Not Hard To Find

I was aching to sell my sex

But stubbornly gave it away

Then for some magic beans

Sold all that was left

These grew a mighty beanstalk

That did make the neighbours talk

I got a golden goose out its bottle

And escaped a giants throttle

With my small aks

I requested a break

They scanned my kit kat

And said how about that

It wasn't hard to find

That I was oot my mind

There's a goose loose

Aboot this hoose

The sociopaths had to admit

I simply have no use

Strictly for decorative purposes

The bookshop mascot lives on

Secret operative verses

Though nothing to teach

The persistant assistant

Teaches on

And continues to steal kisses

From independant Ms'

Povey 2016