Taokaka

Name: Taokaka

Age: Unknown

Race: Kaka

Title: Guardian of the Kaka

Bio: Taokaka is a member of the Kaka, a race of cat-like people that were genetically engineered to be weapons. She is their most respected and skilled warrior, and works as a bounty hunter in order to hone her own fighting skills and bring back money for her village and family. While she is after the wanted criminal Ragna the Bloodedge, she often forgets her own mission and has in fact befriended him, not knowing that he is the man she's looking for. Despite this, Taokaka has made her name as a skilled warrior with amazing speed and power.

Costume 1: Traditional Appearance

Costume 2: Jubei Cloak and Mask

Costume 3: Totokaka Costume

Costume 4: Mechakaka

Costume 5: "Good Guy"-inspired costume

Voice Actor: Philece Sampler

Special Moves:

-Cat Spirit One!: Taokaka slashes at the opponent quickly with both of her claws.

-Cat Spirit Two!: Taokaka performs a speeding kick at the opponent, knocking them back to the ground.

-Cat Spirit Three!: Taokaka ducks down extends her claws and sends the opponent into the air, before standing and slashing them again, sending them higher. Finally, she slashes the opponent to the other side of the screen.

-Kitty Litter Special!: Taokaka shuffles through her cloak and throws out a random item at the opponent. Objects include an apple, a pillow, a fish skeleton, a hammer, or a bomb, each causing varying forms of damage.

-Cat Jump!: Taokaka leaps towards the opponent in a single bounce and tackles them before backflipping backwards.

-Slashy Slashy!: Taokaka ducks down and turns her claws into sawblades, sending the opponent into the air and useful against airborne foes.

Throws

FORWARD: Taokaka falls on her back, taking the opponent with her, then bats them into the air repeatedly with her claws before swatting them away and standing back up.

BACKWARD: Taokaka runs around the opponent and slashes them in the back three times, the third grounding them. She will then say "Tag! You're it!"

Super Moves:

-I'mma Beat the Crap Outta You!: Taokaka jumps and tackles the opponent, pinning them to the ground before unsheathing her claws. She then proceeds to slash at the opponent so viciously, a dust cloud forms around them before she jumps away, letting the cloud dissipate and revealing her opponent flat-out on their back.

-Attack Meow Pow!: Taokaka jumps at the opponent from an upward angle and begins barraging them with a flurry of attacks that send them pinballing across the screen before sending them upwards into the air. Unsheathing her claws one last time, she performs a devastating final slashing uppercut on the opponent.

FATALITIES:

-Doctor Tao is In: Taokaka jumps onto the opponent and pins them, face-up, on the ground. After exclaiming something about "seeing what's inside", she plunges a set of claws into their midsection and pulls their stomach apart. She then begins digging out entrails until there's literally only their spine left. She groans in sadness, then trudges off, leaving the opponent's hollowed-out body behind.

-Kill-y Litter Special: Taokaka pulls an apple core from inside her cloak and lobs it at the opponent, causing them to start in surprise. After that comes a wrench that clunks them on the head, followed by a pillow. As the opponent pulls it off and makes to tell her to stop, they see a bowling ball coming at their head with incredible speed. The bowling ball takes the top part of their head off, leaving only their lower jaw, tongue, and throat visible, and the opponent crumples to the ground, Taokaka doing a sort of victory dance.

Intro: Taokaka stands in plain sight, watching a butterfly, then snaps her attention to the opponent and unsheathes her claws.

Outro: Taokaka does a somewhat-lengthy victory dance before suddenly sitting down in a tired fashion.

Intro Quotes: "Meow? Oh! Hey, let's play!"

"Eh? Playtime again? YAY!"

"ALL RIGHT!"

Outro Quotes: "Nya ha, nya ha, nya haaa! No match for me!"

"Nya ha, nya ha, nya haaa! I'm bored."

"Oooh? Hohoho! Yay for Tao!"

Special Character Intros:

(vs. Felicia) "I remember you! LET'S PLAY!"

(vs. Boba Fett or Deathstroke) "You're looking for "Rawgnya"? Me too!"

(vs. Ninja Turtles) "If I win, does that mean Tao gets pizza?"

(vs. Yoshi) "Happy dinosaur! Tao wanna ride happy dino!"

(vs. Mai Shiranui, Ivy Valentine, Tifa Lockhart, or Yang Xiao Long) "(gasps) It's the Booby Lady!"

(vs. Cloud Strife, Sol Badguy, or Dante) "Good Guy, is that you?"

(vs. Zelda or Peach) "Hey, you look just like the princess some guy wants to kidnap!"

(vs. Spider-Man, Spider-Man 2099 or Spider-Miles) "SPIDER?! TAO SQUASH SPIDER!!!"

(vs. Pikachu) "MOUSE! TAO GOTTA CHASE MOUSE! HERE I COME!"

(vs. Lion-O) "Huh? What kinda Kaka are you?"

(vs. most villains) "Grr...I'M GONNA BEAT THE CRAP OUTTA YOU!!!"

(vs. Ragna) "(gasp) GOOD GUY!"

(vs. Kirby) "BUBBLEGUM! Tao will blow gigantic bubble!!!"

(vs. Deadpool) "Ooh, you look fun! Let's play, Mr. Walkie-Talkie!"

(vs. Wolverine) "Cool claws, Mister Grumpy! Wanna see Tao's?"

(vs. Bayonetta) "WOW! You're PRETTY. Wanna be my friend, Pretty-Lady?"

(vs. Jeanne) "Good guy? When'dja turn into a GIRL?!"

(vs. Hulk) "Tao will call you, Mr. Meanie Greenie!"

(vs. Pinkie Pie) "PINK HORSEY! Will you be Tao's new sister?!"

(vs. McGruff) "AAAH! A DOG! (hiss)"

(vs. Raven or Black Canary) "You're named after birdy, but you're NOT A BIRDY!!!"

(vs. Aquaman or Namor) "(gasps) A mermaid man! Hiya, mermaid man!"

(vs. Widowmaker) "You're blue! Tao will call you 'Blueberry Lady'!"

(vs Shazam) "SHAZAM! ...Heeey, where's Tao's cool powers?"

(vs. Dedede) "Santa's a penguin? WOW! Tao never woulda guessed!"

(vs. Ben 10 or Green Lantern) "You got a green, glowy thing! Tao gotta have it!"

(vs. Weiss or Mitsuru) "Hey, grumpy-girl? Why's it so cold all of a sudden?"

(vs. Johnny Cage) "Ooh, cool glasses! Tao wanna wear!"

(vs. Captain Falcon) "A falcon? Where?! IMMA CHASE FALCON!"

(vs. Aang) "Hey, what happened to your hair, Mr. Baldy?"

(vs. Edward Elric) "Aw, you're SOOOOO tiny! TAO WANNA HUG YOU!"

(vs. Ghost Rider) "HEY! ...Your face is on fire."

(vs. Tatsumaki) "Wow! You're even smaller than Lacking Lady!"

(vs. The Mask) "That's a cool-lookin' mask! Can Tao try?"

(vs. Booster Gold) "Wow! Green Lantern! Can Tao have an autograph?!"

Special Character Outros:

(vs. Felicia) "Ooohh... Uh, sorry about that again!"

(vs. Boba Fett or Deathstroke) "I'm after "Rawngnya" first! Wait your turn!"

(vs. Ninja Turtles) "YAY! Pizza Time! Afternaptime,though."

(vs. Yoshi) "Yay! Tao won a ride! ...What was Tao doing?"

(vs. Mai Shiranui, Ivy Valentine, Tifa Lockhart, or Yang Xiao Long) "Aww, you're not Booby Lady...

(vs. Cloud Strife, Sol Badguy, Dante) "You're not Good Guy...can you still get me lunch?"

(vs. Thor, Amy, or Ramona) "Nice hammer. Gonna build a house with it?"

(vs. Zelda or Peach) "You sure do look like 'em...eh, probably coincidence."

(vs. Spider-Man, Spider-Man 2099 or Spider-Miles) "YES! Tao squish spider! Spiders are gross!"

(vs. Pikachu) "Tao caught the mouse! Tao caught the-okay, go away, mousey."

(vs. Lion-O) "Awww, you're not a kaka. But you ARE kinda hunky!"

(vs. Ragna) "Yay! That was fun, Good Guy! ButI'mtirednowg'night."

(vs. Kirby) "You love food! So does Tao!"

(vs. Deadpool) "You're funny! Let's be friends-afteranap,though."

(vs. Wolverine) "Hey, Mister Grumpy! Why do you smell funny?"

(vs. Bayonetta) "Never played like that. Let's do it again sometime!"

(vs. Jeanne) "Alright! I'm gonna call you Good Girl from now on!"

(vs. Hulk) "No need to be angry so much, Mr. Greenie Meanie!"

(vs. Pinkie Pie) "Par-ty! Par-TY! PAR-TY! AfternaptimethoughZzzz..."

(vs. McGruff) Take that, doggy! Tao does NOT like getting chased!"

(vs. Roshi or Jiraiya) "Sorry, pervy-grampa! You're too creepy for Tao."

(vs. Aquaman or Namor) "Now Tao wants a fish-dinner."

(vs. Shazam) "Shazam! SHAZAM! Heehee...still a fun word!"

(vs. Dedede) "So! When're you coming to Kaka village, Santa?"

(vs. Ben 10) "I wanna see the tiger-guy again! Bath, was it?"

(vs. Weiss or Mitsuru) "You have money? Then buy Tao food! Please?"

(vs. Johnny Cage) "Tao wanna be in movies! Afterbreak,though,g'night."

(vs. Captain Falcon) "You keep saying 'falcon', but Tao doesn't see anything."

(vs. Aang) "You're a kid? Naw! Only old people go bald? How old're you?"

(vs. Edward Elric) "Shorty! Shorty! Shorty! I'mborednow."

(vs. The Mask) "That was fun! Ican'tgetthemaskoff,though..."

(vs. Booster Gold) "You're not Green Lantern? Tao is disappointed..."

Stage: Kaka Village

Theme Song: Catus Carnival from "Blazblue: Continuum Shift"

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Prologue: Taokaka continued her neverending search for "Rawgnya", knowing the bounty would do much good for her people. The last she had heard of this rogue, he had vanished into a strange portal not far from her village. It was strange, because she had also heard that her best friend, Good-Guy, had also vanished. Eh, probably coincidence. Taokaka found the portal in good time and giddily ventured into it, appearing in the strange new world of "DEATH BATTLE".

Rival Cutscene:

(Taokaka is happily walking down a path, humming a happy tune to herself.)

Taokaka: WOW! This place is so much fun! There are so many people to play with, but at this rate, I'll never find Good-Guy or Rawgnya. What're the chances of them both disappearing and coming here at the same time? Ah, whatever! I'm still the happiest and luckiest Kaka alive! Now, c'mon, Tao...focus. Where could those two have-

(A butterfly flutters into Tao's view a short distance ahead, catching her attention. She immediately races over to it, excitedly.)

Taokaka: Butterfly? YAY! Playtime!

????: Butterfly? YAY! Playtime!

Both: Huh?

(Felicia looks to the side to see Taokaka staring back at her, equally confused. On realizing who they're looking at, they jump back in surprise.)

Both: It's YOU!

Felicia: You're the big meanie who killed that poor butterfly!

Taokaka: (shocked and apologetic) I DID? But I was only tryin' to play with it, just like you were!

Felicia: You play too violently and you hurt ME when I was punishing you!

Taokaka: (near tears) Awww...I'm SO SORRY! (cries) WAAAAAAAHH!

Felicia: (sweating with unease) Hey...c-calm down, okay? We can still play. You just have to be more careful.

Taokaka: (suddenly happy) REALLY?!

Felicia: (positively) Mm-hm.

(The two spring at the butterfly a few times, trying to catch it. All seems well for a time...until Taokaka takes a swipe at it and cuts it in half, Felicia looking horrorstruck.)

Taokaka: YAY! I won!

Felicia: You...(explodes) YOU KILLED IT AGAIN!

Taokaka: Wha-?

Felicia: Now you're going to pay for killing that poor creature!

Taokaka: Another game? (pumped) ALRIGHT! Let's go, nudie-kitty!

(Both crouch, Felicia bristling with anger while Taokaka looks legitimately-ecstatic. Fade to black.)

Ending: Taokaka had never had so much fun in her life, coming across FOUR Boobie-Ladies, two Good-Guy lookalikes, giant bubble-gum people, the greatest fighting-champ of a place called "Earth" who gave her an autograph, and even Good-Guy himself (much to her delight). Yet despite her best efforts, she never could find "Rawgnya" and had to return home without his bounty. She still managed to take a few items and tips from other bounty-hunters, including her personal favorite "Mr. Walkie-Talkie" (who turned out to be Deadpool).