Shaman Anger

Hi All

Time for my new years round robin. 2012 was an exciting year for me. Probably more exciting than it was for any of you.

Having dabbled in Tantrik Black Magic for some time I finally achieved mastery during a ceremony where I ate road kill raw while dancing naked with its guts tied around my testicles. As well as that, I frittered away time in a futile attempt to learn Catalan, my Esperanto however made little progress. I steadily became less employable as the year progressed and I remain single, unmarried and without childrenz.

Heres wishing you all a 2013 that marginally less boring and marginally more like my very desireable lifestyle.

Shaman Anger

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