Harry table extension for next season

Post date: Apr 1, 2010 10:06:34 AM

Moppy decided we needed to improve our home advantage. After checking through all the league rule books, he came up with a bright idea. Lets make a longer table..

"We knew our long potting was the best in the league. All the Harry dogs could slam a 7 ft black pot in with ease.. Why not make a table 10' foot long, really show off our stuff " Moppy said

Pinkie was quoted as saying.. "My wife always told me it's not about the size, but what you did with it. But i was never comfortable with the size. I knew it had to be longer"

Pinkie was last seen on a web site ordering a pink extension...

Rocket Ryan offered help saying he had seen internet adverts quoting you could get 50% bigger in 4 weeks. He was doing research into it..

OSW. Said the table did not have enough bling on it.. He wanted to see gold rimmed pockets, gold balls and a gold cloth..

John was quoted saying.. "If you want your roof fixed come to me.. call me on....07985 657 4.... "

Darren was unavailable for comment.

Speaking with Dave Landlord who knew a few people could do the work for us.. He had contacts... A few hard nights at work and the table was extended..

But there was a problem. Someone had the plans the wrong way round....

Oh well.... We still get a home advantage...