Jared, a high-school student, wanders into a physics lab, where he steps into a running experiment that knocks him out. From then on, anytime someone around him wishes something was different, he sneezes and the world changes - but he experiences amnesia / blindness to the fact that anything changed (so he can never learn to make wishes)
at first it happens comically...
someone wishes they ordered a chocolate shake instead of vanilla
someone wishes they they had a cool looking car
someone wishes ...?
his friends realize it's being caused every time Jared sneezes
they test it, embarassing Jared, wishing he wasn't wearing pants
they laugh, but then explain what's going on. they tell him to wish he was wearing pants, which he thinks is a stupid gag, but he goes along, and then sneezes and he's wearing pants
they all roar with laughter, but he doesn't understand what's funny. they try to explain it, but he doesn't remember doing it.
then they wish for him to have no pants, then pants, then no pants, then pants, roaring with laughter the whole time
"i think i'm catching a cold or something, i wish i stayed home," then he sneezes, and suddenly disappears... his friends are all floored
meanwhile, someone saw the whole exchange (a jock? a girl?)
they call some friends and tell them to show up at
the 'bad' crew shows up at Jareds, to mess around with wishes
the ring leader gets them in the door with a wish.. "i wish we were best friends"
then makes some selfish wishes.. "i wish i were rich. I wish my car was a ferrari... i wish my girlfriend had bigger tits"
the girl-next-door notices his car turn into a ferrari out her window... and wants to know what is up.. she notices a bunch of people at Jared's and heads inside to see...
the guy-friend wishes to be rich, have a fancy car, and for his girlfriend to be sexier and taller.. and she transforms right there... and starts gushing about it, and Jared's power, he makes some more wishes 'for all women to love giving oral sex"... and the girlfriend starts to get 'mad' at him, but then asks if she wants to head home, give him oral sex, 'fuck yes!' and she's practically drags him away.
the girl-next-door walks up to jared, 'jared what is going on here? they just made a wish, and it came true. how did that happen?" / (they made a wish? i have no idea. i'm just sneezing alot and not feeling well.)
the ringleader tries to get the girl-next-door to leave, explaining Jared is granting his wishes... she flippantly 'wishes you and your bimbo girlfriend were not here'... and jared sneezes, and poof they disappear. "holy crap. did you see that?
"see what?"
"wait, you mean you didn't see any of that? Jared, a minute ago four jerks from school were in your house making wishes. you don't remember that?"
"nope. my mind is kind of foggy. I just know i'm sneezing alot and not feeling well."
"i wish i knew what was going on here, really going on here..... holy shit. you were in a physics accident, and every-time someone makes a wish, you sneeze, and it comes true, but you don't remember it!"
"Uhm. are you feeling okay? That's crazy."
"Crazy is it? I wish I was incredibly tall and sexy." He sneezed, and she was suddenly 6'5", stacked, and gorgeous. "holy crap! Why did that happen? I screwed it up somehow. Ohh wait. Jared, I wish I was incredibly smart." he sneezed. "Ahh, a mis-placed modifier, of course, I asked to be 'incredibly tall'. Well, this is more important. Jared, I wish I was the only one that could make wishes." sneeze. "and i wish
???? where is this going ????/
it feels boring with Jared being so unattached to outcomes.... how to fix it?