Talk is Cheap

I'd rather be sexually inadequate

Than lyrically incompetent

Or sexually incontenent

Not that I am any of these

But I have written more poem

Than women I have knowen

Carnally

But then as Dr Ruth would say

Zee brain Iz zee bigezt erogenouz zone!

In the kingdom of the erotic

And exotic

I am quite at home

In my zone

Words are my instrument

Talk is cheap

So my customers are content

Cash they haven't a heap

Povey 2013