Tick Tick Tick
Half time oranges
What rhymes with that?
Franglais monkeys
The mathematics of rap
It's all about keeping time
Being late to work is the only crime
The big hand on the clock
Is more menacing than a fully loaded Glock
A shrunken wallet
Is equal to a shriveled dick
The little hand goes tick tick tick
Do I win some games on time alone?
Sure
But not enough for it to be well known
When a big ship in a storm drops anchor
The one who screams with delight is the banker
Or at least when it arrives in port
Beside the other ships
Bringing with it sailors with lips
And Glocks with full clips
And cargo to make her rich
She took the risk to launch
So it's back to the raunch
This may all seem silly and risque
But tell that to the wives of men
Who drown in Bisque
I'm half out of time
The rest of its mine
Everyone in port
Will whisper that I'm a right sort
Povey 2017