3 Mistakes

I worked in at least 3 schools

Suffered at least 3 fools

Owned at least 3 tools

And made at least 3 mistakes

I've made about 3 albums

Danced with at least 3 randoms

Had the proper use of at least 3 condoms

And made at least 3 mistakes

I've been on at least 3 pro stages

Eaten at least 3 Greengages

Seen at least 3 cultural ages

And made at least 3 mistakes

I made at least 3 proposals

Worn at least 3 manly or feminine kimonos

Committed at least 3 no nos

And made at least 3 mistakes

I've taken at least 3 flights

I had at least 3 fights

Had stands for at least 3 nights

And made at least 3 mistakes

I had at least 3 friends

Started maybe 3 trends

Been round at least 3 bends

And I made at least 3 mistakes

I started at least 3 revolts

Drank at least 3 single malts

Handled at least 3 various colts

And made at least 3 mistakes

I kissed at least 3 riot grrls

And at least 3 quiet guys

Discussed the vacuity of binaries

With at least 2 Bys

And made no mistakes I care to remember

Made at least 3 short films

Emptied at least 3 bins

Eaten outa least 3 tins

Made at least 3 mistakes

Written at least 300 poems

Known at least 300 knowins

Sold my self for at least 300 sweet ho-ins

Shit...

How can you do all this

Without makin a few mistakes

Povey 2016