Andy or Mandy
She granted me leave
To rest a while in her desert
There to unweave
A rotten contract
I signed with the devil
I showed her my infirm libido
And she did little tease
She carried away my shame with some ease
What she did with it then
In the privacy of her domain
Perhaps should cause me more unease
But in the desert one need not remain
And one need not dwell on yesterdays pain
He who yet lives
Must yet have a heart
She who takes also gives
But I have taken enough of her art
Time to move on
But it shall be remembered
That we won the battle we begun
Before we can toast each other
There will pass much time
But when we finally do it will be just fine
And dandy
We wont trouble over Andy or Mandy
Or other such dichotomy
Or whether she had a little or a lot o' me
Povey 2014