and there we go..."

(vs. any Street Fighter character) “I totally get the cover for the next Street Fighter game, right Capcom? Right?”

(vs. any Mortal Kombat character) "Y’know what the next Mortal Kombat needs? DEADPOOL! YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT, PLAYER!"

(vs. Ninja Turtles) "Y'know, everyone assumes I'm a Michelangelo, but I think I'm more of a Leonardo. Just sayin'."

(vs. Mai, Ivy, Tifa, or Yang) "C’mon, player, back me up here. They can't be real! There’s no way that teeth THAT sparkly-white could exist!"

(vs. Vegeta or Goku) “Oh yeah, I just beat your favorite Dragonball character. BRING ON THE HATE, FANBOYS!"

(vs. Shadow) "Seriously, whose brilliant idea was it to give the emo edgehog here frickin' firearms?"

(vs. Kratos) "Seriously, dude, HOW do you get facial hair like that? I've been tryin' for years and got nothin'!"

(vs. Spawn) "I'm telling ya--symbiote suit bonded to a total brickhouse? This guy's totally Venom!"

(vs. Luke Skywalker) "I am your father! It's a trap! Use the Force! Search your fee-HEY! I'm not done yet!"

(vs. Harry Potter) "Go read your spellbooks, kid. I'll stick to my centerfolds of Bayonetta!"

(vs. Batman) "So much for that 'Popularity Plot Armor', Batsy. Where is your fanbase now?!"

(vs. Spider-Man) "Bet you’re wondering how I got past his Spidey Sense. Well, I loaded my gun with nothin’ but stray bullets!"

(vs. Pikachu) "Hey, player, ya remember that MY movie actor played Detective Pikachu-Oh, you knew? Nevermind."

(vs. He-Man) "And I said Heyayayaya-Not enough time for that routine?! DAMMIT!"

(vs. M. Bison) "This revenge is delicious! Yes! YES!"

(vs. Majin Buu) "All this food in his moveset is making me hungry. Hey, player, got any chimichangas on ya?"

(vs. Ragna) "Y'know, no matter how rough things get, I always tell myself 'Could be worse. I could be Ragna'!"

(vs. Darth Vader) "So, what're the benefits of turning to the Dark Side? Real estate? Health insurance? Details, DETAILS!"

(vs. Wolverine) "Ya see that? That's how ya beat, Wolverine, people! And ya don't even need an HF Katana! HAHAHAHAHA!"

(vs. Raiden) "So, Wolvie, howd'ja lose to this guy? Were you too busy wondering if he had any balls? Heeheehee..."

(vs. Dante) "Hehehe...maybe you should let Nero do your fightin' next time, Skippy."

(vs. Bayonetta) "Whaddya say, player? Think Bayo owes me a wild night after this? Eh? EH?"

(vs. The Flash) "Let me tell ya, I could STILL beat this guy in a chimichanga-eating contest. I already ate three just now."

(vs. The Scout) "I got an idea! How about I get my own TF2 Class? 'The Merc!' Has a nice ring to it, right?"

(vs. Amy) "Sonic, buddy... This chick is gonna one day kill your friends, break your legs and chain you to her basement. DO YOU WANT THAT?!"

(vs. Ramona) "And how do ya like that? I STILL don't have my package! Does ANY mailing service have ANY solid work standards?!"

(vs. Hulk) "Oh, thank sweet, merciful LORD! I gotta tell ya, bein' a puddle is REALLY inconvenient for me, player."

(vs. Doomsday) "Hey, Player? I come close to wetting myself every time you make me fight this guy. Can't I fight Dan instead? PLEEEEASE?"

(vs. Crash) "Alright. I heard ya say 'pancakes'. Just say one little word...CHIMICHANGA."

(vs. Lucy) "Okay, designers, I get the whole censorship thing. But have you SEEN her series? C'mon, just this one time?"

(vs. Roshi or Jiraiya) "Hey, wait a minute! You just wrote this CHEAP-O FANFICTION?! I WANT MY MONEY BACK!!!"

(vs. Thanos) "News Flash: Death is SOOOOO not into you! Turns out I'M the guy who's her type. Hehehe..."

(vs. Darkseid) "Hey, been meaning to ask--How's Thanos' throne suitin' ya? Is it comfy or what?"

(vs. Aquaman) "Hey, I've seen the BBC documentaries. It's not better down where it's wetter, it's WORSE! IT'S MUCH WORSE!!!"

(vs. Namor) "And guess what? This guy came before Aquaman...and Aquaman still got the better deal! OH, THE IRONY!!!"

(vs. any Megaman incarnation) "Hey, remember when Megaman got snubbed out of Marvel vs. Capcom 3? Well now they're ALL here!"

(vs. Ben 10) "Aw, don't be so butthurt that your favorite alien didn't make it, player. Game's only got so much room, y'know?"

(vs. Green Lantern) "Hey, player! You saw that movie, right? Could that mask get ANY faker? Looked like frickin' silly putty!"

(vs. Wario) "So, here's the thing. I need a new game and no one's wanting to take it on. WarioWare is my only hope!"

(vs. Johnny Cage) "Yeah, and to rub in a little salt, Little Johnny? My movie was TOTALLY better than anything you put out. Hehehehe..."

(vs. Captain Falcon) "So, when's this guy getting a new game, Nintendo? Don't leave us hangin'..."

(vs. Edward Elric) "Level with me here, player... I'm not the only one who never forgot Nina, right?"

(vs. Ghost Rider) "Hey, it coulda been worse, player. We coulda gotten a crappy Nick Cage movie instead-wait, that exists?"

(vs. Sasuke) "I can hear the cheers of the haters...and the sobs of the fangirls! Music to my frickin' ears!"

(vs. Dracula) "Tell me, who's nothin' but a miserable pile of secrets NOW, Count Chocula?"

(vs. All Might) "Soooo... We gettin' a Vigilantes anime anytime soon? C'mon, let's have it!"

(vs. War Machine) "Is it Howard or Cheadle under that helmet? I never know these days."

(vs. Cable) "What're we gonna do now, buddy ol' pal? I'm rarin' to have another 'Cable and Deadpool' adventure!"

(vs. Obi-Wan) "Sorry, ol' Benny! High ground doesn't help much in games like this one. Am I right, player?"

Stage: Pool-O-Vision

Theme Song: Deadpool’s Theme from “Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3”

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Prologue: Hey, internets, it's me--the Merc with a Mouth, the Regenerating Degenerate, the ever-lovable DEADPOOL! Where's the other guy givin' the info about what I'm doin' here? Hell if I know. Anyway, I was doin' ME things which include murder, target practice, murder, video games, murder, hittin' it up with the ladies-callmesometime, and MURDER. Then, for reasons I'm sure only the writer of this bio knows, a portal shows up and entices me into walking into it. Hey, it was Tuesday and I had nothing better to do, alright? In this world based on the RoosterTeeth show, I'm bound to meet new friends...enemies...whatever and one thing is certain--heads will roll and asses will be sore!

Rival Cutscene:

(Deadpool is waltzing down a city street, twirling a handgun around his index finger, cowboy-style, and whistling a happy tune.)

Deadpool: I have no idea why, but I have the sudden urge to monologue a bit. I mean, what else have I got to do with no one else to talk to? Not like anyone's around to hassle me about it. AHEM! Oh, MAN! You would not believe the dough I'm gonna get outta some of these chumps. Just a little more and I'll get the biggest score I've gotten in forever-

(Deadpool walks past a "wanted" poster, the camera staying on it seconds after he passes...then he zips right back to inspect it.)

Deadpool: What-ho? They have these HERE, too? First time for everything-HEY! It's Strokey! Oh, I haven't seen the guy since that Death Battle show! How much does someone wantcha for? (studies closer) What?! GAH! He's STILL worth ten dollars more than my OWN bounty? What a load of-did these jerks even SEE that battle where I gave his ass a royal thrashing?

???: Guess not, you blabbering moron.

(Deadpool whirls around to see Deathstroke pointing a gun at him.)

Deadpool: Well, speak of the devil and he shall appear! I see your head's still nicely-attached and you got your eye back. Where've ya been hiding, Slade?

Deathstroke: Going through the same chump-change that you have. Now, however, it'll be me who serves YOUR head on a platter.

Deadpool: Ooh, bold threat there, Strokey. Guess I could do with kickin' your ass again. I mean, c'mon! We all know how this is gonna turn out, considering this is a DEATH BATTLE game, right?

Deathstroke: I will be sure to cut off your head and shut you up this time.

Deadpool: Aww, doesn't like unfriendly reminders. Well, here comes another one, One-Stroke. (cracks knuckles, then draws a pair of handguns) Strike a pose! We're ready for a DEATH BATTLE!!!

(Both take aim, ready to fire.)

Deadpool: Aaaaand fade to black!

(Fade to black.)

Ending: Whew...Gotta tell ya, player. Beatin' this game wasn't easy. You KNOW how much those guns, swords, and god-knows-what-else HURT? A WHOLE FRICKIN' LOT, that's how much! Well, doesn't matter now, because I kicked this anonymous mastermind's ass and seized control of his power. The multiverse is now my burrito and I made just as many friends as I did enemies in my trans-dimensional travels. Dante, Bayonetta, Taokaka, they're all a blast! Eating out and havin' a few drinks has never been so much fun! Sure, we kinda left part of a city in ruins when some dumbasses tried crashin' the party, but ya know the saying--"Take the good with the bad". Ah, if only Cable could see me now...