Touch of Placebo
£30 for a touch of placebo
Seems a pretty good deal you know
There may still be more to it than that
But that it cheers people up and thus helps with their health
Is a fact
Men in white coats
Just cant mumble proper
With toads and stoats
Leave mumbo jumbo to the professionals
There are those with a gift for where our dreams meet our loins
And our thoughts meet our feet
Try not to worry that you are losing a few quid
Out of the hundereds of thousands that you charge
So that Elsie can have something that smells nice
Under nose
And some kind words like a rose
True
Fake psychics
Who take your life savings
Should be resisted
But to call Gypsy Rose Lee
An 'Enemy of Reason'
For her palm of silver
just defies sanity.
Povey 2013