amazon cousin - outline

    • characters (ages as of "introduction")

      • Zach - 26yo, 5'9" - 165lbs -

        • Ron - Zach's dad ;

        • Patty - 42yo, zach's mom

      • 'cousin' Helen - 18yo, 8'11', 290lbs. dark blue eyes, dirty blond. Not Zach's blood-cousin, but the step-daughter of his mother's brother Bart.

    • aunt Leta - 36yo, 6'4", helen's mom. non-blood relative that married patty's brother Bart @ 20yo. He was "crippled" five years later.

    • uncle Bart - 39yo, 6'1". Patty's brother. Helen's step-dad. Super-buff mr-universe type, 260lbs of all muscle. Real macho guy. His personality bravado, combined with his castration causes an odd openness both about losing his 'junk' in the accident, and his unpossessive attitude with Leta.

    • (helen's real father is unknown)

    • backstory

      • Leta married Bart when she was only 20yo (he was 23yo). Bart's 'real man' machismo bridged the masculinity gap in a world of men shorter than her.

      • As a kid, zach had the hots for his aunt leta, and (like most men) gawked at her constantly.

      • Tragically at 28yo, Bart lost one leg (and a little more) in a steel-mill accident. Received a large legal settlement with the mill, upgrading his house and lifestyle aside from his new disability.

      • After a tough year for Bart and Leta, and their marriage almost ending (Leta struggling with a crippled husband at only 26yo), Bart struck 'the deal', salvaging the marriage. He knows he can't satisfy her, but he can take good care of her, leading to her willing caretaking and adoration of Bart while being sexual promiscious (with Zach and many others).

      • When Leta was 34, a child she gave up when she was 18 finds her. Helen was the product of a hot night with a random trucker (who happened to be physically huge).

      • At 18 Helen was headed off to college (leta now 36yo).... reaching our initial story

    • Helen's Arrival - Helen visits Zach at College

    • Welcome to Campus - helen charges off to university with excitement, zach visits to find her less than "accepted" in the girl dorm

    • Ultimate Houseguest - Zach helps her problem by letting her stay at his place, even if just temporarily...

    • Ideas

      • Helen teasing / pleasuring Zach in front of his friends

      • Helen teasing / pleasuring a friend of Zach's

      • Helen punishing an enemy of Zach's

      • Helen wingman / seducing a girlfriend for Zach (while still pleasuring him on the side)

    • Leta/Zach begins...

      • Zach's strange relationship with Leta started when Zach was 18 (leta was 28, helen was only 10). They were at a family wedding. Bart was having a man-to-man with Zach; starts talking about women; points out that he notices the way he looks at Leta in a mock-threatening way. After Zach's momentary fear of being broken in half, Bart confesses his relief that Leta is staying with him given that he's now only half a man. He suggests, and then requests that Zach proposition Leta -- because he'd rather she get what she needs from someone he knows than 'some random schmuck'. As much as Zach is shocked that uncle Bart is suggesting he bed his wife, he's equally shocked at the suggestion that Leta would respond to him at all. Zach is visibly uncomfortable, tries to change the subject. Bart lets him loose, 'you're all right kid', and reminds him about the BBQ they are having.

      • Turns out the BBQ is 'wives meeting to gossip' (plus Bart). Their husbands all went to a local sports bar instead. (Zach's father leaves to join them, but he's too young to go.) Zach's father invites Bart, but he just makes humorous references to not having the right equipment for that crowd, which has Zach cringing but the ladies laughing.

      • Ladies start to gossip. Ask Zach if he has a girlfriend. He doesn't. How he's looking forward to college next year, they flatter and gush on him like mothers do about how he'll have a pretty thing in no time. How he's such a good catch.

      • They shift to gossip about a couple that recently divorced. Bart and Leta confess that she had something to do with that. Bart and Leta making open jokes about how she obviously has to get her satisfaction somewhere. Some admission of the other ladies' marital troubles, and how Leta and Bart's marriage seems so strong despite Bart's 'predicament'.

      • Leta talks about how honesty is the core, monologuing about how her unusually high Libido used to be a problem she had to manage all on her own. How before Bart lost his junk, they were really headed for trouble, how he'd come home from work tired, just couldn't give her enough. How her daytime soap star would get her dripping wet, and the doorbell would ring, and she'd start fantasizing about the delivery boy.

      • Bart used to get all mad about it, but after he lost his junk, he could see how it's really not her fault, it's just the way she's wired. just like XYZ's husband. XYZ denies her husband's infidelity, but Leta casually insists it's more than obvious "trust me i know". Suddenly the mood turns awkward, as Leta offers to relieve some of XYZ's husband's tension, while the others try to change the subject.

      • Bart politely shuts down his wife by reminding her how she ruined another marriage (that they had just discussed). He also saves face for XYZ by opening the possibility that maybe he's just stressed at work. The ladies all relax, and Bart segways into how what she really needs is a young man with no attachments. Someone who could stand to learn a thing or two about sex. The ladies all laugh and agree, not expecting Bart to single out Zach right then and there. "so what do you say Zach?" Some ladies laugh, others caught and spit out their drinks.

      • Leta matter-of-factly admits it's a wonderful idea. She can get her needs met and teach him a thing or two in the process. Bart remembers his college years, how awkward sex was. He encourages Zach by relating 'what i wouldn't have done to get a little bit ahead of that curve, get a little special education. trust me, leta can show you how to really wow the ladies. you could be king on campus.'. The ladies in the room are shocked into silence, watching the exchange between Leta, Bart, and Zach like it's a bloody train-wreck they can't take their eye's off.

      • Leta stands and approaches Zach, "ohh honey, look at his red cheeks, don't get him all hot and bothered." Zach is relieved thinking she's coming to the rescue. Only she just turns up the heat. "Can I get you anything ladies? More refreshments?" She leans down, placing a hand on Zach's thigh as she reaches over him for glasses on the table. The position has dangled her tits into an impressive display that doesn't go unnoticed by anyone. The laddies uncomfortably decline before she turns to Zach. "Can I get you anything honey? Maybe something to nibble on?" He shakes his head. "Alrighty," she smiles at hime, and glides away to the kitchen with the dishes.

    • The ladies start to excuse themselves, they suddenly have things they simply must do. "Ohh of course," Leta responds, not able to return from the kitchen before they have already run out the door.

    • "I should probably be going too," Zach tries to excuse himself politely. Bart stops him.

    • helen's arrival - Helen is moving to Nashville to attend college, and needs a place to stay 'for a few days' before the dorms open up.

      • introductions - zach meets helen when she comes to stay with him and is very appreciative

      • movie night - a week after helen and zach meet, they have a mini-date movie night in

      • morning shower - the morning after movie night, helen treats zach to a morning shower

    • Welcome to Campus - helen charges off to university with excitement

      • on campus - zach drops her off in giddy excitement checking out campus... people gawking, staring, a little awkward attention from boys.... which she smoothly and confidently dispatches. Zach escorts her to her tiny dorm room, which she says is "no problem" before Zach leaves.

      • in the dorm - In private, Helen is not so pleased with the tiny room, tiny bed, tiny bathroom. Then the roomate shows up with a shocked reaction. She's a seriously stuck-up bitch. She gathers two friends, starts talking about helen as if she isn't a person but a spectacle. 'can you believe this is what they stick me with?' ... helen is mortified, rushes out of the dorm.

      • excitement crashed - zach finds her sobbing outside on campus. she apologies for calling him back there. she talks about how horrifying the whole situation was. she has thick skin, but the girls were just too mean. zach consoles her, which lifts her spirits a bit. still she can't manage to go back there.

      • solution - Zach offers for her to stay at his place, at least until she figures out a better option. He's knows it's not nearly close enough to campus, but there is plenty of room. She is relieved to have a solution, and excitedly takes him up on it. She starts for his car, but he reminds her she probably needs her things at her dorm, which she begrudgingly agrees. On the way, she starts brainstorming how she can make her stay with him as little inconvenience as possible. Staying out of his hair, studying on campus, eating in the dorms (she can still use her meal pass). Of course she's also happy to cook a few nights a week. would that be okay? (uhm, sure that would be nice.) And if he needs her out of his hair, he should just say so. You know, for a date, or whatever. (right. of course) of course if you're not seeing anyone, I'm happy to continue with some 'other' forms of appreciation. would that be okay? (uhm, sure that would be nice too.) Ohh Zach, I could just eat you up. (casual physical flirtation) This is going to be so much better than staying in the dorms. I'm genuinely excited.

      • exodus - They head into the dorm, where she proudly struts, despite the girls looking awkwardly at her. She rounds the corner into her dorm proudly announcing that she's going to be out of her roomate's hair, staying with her cousin Zach. Her roommate and friends had opened her luggage, and were marveling and joking about the giant size of her bra and panties. She barks at them, as she grabs for the garments. Her roommate evades her, tossing the underwear to her friend, which Zach intercepts. He issues some stern "adult" condemnation of their behavior. The roommate lashes back, that he's pretty cute, and if he wants to get inside panties instead of just holding them, he should come back sometime. Zach is flustered, and Helen is aggrivated. "A *real* man like Zach doesn't want a ditz like you, when he can get a *real* woman." Ohh? Are you that *real* woman? He seems pretty comfortable holding your underwear, maybe you two share more than a family tree. Zach starts to object, that technically she's not blood related... But Helen interrupts, "You're darn right we do." She plants a wet one on him, which causes her roommate to gasp. Afterwords, she wipes the lipstick off Zach's stunned face. "Ohh, Zach don't mind her. She's just jealous I'll be living with you, in your gorgeous house, taking care of you every night, all night." With that, she grabbed her bags by one hand, and Zach by the other, and headed for the door. "Goodbye, little girls." (they shout some obsceneties after them)

      • comforting ride home - Helen sobs as Zach drives her home, until he comforts her, which brings out her 'appreciation'

        • As soon as they got in the car, it became obvious Helen was more ruffled than she had let on. The passenger seat was still pushed all the way back and reclined from her using it on the ride over. However, before Zach even started the car, she reclined it the rest of the way back, turned her head and started sobbing. "Ohh, Helen, I'm so sorry." She looked sad, crying, and he could see why. She was obviously too big for the car, squeezed against the door, reclined into the backseat, she must feel that way her whole life. And with her roomate, too big to be treated nicely. Zach didn't know what else to say or do, so he started the car and headed towards home.

        • She eventually stopped sobbing, and started breathing slowly, like she had fallen asleep. He looked over to check, only to have the sight of her draw him in - the thin skirt fabric draped between her legs, her chest gently moving from unevenness in the pavement. The top half of her was basically in the back seat, so when he finally realized he was drifting onto the median, it he yanked the steering wheel before he could get his eyes back on the road, startling her awake. "Wha? What happened?" She craned to see what happened.

        • "It's nothing, something darted across the road." She laid back, a grogginess about her as she closed her eyes again. After that he was careful, only taking small glances. Her posture had shifted slightly towards him, her face would have been looking right at him if her eyes were open. One hand was across her stomach, clutching and gathering the fabric of her shirt away from her waist. It exposed a a little skin there, the light of streetlights dancing across it.

        • He only dared a moment looking back towards her breasts, spilling out sideways, jostling around from bumps in the road. Then he noticed that right up front, her other hand was laid casually but suggestively on her inner thigh. Had it been there the whole time? When he looked back, her fingers were moving, tracing circles on her thigh. It didn't look like the behavior of someone sleeping, and when he looked up to check, he was startled to find her wide-eyed, staring right at him. He had to resist the urge to yank the steering wheel again.

        • "Hey there." Her voice had a calm, post-nap cadence. "Thanks for not saying anything, for letting me sleep. That situation back there was...annoying. I'm glad you were there with me. I'm glad you're here now."

        • "Ohh Helen, I'm glad too. That was more than annoying. It was totally un-called-for. Don't let girls like that get under your skin. If it wasn't you, she'd be picking on someone else. Nobody deserves to have that for a roommate. At least you have other options. We'll be at my place in twenty minutes, and you can stay as long as you like. For now, just relax."

        • She didn't respond, but he could almost feel her eyes staring at him from the backseat. He felt like he should keep his eyes on the road, but couldn't help notice the fingers on her thigh were doing more than just moving, they were inching up the fabric. It only took a minute before her leg was completely bare. When he glanced to see why, her hand was buried under fabric and rubbing at her own crotch. He was so startled, he looked back, as if he expected to find her asleep, only to see her eyes wide and staring right at him. This time he did jerk the wheel accidentally.

        • "Better keep your eyes on the road there, mister, we'd both like to make it home safely." The fact that he knew she was masturbating didn't do anything to stop her. In fact, it seemed to encourage her. A minute later, both her hands were involved. He was trying not to look, but when he saw something move fast, he looked over to see her skirt flipped up clear out of the way, her legs spread as best she could given the limited space, and both hands rubbing under white lace panties. Keep his eyes on the road? How was he supposed to do that exactly? He caught her eye again, this time with a wry look. "Ohh, don't be cross. I'm just doing what you said to do. I'm relaxing. Mmmm. You want me to relax, don't you?"

        • Zach shook his head. "I do want you to relax. Maybe you could just," he had no idea how to finish that sentence. Keep her masturbating covered up? Wait until they got home? Not masturbate next to him in the car? None of those seemed like things he wanted her to do. He just sighed, as she started to let out a different kind of whimper. He decided to change the subject, sort-of. "Maybe you could stop calling me your cousin. We're not blood related, so we're technically not cousins, and people might get the wrong idea."

        • "Ohhh," she said, her voice a little breathy from her activity. "What wrong idea is that, exactly?" She let out a little sexy gasp. "That, you want to do more than watch? You can join in any time, provided you can keep your eyes on the road." In the brief glance he could afford, he saw her spreading her panties open in invitation, though the dim light didn't offer much more. Then a passing streetlight briefly lit her, and she suddenly looked so sexy -- overflowing the seat, legs spread, her breasts framed by her arms, and her hands gently rubbing at her crotch.

        • Zach forcibly snapped himself front-and-center, pulling closer to the wheel, trying to block out the thought of her enough to keep his attention on the road. "On second thought, you better keep your hands and eyes on the road. I want to get home in one piece. Don't worry, I'm used to taking care of myself." He shook his head, half-smiling. She was impossible, in the most impossibly sexy way. He heard her whimper and start to breath heavier, and decided two could play at her game of 'being difficult'.

      • "I just don't want people thinking we're family, given the situation. You could be staying with me a long time; we could be around your friends or mine; and I don't want them thinking anything improper is going on." He had settled back away from the wheel, and having gotten over the shock of seeing her hand massaging her clit, he kept his eyes on the road.

      • "Aww... Why ruin my fun? People are uncomfortable around me whether I like it or not, so I try to enjoy it. Though right now you seem very composed, maybe I'm losing my touch." Even with just the corner of his eye, he could see her whole body moving. A moment later he could tell why. She'd pulled her shirt off, then her bra, and tossed them both towards the dashboard. When he glanced over, she was cupping both of her giant naked breasts suggestively. "Pull the car over, baby. Pull the car over and fuck me."

        • Seeing her like that, in the rhythmic dim streetlights, he couldn't have refused her had he wanted to. Of course he didn't want to. He quickly looked to the road, processing where he was -- so close to his exit he almost missed it. He swerved over to the exit lane, thankful the road was empty as he glanced back at her.

        • "Mmmm. My clit is so wet. You better hurry or... uhhhhh... i might just finish without you." Helen had gone back to fondling herself with one hand, while holding her breasts with the opposite arm. After the exit, Zach turned a familiar corner he knew would be empty, and it was so dark he *had* to focus on the road. He wondered how far from the intersection was far enough. He drove three minutes, then two minutes more, then finally couldn't wait any longer and pulled his car onto the dirt median.

        • With the car shut off, the pitch-black was broken only by dim dash lighting. Zach unbuckled his seat belt, reclined his seat, and turned over, facing her, hoping his eyes would adjust quickly. Before they had the chance, he felt hands under his arms, urging then pulling him across the car. Before he could react, she was supporting his weight, holding him over her face. Their lips met and danced, and his hands found their way onto her breasts, but it was awkward, the center console painfully digging into his hip. He tried to ignore it, but the more she pulled him in, the more it hurt, finally he broke free of the kiss. "Wait, wait, wait." She lifted him up, the back of his head bumping the roof. "This console is jamming into my..." He put a hand on the side of the car, trying to get enough leverage to turn himself, to free his trapped leg.

        • "The console? What are you doing?" She finally understood his situation, lifting and turning him to free up his legs. He felt about to be shoved through the back window until he slipped his legs to her side of the car. A moment later they were face-to-face, his body still propped in the air by her arms. "Better?" He nodded. It was unusual, being held inches away from her, but it had it's advantages. It was an ideal vantage for his hands to find her breasts, cupping and caressing them. He craned his head to kiss, but she resisted, lifting him further away. "Enjoying yourself?" Her manhandling him was simultaneously sexy and intimidating. "You'd think fifteen minutes of masturbating, getting naked, and then demanding you fuck me would be hint enough. Take off your damn pants, Zach."

        • He felt suddenly awkward, though it didn't stop him from frantically reaching down to unfasten his pants. A moment later he had them pulled a way, his rock-hard cock resting on her bare tummy. She started gently moving him, dragging him up and down against her skin. "Good boy. Now, I need to apologize, because I'm so wet and ready for you, I'm going to come as soon as I put you inside me. Which is probably going to make you come, so our romantic first time is going to last all of three minutes. You don't mind, do you Zach?" He shook his head, more worried that his cock just dragging on against her body was going to set him off.

        • "Good. One more thing. About what you said before. I know we're not blood related, but I dunno, there is something about breaking the rules the makes me really hot. You can pull over and fuck me whenever you want, but I want you to keep calling me cousin Helen. Think you can do that?" He nodded, most of his brain cells trying not to climax right then and there. "I want to hear it. Who are you happy to have staying at your place for a while?"

        • He gulped, feeling embarassed that she was going to make him actually say it. This girl was only eighteen, yet she commanded his thoughts and actions like he was the young toy. "Who turns you on and takes care of you?" Finally, his eyes had adjusted. He could see her hair falling behind her over the seat headrest. Her breasts looked plumped on account of his hands still holding them. They moved slightly, as she continued gently moving him, conspicuously dragging his cock against her bare belly. "Hmmm? Anyone in particular?"

        • "You, Cousin Helen." She smiled a sweet smile, before pressing him down against her. His cock dragged down over the fabric of her skirt, and then against gushing warm wetness. By the time she lifted her hips and hitched him into her, he was face down between the bottom of her breasts. Her legs were spread as wide as she could manage, one vertically propped against the inside of the car, the other across the center console.

        • "See, that isn't so awkward, is it? After all, I've always been your cousin Helen." He felt her arms on his back and her hands grasp his butt. "Come here Zach, and fuck your cousin Helen." She suddenly pumped him against her, thrusting forcefully. "Yes! Fuck yes. Ohh Zach." Then again, releasing and forcing him into her. In the process, his face was planted high on her tummy, ramming into the bottom of her breasts. His arms were bent awkwardly, as he tried to get his hands overhead. He did managed to get his right hand on her breast, the other hand awkwardly pinned. "Ohh baby, just one more, uhhhh." Her hips started gyrating, lifting him in the process, rubbing them together quickly, until she finally screamed out. "Ohh YES! YES! YES!" By the time she finished, he had already spilled his load into her, though he wasn't sure when it had started, and he had hardly made a peep himself. As she came to rest, they both laid there for a moment.

        • "Thank you Zach, it's been far too long. Now, we should probably get on our way, before some nosy police officer wants to know why you're parked on the side of the rode ramming your naked eighteen year old 'cousin'." He felt his face flush as he struggled to get up off her. "I'm totally kidding Zach. I would never do that to you." She put a hand gently on his face. "Well, I guess I would, but I wouldn't get you in trouble for it." This time Zach snickered, laughing at her gentle but sharp sense of humor.

        • "Helen, you are seriously going to be the death of me." He pulled his pants up, crawled off her

        • "Actually, no." It was a bit strange to have Helen, eight years his junior, always seeming more experienced. He tried to cover, as his eyes finally made out rough shapes in the darkness, "I didn't have a car when I was in college." She was still lying on the seat, just as naked as before. Her face seemed to hold a bit of numerous impatience.

        • "Listen. Turn over, then climb up your seat. More. A little more." His head hid the ceiling, and he felt like he was about to crawl into the trunk. "There, now, slip your leg over me. Come on, don't be shy." That last comment came out with jabbing bite. As soon as he got his leg on her side of the car, she pulled him on top of her. He wasn't prepared, and his chest awkwardly landed on her face before he was able to find handholds to push up on. "Oooof," she let out as he leaned his knee on her belly while trying to bring over his other leg. "Hah. Well, this car is a bit smaller than I'm used to."

    • the ultimate house guest

      • open with zach arriving home late sunday from a bar, and helen on the phone call with her mom leta (suggestive conversation, including leta reminiscing. zach comes in mid-convo, but he can't hear the other side of the call where they are talking about him like property 'remember you can only keep him if you treat him right').. zach reminds her some friends are coming over to watch football sunday

      • (flashback to zach's first night with leta)

      • zach has coworkers over for a football game, helen 'helps out' with the party...making and serving snacks, and generally assuring they can hardly watch the game.

      • lots of overly sexual innuendo with all his guests, mixed with loyal references to how she "takes care of" zach

    • Back to School

      • helen teasing him into doing her math homework for him (asks for help, starts massaging, then rewarding)

        • "wow, you're really good at that. How about you keep doing what you're good at, and i'll do what I'm good at?"

      • helen dragging him to a college party

        • pretty college girls talking to them both, Helen steps away and they ask him questions about her

        • later he steps away from the girls and Helen to get them all drinks, Helen finds him, is overly direct asking him who he's into, telling him what the girls want to do to him.

      • Helen has accumulated some "groupies" (lesbian/bi)

      • Zach visits campus, and meets some of her "friends" (who are more like groupies)

      • When she steps away, they are overly sexual and forward about trying to convince him to let them "all play together"

        • he isn't clear what is going on ( turns out Helen told them a fib that she's into Zach, and she'll do it if they can get Zach into it )

        • they overtly offer themselves and tease him, while also talking about how hot Helen makes them, what they want to do to her.

        • when Helen returns, she slyly lets him in on the story (i told them you wouldn't be into it, that I threw myself at you, but you are looking for a serious woman your age)

        • this only causes the girls to turn it up....which of course Zach doesn't resist.

        • soon they are undressing and fondling Helen in a show for his benefit, "forcing" all three of them on him as if he doesn't want it.