Go Piss In A Phonebooth!

staring: Filthy McNasty and Gregor Samson,

w/ Elspith Milmore and Mickey Mantle’s Profiles in Courage (who passes out free autographed baseballs to the last subscribers of the Waternews Front Digest (whatever that is!)

reminder: don’t forget to bring along plenty of passports and knishes and great deals for the rest of the audience!

time: next time

location: 16543 Albion Pike

Canyon Gap, PA

admission: 1 (ezra) pound

coming attractions: this week: Lattie, Ruby, Elise, Harriet Stowe, Deborah, and

Marvin the Clown

Scene V, Act 34: The Grand Denouncement

Zarathustra: Thus…

Zorastypitch: Indeed!

Billy Balls: hehe, hehe, hehe, hehe, heeeeeee

other coming attractions: THE WHITE SCREEN

(now, here’s your pathétique newsreel…)

(cut?! cut before sound?!)

“this week in Amsterdam, a somnambulistic writer became spliced by two of the finest crowned heads in eurip, ze quin of ze empire and other royal dignitaries were or may have been present”

”editors- plz revise!”

St. Louis

1972