Talk is Cheap
I'd rather be sexually inadequate
Than lyrically incompetent
Or sexually incontenent
Not that I am any of these
But I have written more poem
Than women I have knowen
Carnally
But then as Dr Ruth would say
Zee brain Iz zee bigezt erogenouz zone!
In the kingdom of the erotic
And exotic
I am quite at home
In my zone
Words are my instrument
Talk is cheap
So my customers are content
Cash they haven't a heap
Povey 2013