Volume 50, Edition VII

April Fools' Satire Joke Edition or whateva, idc. Does this even exist?!

April, already? Our writers worked hard, like multiple minutes, to prepare whatever lies on these pages. Has our editing declined? Maybe, but we are not here to address that. Will we make you laugh? Right out of your seats, at least, we hope! -Harrison Gerson and Gabrielle Ceconi, Editors-in-Chief

We think something ought to go here next edition, and we are looking at YOU!

(We weren't being lazy with this spot... it's "intentional!")

Join us... if you dare!

The Masked Mentor

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Saadtire Mujahid ('21)