Not Hard To Find
I was aching to sell my sex
But stubbornly gave it away
Then for some magic beans
Sold all that was left
These grew a mighty beanstalk
That did make the neighbours talk
I got a golden goose out its bottle
And escaped a giants throttle
With my small aks
I requested a break
They scanned my kit kat
And said how about that
It wasn't hard to find
That I was oot my mind
There's a goose loose
Aboot this hoose
The sociopaths had to admit
I simply have no use
Strictly for decorative purposes
The bookshop mascot lives on
Secret operative verses
Though nothing to teach
The persistant assistant
Teaches on
And continues to steal kisses
From independant Ms'
Povey 2016